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Real DD Users Guide
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Written by: Sir Bernlad
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Thanks to: Mr. Awesome, for letting me
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be a co on his board (I know it's got
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nothing to do with this file, but I
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had to write something)
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Real DD users:
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know what DD means (in case you
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aren't a real DD user, it stands
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for Diversi-Dial)
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are bright enough not to fall
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for the old /quiz trick
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in the middle of a private
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conversation, never send a private
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message to themselves by mistake
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can understand why when they
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type something in and press return
<0A>
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it appears again on the screen a
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few seconds later with their name
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in front of it
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don't turn the beeps off, no
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matter what time it is
<0A>
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never voluntarily read the
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advertisments on the system
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do not swear when on public
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channels
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wait at least 30 seconds before
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hanging up when alone on a system
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do not try to send e-mail
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without a secondary password
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do not try to hack out other
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users passwords or try to crash
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the system
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don't try to upload files while
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on the system
<0A>
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aren't too cheap to buy a p/w
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never try to get onto a private
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channel when 2 users are already
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there
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do not bitch at people while on
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the system
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and lots of other things that
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don't immediately come to mind
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=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
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If after reading this, you thought,
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"golly, that reminds me of someone I
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know!", and then realize that the
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someone is you, maybe you should take
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a long vacation from DD systems to keep
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your reputation as a cool BBS-hopper
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intact. If you've never called, a DD
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system, here are the ones in the 312
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area code right now and remember the
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guidelines I set above.
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General Modem........338-6100
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The Bunker...........759-9191
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If you can't follow my guidelines, I
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suggest you go and try to convince Chip
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Welch to set up a Chipmunk DD line,
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where you would be more than welcome.
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