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-=- The Guide to Real Homosexuals/Lesbians -=-
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-=- Written by The Banshee, and The Scanner -=-
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-=- An Extension 1200 -n- Digital Gang Presentation -=-
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Since me and The Scanner are both avid homosexuals, and we know there must be
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some other homosexual pirates out there who like to play with their dogs, we
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wrote this file especially for yous. We are over joyed to help the rest of you
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sexy men out to help you get through such hard times with people who just don't
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understand how much fun it is to stick a fish up your anus!
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Both Extension 1200 and The Digital Gang strive to protect their inner
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secrets, we are mostly homosexuals, and we looooooove it! You may wonder how we
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get all of the software we crack, well it is simple. One or two of us will go
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over to the author's house and do him a favor (more on that later sexy).
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I'd like to say one thing to all of you who may change their feelings about
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us. We are homosexuals, if you can't take that then we'll kick you in the
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bottom! Hope you don't treat us like a bunch of outcasts just because we LOVE
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men in those sexy bathing suits! I wish I could prod each and every one of you
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sexy guys/boys out there who are homosexuals! Enough with anal fantasies, on
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with the cum-dripping file, if you get a hard-on, smear cum all over the paper.
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Real Homosexuals are proud of the fact that they are homosexuals!
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Real Homosexuals get a hard-on when they go into the bathroom!
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Real Homosexuals read Play Girl for the extremely sexy men with 12 inch cocks!
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Real Homosexuals french their dog's anus.
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Real Lesbians love to get hit by their partners.
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Real Homosexuals scratch people who they hate.
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Real Homosexuals stick broom sticks up their anus.
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Real Homosexuals are turned on my Bot George in make-up.
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Real Lesbians love to jump on any object.
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Real Homosexuals do it with not two, three, four, but six guys at once!
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Real Homosexuals call up lines like Dial-a-Gay for the provocative subjects.
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Real Homosexuals own kitty-cats.
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Real Lesbians own snakes! (Me and my freind own a python -- what fun!)
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Real Homosexuals have pink lampshades.
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Real Homosexuals use condoms every time their prod a hunk in the anus.
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Real Homosexuals smear cum on their partner(s) when you spew.
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Real Homosexuals hate women!
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Real Homosexuals get hard-ons when on a conference with other guys.
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Real Lesbians can cram a pool ball up their snatch.
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Real Homosexuals love to pound their pud every night.
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Real Homosexuals sleep in the raw!
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Real Lesbians think leather and whips are the best things since the vibrator!
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Real Homosexuals own waterbeds.
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Real Lesbians ride horses.
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Real Homosexuals stick their shaft in the disk drive when running.
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Real Lesbians mastribate with a hot dog.
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Real Homosexuals take baths with other men.
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Real Homosexuals aren't afraid of AIDS.
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Real Lesbians love to fuck anything.
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Real Homosexuals are not fussy about who they fuck.
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Real Homosexuals spew cum in their drinks.
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Real Homosexuals stick objects up their anus.
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Real Lesbians love to play pool!
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Real Homosexuals lube up with vaseline!
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Real Homosexuals shake for five minutes once taking a piss.
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Real Lesbians use dildos.
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Real Lesbians piss standing up.
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Real Homosexuals dream of fucking every man! (like me...)
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Real Lesbians use the "Sit-on-my-face" method.
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Real Lesbians treat homosexuals as a treat!
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Real Lesbians work in the nude.
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Real Homosexuals can stick a lemon up their anus! (mine is 3 inches!)
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Real Lesbians use vibrators.
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Real Homosexuals belong to Extension 1200.
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Real Homosexuals go to SanFransisco for Spring Break '86! (can't wait)
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Real Homosexuals think hair is VERY sssssssexy! Ow! I love it!
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Real Lesbians can last for 30 minutes before orgasm.
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Real Homosexuals can last 45 minutes before ejaculation.
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Real Lesbians bleed after having sex!
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Thanks for all your time, I hope you sexy men will call me any time and share
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your problems and fantasies with me! God, I'm getting desperate, I need to fuck
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some sexy man soon! I'd like to stick my shaft up your juicy back-door and spew
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cum all over your ass, then lick it off! God I love my life!
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Special thanks to The Scanner for his big hefty cock in my anus for all the
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special help.
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Call me any time, no cloths required, 313/994-5060, or if that's busy because
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I'm fucking with someone, 313/665-0555. Any time, I love to talk!
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Too-da-loo sexy!
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-Banshee
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-Scanner
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-=- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- -=-
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-=- (F) Extension 1200 and The Digital Gang -=-
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-=- Fuck me any time, 313/994-5060 or 313/665-0555! Banshee+Scanner -=-
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-=- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- -=-
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