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Article 1629 of eunet.jokes:
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Path: santra!tut!draken!kth!enea!mcvax!ukc!etive!glasgow!singleto
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From: singleto@cs.glasgow.ac.uk (Jon Singleton)
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Newsgroups: eunet.jokes
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Subject: ENGLISH/GERMAN MOTORING TERMS
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Summary: appologies in advance to any germans offended.
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Message-ID: <2212@crete.cs.glasgow.ac.uk>
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Date: 16 Jan 89 10:19:47 GMT
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Reply-To: singleto@cs.glasgow.ac.uk (Jon Singleton)
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Organization: Comp Sci, Glasgow Univ, Scotland
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This is an english/german dictionary of motoring terms(non-serious,this is
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eunet.jokes remember).
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The reason german was selected was because when they don't have an
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existing word they can sometimes assemble a new one from bits they already
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have.Therefore non-british people who speak english should pronounce the
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german phonetically.
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I would like to appologise to any germans offended by this gross misuse of
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their language,but its all done in the best possible taste.
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P.S. "Don't mention the war" - Basil Fawlty,Fawlty Towers. c.BBC 1975
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INDICATORS Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken
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BONNET Pullnob und Knucklechoppen
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EXHAUST Spitzenpoppenhangentuben
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SPEEDOMETER Der Egobooster und Linenshooter
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CLUTCH Die Kuplink mit achlippen und schaken
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PUNCTURE Die Phlatt mit Bludyfucken
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LEARNER Die Twatten mit Elplate
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ESTATE CAR Der Bagzeroomfurshagginaute
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PARKING METER Der tennarpinscher und Zlochenarr
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WINDSCREEN WIPER Der flippenflappenmuckenschpredder
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POWER BRAKES Der edbangeronvinschreen stoppenquick
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GEAR LEVER Biggensticken fur Kangaroochoppen
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FUEL GAUGE Der Walletemptyung Meter
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BREATHALYSER Die Puffitinter fur Pistenarsen
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REAR VIEW MIRROR Der Yonkunter ist Tooklosan
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SEAT BELT Der klunkenklikken frauleinstrapper
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HEADLIGHTS Das Dippendontdazzelubasted
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EXHAUST FUMES Die Koffundschplitterpoluter
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HIGHWAY CODE Der Wipen fur Arsen
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FOG WARNING Die Puttenklogdownan und Fukkitt
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TRAFFIC JAM Die Bluddifuckin Dammundblast
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REAR SEAT Der Schpringentester
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TYRES Flatfahrts
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BACKFIRE Der Lowdenbangermekkenjumpen
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JUGGERNAUT Der Fukkengratt Trukken
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ACCIDENT Das Bleedinkmess
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NEAR ACCIDENT Der Phewn Near Schittenselfen
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GARAGE Der Hieway Robberung
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CYCLIST Der Peddallpushink Pilloken
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SKID Die Bannanen Waltzen
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DOUBLE WHITE LINES Overtaken und Krunchen.
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---- Thanks to all those who replied to "COMPANY CARS",much appreciated.
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I hope you like this latest offering courtesy of 'Ygorra',the
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Glasgow University Rag Mag.
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Again, my appologies to any Germans offended by this misappropriation
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of their language.I can incidentally speak German:
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Entschuldigen sie bitte,ich bin sehr sehr sorry!
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- DIRTY HARRY
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(Its a 'sudden impact' when you finally get the joke.)
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--
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* Janet | singleto@uk.ac.glasgow.cs | J.H. Comp. Sci. Department *
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* USEnet | mcvax!cs.glasgow.ac.uk!singleto | University of Glasgow *
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* ARPAnet | singleto@cs.glasgow.ac.uk | Glasgow,Scotland, U.K. *
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---- Confucious says "he who cooks beans & peas in same pot is unhygenic". ----
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