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From phil@adam.adelaide.edu.au Sun Nov 18 01:27:35 1990
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From: phil@adam.adelaide.edu.au (Phil Kernick)
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Subject: Alcoholics' Anthem
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Summary: The Alcoholics' Anthem
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Keywords: song
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A while back there were a few funny songs posted, and now I present this
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one...
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Alcoholics' Anthem
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Tune: "Men of Harlech"
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From: Christchurch [N.Z.] University Revue
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What's the use of drinking tea
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Indulging in sobriety
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And tee-total per-ver-sity
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It's healthier to booze.
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What's the use of milk and water,
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These are drinks that never oughter
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Be allowed in any quarter;
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Come on, lose your blues.
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Mix yourself a Shandy!
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Drown yourself in Brandy!
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Sherry sweet,
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Or Whisky neat,
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Or any kind of liquor that is handy.
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There's no blinking sense in drinking
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Anything that doesn't make you stinking!
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There's no happiness like sinking
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Blotto to the Floor!
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Put an end to all Frustration,
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Drinking may be your Salvation,
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End it all in dissipation
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Rotten to the core!
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Aberrations metabolic,
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Ceilings that are hyberbolic,
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These are for the Alcoholic
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Lying on the Floor!
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Vodka for the Arty,
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Gin to make you Hearty,
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Lemonade was only made
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For drinking if your mother's at the Party.
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Steer clear of home-made beer,
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And anything that isn't labelled clear,
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There is nothing else to fear
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Bottoms up - My Boys.
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--
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Phil Kernick EMail: phil@adam.adelaide.edu.au
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Departmental Engineer Phone: +618 228 5914
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Dept. of Psychology Fax: +618 224 0464
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University of Adelaide Mail: GPO Box 498 Adelaide SA 5001
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