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(> Sysop Fun! <)
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+> <+
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<+> Written by <+>
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> Surf Rat <
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>Your Illustrious<
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(( Sysop ))
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First, you must be a sysop. (Obviously!) Or, you may be at a sysop's house
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(When he or she is not around.)
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Second, you must be VERY popular, or VERY daring. Either way, your victim
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will have a strong dendency to: a) crash your board, b) hate you, or c) spread
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malicious rumors about you, and, or {your board to everyone in the world that
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will listen.
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I am going to write about AE fun first, and then Net-Worx.
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AE Fun
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-- ---
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So you are bored, and want to have some fun, huh?
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Go into your room, or wherever you have your apple, and sit down. Turn on the
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monitor, and lets see if there is a leech on the line. (-note: if you are the
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unlucky type, I suggest that you give this up, because for all you know, that
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sysop of the 20meg board is on your line, and he's going to be your victim!!)
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Now for some of these pranks, you will need to make things before- hand. I
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suggest you read this through, and make the necessary mods.
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1) This one is probably my meanest trick, and should only be used on people
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like Matt Ackerett, or Little Al.
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Your victim has to be leeching a game off of your AE for this to work. You
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wait until your victim is at his last 2 blocks of memeory to go until the
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transfer is done, and you take out the disk. This will ruin the >entire<
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transmission. It won't piss them off too bad if it is only 50 or so blocks, but
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can you imagine:
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Send: Matt Ackerett is a fag
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290 blocks
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crc=167
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<289>
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Note- The victim has to get 290 blocks, you only let the victim get 289!
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At that point, take out the disk! They have just waited 1/2 hour for nothing!
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They can't get the last block and have to go through the whole thing again!! Ha
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ha!
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This is very mean, especially if they aren't phreaking, they have been
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>paying< for it all!
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2) If you want to see if the person on is intelligent...simply let him catalog
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your drive once, then when he is done, take the disk out, and put in the disk
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from the other drive. When they catalog the disk next, it will be different!
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This will freak them out, they will think that they have switched to d1
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somehow. The victim will then L)og the drive, and find it still on D2. Wow!
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Hopefully they will catalog D1 anyway, thinking that they were originally on
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D1 and it switched. Now comes the fun.
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Put the right disk back in D2, and put the disk that used to be in D2 into D1,
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so they will get the same catalog.
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Now they are confused. Now they will catalog D2, and find the normal stuff.
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Hopefull they will read something, now take the disk out while they are typing
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in the name, and slip the other disk in. It will say 'file not found.'
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Good. Now they will catalog it, and look! The wares have changed! Now
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something will say:
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hey! stop it!
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Oh no! They are on to your fun! But, 1 last joke! Get a copy-protected type
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disk, one that you <gasp> bought. They won't be able to catalog this at all!
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Ha!
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If they get mad, they might say something like:
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0 D*VH Stop it!
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But will you listen? nnnoooooo! Take the disk out, and slip something
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totally new, preferably the disk that has "sneakers" or some ancient wares.
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Maybe they will think these are the latest! Watch them post!:
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Hey! I just got some new
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Warez! Do you want to trade??
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hah hah!
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Satisfied, you may put the normal disks back in and walk off to see some
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football game.
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3) Lock out the space-bar. This will make it so that they can't type a
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<space>. Then, they can't read anything that requires a space. Most likely the
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victim will think that there is something wrong with >his< computer. Thusly
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sending him/her/it into a 1/2 hour scan of their install program to see what is
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wrong.
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4) Change the commands...such as:
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d)irectory= c)irectory
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- -
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They will have to hack at the commands! This won't be too funny, because they
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won't do anything stupid like posting:
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hey your commands are screwed!
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Most likely they wont find the command for 'copy'.
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5) lock out the "ctrl-c". This will piss them off when the victim just can't
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exit from posting. Ha!
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6) Change the ring count, most, or almost >all< AE lines are set to pick up
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after just 1 ring. Change it to...say...5 rings, and only tell your friends
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that it is at 5 rings. When they call, they will only wait for about 2 rings,
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and hang up thinking that the line is down. Only the people you like will get
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on, because they will be the only ones to wait 5 rings. Mean huh?
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7) When someone is posting, or c)opy- ing a message, pick up the voice line,
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and blow into the reciever. This will put all of these weird characters onto
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the screen. He will save a gay looking message, that will make it look like the
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victim can't type!!
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Net Works
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I don't have as many fun tricks with net-worx as I do with AE, but here are a
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couple of my favorites...
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1) In the program, make a bug, like "ctrl-k" that when pushed (like ctrl-t for
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chat) it will dump you into basic. take out the disks, and put in like the
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"bare-bones" net-worx disk and let them have fun reading fake messages, mail,
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and passwords. Ooooh! They will think:
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oh yay! I have everyone's pass!
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Now, see if he/she will init the disks, if they do, you know what type of user
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it is. If they are nice, and 'hang' the line for you so that no one wil be able
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to get on after, or they try to beep you, then give them a level raise.
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2) Be a tyrant. Juggle their levels while they are on. Like break into chat,
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change their level, and watch them get all mad.
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3) Break into chat, and just walk off, leaving a frustrated user sitting
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there.
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4) break into chat, and change the time. In other words, leave them with -10
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minutes, instead of 35 or so.
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5) when they log off, and they get that stupid message about:
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Thank you for calling
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and all of that, press 'ctrl-c' a few times, and they will be brought back.
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Wow! What happened? Let them try to log off a few times nd keep pressing
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ctrl-c. Finally they should just press 'reset'. He he!
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I hope you have enjoyed these little pranks. Your users will hate you if you
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do this too often, unless they are like Matt Ackeret or Little Al. Then it
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doesn't matter much. Remember! I hold no responsibilty for people wanting to
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crash your system because they are so pissed at you!
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Brought to you by:
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[/] The Ascii Assassin [/]
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