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COME TO MCDONALDS, MAY I TAKE YOUR
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ORDER, PLEASE?
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->YES
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ANYTHING TO DRINK WITH THAT?
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OK, THAT'LL BE $7.20, PLEASE PULL
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UP...
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)()(=>IT HAS BEEN A LONG, ROUGH DAY AND YOU APPROACHING THE LAIR OF THE
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INFAMOUS BUZZ BROTHERS WHERE THE DEFOLIANTS(FEATURING BARNEY BADASS ON THE FISH
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AND VID "BONZO" KIDZ ON DRUMZ, D00D) WHEN YOU SEE 3 VERY NICE PIGSPOLICEMEN
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KNOCKING ON THE DOOR OF THE KIDZ RESIDENCE. AFTER BEING SEARCHED, YOU ARE
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GREETED WITH GLEE BY A TALKING CAN OF STROHS.
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(WELCOME TO UTOPIA)
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THE NIGHT WON'T END UNTIL MR. DAHL PUKES UP HIS SPINACH, OR THE DIKES CALL THE
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PIGSPOLICEMEN TO TAKE YOU AWAY BECAUSE "THEY HAVE A BEEF".
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AFTER EATING A TACO WITH FETA CHEESE YOU DECIDE TO DRINK COUGH SYRUP. THE LAST
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THING YOU REMEMBER IS SEEING THE WORDS:
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ENTER PASSWORD OR TYPE "NEW"
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]]->H151SX
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I'M NOT DONE YET.
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YOU SHARE A FEW LAUGHS WUTH ALPHA OME GA & DAVE,RED SE CTOR A, MR. //C AND A
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STRANGE GREEN FELLOW NAMED DUKE, YOU DEC IDE YOU ARE READY FOR ANYTHING, EXCEPT
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A COMPULSIVE DICKLIAR NAMED RICHARD WHO IS EXTREMELY LEFT WING.(I KNOW DENNIS
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AND ROB & JEFF WILL FIGURE THAT OUT.) BUT EVEN HE DOESN'T BOTHER YOU BECAUSE
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YOU ARE TRAINED IN THE RELIGION OF BARNEY, AND HIS GOLDEN RULE:"MORE BEER"
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WHEN YOU SEE SCARLET ARMADILLO SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS, YOU KNOW
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SOMETHING WEIRD IS HAPPENING. BUT WHEN YOU SEE LORD CHAOS WRITING "SIGNED
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ALAN" IN URINE ON A NEARBY WALL, YOU KNOW YOU ARE ON...
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!U/T-O\P!I/A
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SYSOPS AT LARGE:LORD CHAOS,NILONIEL I,
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MARK TABAS & THE BUZZZ BROTHERS...!
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[ENTER YOUR FULL NAME]
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]>THE SLIPPED DISK
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CHECKING...
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[PASSWORD(NEW)_->______
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VERIFYING YOUR PASSWORD,PLEASE WAIT...
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WELCOME BACK:SLIPPED DISK
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NICE NAME,THERE. WHO THOUGHT OF IT,
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ONE OF JERRY'S KIDS?
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FULL KEYBOARD FUNCTIONS ARE NOW ENABLED
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SVENSON'S BIKE IS A DOGSHIT MASTER!
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<.............>
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! February 19 !
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! 1984 !
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<------------->
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Hi, what has 2 legs but can't walk? ...Half a table, or a quadraplegic!
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Yes, that was the monthly word of wisdom for Barney Badass.
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Well, the b0ard has sum new m0dz d00ds, like...
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NEW GEEK OF THE WEEK
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(HIT "V")
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TRACE DETECTION
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(HIT "D")
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LUCKY NUMBER
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"QUOTE OF THE WEEK"
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L8R D00DS!
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LC
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*-> BORG BULLETIN <-*
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BULLETIN FROM: L C
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DATE POSTED: MARCH 8
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RESULTS OF GEEK OF THE WEEK:
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FROBAZZ FLATHEAD:60
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THE WHIP :37
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NOW, THE WHIP STANDS AGAINST CTRL RESET. BOTH ARE AWARD WINNING AUTHORS OF THE
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REAL PIRATES GUIDE.
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LAST USER--->JAMES RIZZO
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LAST STUPID FUCK WHO DIDN'T POST
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::::::-->THE UNICORN
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TODAY'S LUCKY NUMBER IS...
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RATTLE...SHAKE...
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HURRY UP YOU DAMN BALLS!!
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-->909
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I REPEAT----
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909
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK FROM DR. HUNTER THOMPSON:
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'THE SCUM ALSO RISES'
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HEY ,SLIPPED,YOU GOT SOME MSGS. YOU HAVE 1 PIECE OF MAIL
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[UTOPIAN PRIVATE MSG. SERVICE]
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MESSAGES FOR YA,WANNA READ NOW?Y
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UTOPIA.........312-858-4806
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- SPACEBAR QUITS LISTING -
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LETTER FROM: SYSTEM OPERATOR
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DATE MAILED: MARCH 8
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THANKS A LOT,
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WATCH FOR THE FILES BARNEY BADASS AND I ARE WRITING.
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CALL THE GLUE BALL 312-465-4225 AND READ BARNEY'S B-FILES. THEY'RE AWESOME.
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