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I hate California because:
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People rollerskate to work
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The winters are unendurable
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The sun shines 350 days a year
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Board meetings are held in hot tubs
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Aerospace engineers wear Budweiser t-shirts - at work
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The sunburn received a.m. snow skiing stings in the p.m. ocean water
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There is nobody to drink with on Sundays because everybody is out sailing
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The exercise salons make artificial snow to trim your tummy by shoveling it
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The museums have an 'Winterwear of the 20th Century' display
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You can't graduate from high school until you've passed 'Pool Cleaning I'
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Christmas dinner is barbequed
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C.O.1985
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