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Since I am not on junk mail so this may be a repeat. . . .
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From: U2 on Thu, May 2, 1996 11:19 AM
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Subject: HUMOR: [Fwd: FBI orders pizza]
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The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and
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International Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME; the author who
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introduces the story swears it's true.
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FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego
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that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of
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reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up
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quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby
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pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his
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colleagues.
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The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by
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the FBI because they were taping all conversations at the hospital.
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Agent: Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda.
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Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?
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Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.
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Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?
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Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.
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Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent?
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Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.
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Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?
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Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors.
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We have them locked. You will have to go around to the back
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to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.
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Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents?
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Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?
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Pizza Man: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?
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Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.
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Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?
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Agent: I have my checkbook right here.
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Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?
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Agent: That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to
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bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear?
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We have the front doors locked.
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Pizza Man: I don't think so.
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Click.
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*************************************************** *
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Alex Polonsky * * apolon@earthlink.net
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* * http://home.earthlink.net/~apolon/mypage.html * *
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http://home.earthlink.net/~apolon/places.html *
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