60 lines
2.6 KiB
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60 lines
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52 Good reasons why Beer is
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better than women
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1. You can enjoy a Beer all month long.
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2. Beer stains wash out.
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3. You don't have to wine and dine Beer.
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4. Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play football.
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5. When your Beer goes flat, you toos it out.
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6. Beer is never late.
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7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another Beer.
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8. Hangovers go away.
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9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
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10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a Beer.
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11. Beer never has a headache.
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12. After you've had a Beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
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13. A Beer won't get upset if you come home with another Beer.
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14. If you pour a Beer right, you'll always get good head.
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15. A Beer always goes down easy.
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16. You can have more than one Beer in a night, and not feel guilty.
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17. You can share a Beer with your friends.
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18. You always know when you're the first one to pop a Beer.
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19. Beer is always wet.
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20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
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21. You can have a Beer in public.
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22. A Beer doesn't care when you come.
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23. A frigid Beer is a good Beer.
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24. If you change Beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
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25. You don't have to wash a Beer before it tastes good.
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26. You can't catch social diseases from a Beer.
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27. When you're interrupted by a Beer, it's for a good reason.
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28. A Beer is always satisfying.
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29. A Beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
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30. A Beer won't tell you it's pregnant for fun.
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31. A Beer doesn't have in-laws.
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32. No matter what the package, a Beer still looks good.
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33. To cool off a Beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box.
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34. All you have to do to get over a Beer is take a leak.
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35. Beer doesn't complain about farting.
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36. The only thing a Beer tells you is when it's time to go to the bathroom.
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37. You are never embarrased about the beer you bring to a party.
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38. It's okay to leave a party with a different Beer than you arrived with.
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39. Beer won't drive you to drink.
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40. You can shoot a Beer.
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41. A Beer chaser is easy to catch.
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42. You don't need a license to live with a Beer.
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43. A tree is good enough for a Beer.
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44. Beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't.
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45. Beer doesn't care how much you earn.
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46. Beer and Ice don't mix.
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47. Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation.
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48. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.
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49. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
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50. You never have to promise to respect a Beer in the morning.
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51. Beer never complains about the wet spot.
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52. You can put all your old Beers in one room, and they won't fight.
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