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128 lines
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A new game for the Macintosh!
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a game specifically aimed at the untapped demographic-lower income
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18 to 25
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year old males.
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SIM Crack house
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"If crime did not pay, then there would be no crime"
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G. Gordon
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Liddy
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You set your lookouts, your passwords, your bag men and
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reinforce the door!
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You must decide you strategy. Should you go heavy on the nickel bags
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at the
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Jr. High? Or sell leftover bong water up and down Frat Row! Make the
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right
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payoffs, ally with the right gangs. spread rumors to incite rival
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gangs to
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decimate each other in endless, senseless drive-by shootings. Earn
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bonus
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points by hooking innocent children of a celebrity, sports star or
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elected
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official. But pray they aren't found dead on your street corner or
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the heat
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will come down like a ton of bricks.
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Available now on Macintosh. No windows version. Just say no to
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Wintel!
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The World, not just the neighborhood are full of
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possibilities. If you Win
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you can move on the the companion game . . .
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SIMM Vegas!
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The big boss has spotted your talent for organization and
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ruthlessness he
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wants to see what you can do with a casino as a challenge. At the
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beginning
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of SIM Vegas you are tasked with running a casino for the head of 1
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of the 5
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families.
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You watch the hat check girl
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You watch the blackjack dealer
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You watch the pit bosses
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You water the drinks
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You fix the crap table with the honorable Senator and put him in
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your pocket!
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The Don will be pleased!
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Be aware. Danger can be any turn. If the kid brother of the Don is
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"Banging
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cocktail waitresses two at a time," just let it go-don't end up like
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Moe
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Greene.
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"Best computer game I have ever
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played, it
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was crucial in helping me prepare for my last movie. That means a
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lot from a
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guy that usually prepares by eating 50 pounds of potatoes"
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Robert
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DeNiro
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BUT,
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You can only play SIM Vegas by winning SIM Crackhouse. If you lose,
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then you
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lose your deposit and we will immediately ship you a copy of . . .
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SIM BIG HOUSE
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The game starts with the theme from Dragnet and a voice over by Jack
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Webb
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"That's right buddy, you'll have plenty of time to think about that
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were you
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are going. You'll be on the tenth floor of a century old
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penitentiary in an
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8 x 9 gray-green metal cell with a rusty water running and a window
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only the
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size of your outstretched hand to look longingly out at the free
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clear air
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of this sweet land of liberty. You'll be eating three squares a day
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courtesy
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of the State in the house of Slamming Doors.
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Never before in a computer simulation has the MAN put down the
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brother man
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with such grim reality
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Again you will plot your strategy to finish your time in service of
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the SIM
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BIGHOUSE.
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How will you pass the time. Will you collect birds like Robert
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Stroud? Start
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a Gospel group like James Brown? You can be a pen pal to lonely
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widows. You
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can help the warden with his taxes. But there is danger there; do
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them tooo
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well and he may be tempted to reject your next parole. Get him
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audited and
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you may find yourself at the bottom of a swamp with more chain than
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you can
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swim with.
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Do the guards a few favors and get a good job. In a bad job, a new
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license
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plate might leave with a few extra fingers. A good job in the
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library can
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lead to a self taught law degree-then you can spot the errors of
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your
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overworked public defender. No matter what strategy, no matter what
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job
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always remember the crucial rules-
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1] don't over hear anything
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2] don't ask anyone how they go their nickname
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3] sharpen your toothbrush into a knife for self-defense
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4] Take Jake's advice, "Watch out for the wicked pepper steak on
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Thursday
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night."
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Ready for the Macintosh next fall . . . .
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Ex-Con going SIM straight
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