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The Pirates Sniglets
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By:The G-man
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On:5/27/85
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Has any of this ever happened to you? Did you wish you could figure out why
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this happens to you,the pirate? Well wish no more my friend for I,have given
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thought to this prob and started "The Pirates Sniglets" For those of you who
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don't know what a Sniglet is:SNIGLET:A word that belongs in the dictionary but
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isn't. Ok now..here we go...
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Screamage:The un-controlable urge to yell at another pirate with some phrase
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like "MODS" or "RAD WAREZZ!"
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Cariloss:The weird happening when you tell AE to auto-search and it just sits
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there "AE:auto-searching"
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Sysonobb:Any sysop who logs you off his board just to be a jerk
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Wiz-none:When you call Wiz-Net in the morning or late at night and nobody is
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on
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Lost-wareage:When looking through your Flip n' file and can't find a certain
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ware
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Diskuco:Any disk in your collection that doesn't come out of your Duo disk
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when you push the thing in
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Chatage:The annoying grunting sound your drive makes when no disk is in the
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drive
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Blinkies:The annonying blinking characters that appear on your screen when
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your computer overheats
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noterminalism:When calling boards for fun and you don't have a terminal
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prog.- This is the mad dash to put something in
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Late-nightisidis:When staying up late to call a good or bad board and every
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time you try it's busy
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If you have any more Pirates Sniglets
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please contact me on these boards:
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Digital Dimension:714-891-3334
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The Roadhouse:714-533-6967
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Thanx to....Masked Adventurer
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The Swindler
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Inspiration by Rich Hall of NNTN on HBO
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G-MAN
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The Apple Abode...714-891-4150
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Call The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles! - [914]/238-8195 - 300/1200 - Always Open
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