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%% THE TRUE LEECH HAZARD %%
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%% [%\ THE ROCKER! /%] %%
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YES FOLKS, WE ALL KNOW WHAT WE ARE
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DEALING WITH...THE TRUE LEECH'S OUT
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THERE THAT WE REALLY HATE...YES WE VOTE
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ON THEM,RAG ON THEM,SHIT ON THEM,POST
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THEIR HOME FONE,CALL THEM AT THREE IN
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THE MORNING,BUT WE CAN NEVER STOP THEM
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FROM BEING LEECH'S...NOW THE ISSUE
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COMES UP ON HOW TO STOP THEM...THAT IS
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WHAT THIS ARTICLE IS ABOUT BUT IT ALSO
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INCLUDES THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN
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ASSHOLE AND A TRUE 'LEECH'...
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AN ASSHOLE IS SOMEONE WHO YOU HATE
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INSIDE BUT CAN ALSO BE A LEECH...A FINE
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EXAMPLE IS THE TRACKER...HE MAKES AN
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ASSHOLE OUT OF HIMSELF BY MAKING LOSER
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CATLINE PROGRAMS...BUT LETS CONTINUE
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ONWARD...ALSO AN ASSHOLE MAYBE SOMEONE
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WHO DECIDES TO RAG ON YOU FER NO REASON
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LIKE A LOCAL NOT KNOWING THAT YOU ARE
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ACTUALLY A BIG PIRATE THAT SHALL POST
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HIS HOME FONE ON KARATEKA //
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THOUGH THE DIFFERNCE IS THAT A TRUE
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LEECH IS SOMEONE WHO WILL ONLY KALL A
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CATSEND OR AE LINE AND TAKE ALL THE
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WAREZ OF THE LINE...YOU CAN CATCH THESE
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PEOPLE BY FINDING THEIR NAME 4 TIMES
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FOR YOUR 4 DRIVES ON YOUR CATSEND BOARD
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FOR WATCH THEM STAY ON YOUR AE LINE FOR
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HALF THE FUCKING DAY...NOW THE QUESTION
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COMES UP 'WHAT SHOULD WE DO ABOUT
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THEM?'
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WELL...A TRUE 'LEECH' IS MOST LIKELY
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A LOOSER AND WILL POST HIS HOME FONE
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NUMBER TO TRADE ON HIS LOCAL BOARDS...
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GET HIS NUMBER AND CONTINUE ONWARD BY
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KALLING HIM THREE IN THE MORNING, BUT
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MAKE IT FUN FOR YOU...USE YOUR HANDY
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CAT'S MEOW VOICE DISTORTER AND GIVE
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HIM/IT A FRIENDLY VAMPIRE CONVERSATION
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AND HE WON'T BE THOROUGHLY AMUSED...
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ALSO IF HE IS A LOCAL ASSHOLE LIKE
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SNAKE MAN IS TO ME THEN GET INTO THE
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DIRTY STUFF...RISING SUN SOFTWARE...
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GARDEN OF EDEN COMPUTERS...GET WHAT
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I AM SAYING...THE SHITBRAIN IS LIKELY
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TO GIVE OUT HIS ADDRESS ON EITHER
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HIS TRASH 80 OR CUMODORIAN 64 'PUTER
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BBS...LIKE THIS
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SEND ALL DONATIONS TO...
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XXX STREET ....
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THEN KALL YOUR FAVORITE HARDWARE
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COMPANY AND GET THE LOSER THE REAL
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KIND OF SET-UP HE REALLY NEEDS...AND
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WHILE YOU ARE AT IT GET YOURSELF WHAT
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YOU ALWAYS NEEDED...A FRANKLIN ACE 1000
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OR AN APPLE //+ OR MAYBE A HARD DRIVE
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ALSO ANOTHER NICE THING YOU COULD DO
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TO YOUR LOVER IS SARINATE HIM OVER THE
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FONE AT AN UNREASONABLE TIME...A FUN
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ONE IS ROOTBERAG OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
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ON THE ACCUMULATOR...I AM ALMOST SURE
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HE WILL NOT BE AMUSED...BUT HE WILL
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JAM WITH IT...ALSO CHERRY BOMBS ARE
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FUN THINGS...THEY CAN BE USED FER
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ALMOST ANY KIND OF DESTRUCTION WHICH
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INCLUDES BLOWING DOWN HIS FENCE OR
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GIVING HIM THE FEELING OF WHAT IT IS
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LIKE TO BE WITH OUT A HOT WATER HEATER.
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ANOTHER FUN THING IS TO CUT HIS FONE
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LINES AND DESTROY HIS LOOSER BBS...
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OF COURSE THE LONG DISTANCE ATTACK ON
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LEECH'S IS SOMETIME HARDER BUT..IT CAN
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ALWAYS BE DONE...CALL ONE OF YOUR
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GOOD,BIG PIRATE FRIENDS AND GET YOUR
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HATED LEECH HIS OWN 10 MEG CATSEND
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WITH ALL THE NEW WAREZ PUT ON THE NEW
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WARE KARATEKA //...THERE ARE ALSO THE
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WAYS OF USING HIS FONE LINE TO MAKE
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LONG DISTANCE KALLS AND HIS CREDIT
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CARD NUMBERS ETC...BUT THAT IS FOR THE
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OTHER TEXT FILES CONCERNING THOSE
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FIELDS OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION...
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WELL I HOPE YOU FIND YOUR HATED LEECH
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AND AT THE END OF THIS FILE I WILL
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SHARE A FEW ASSHOLES AND LEECHS AT
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THE END OF THIS FILE...PLUS AS A
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SPECIAL NOTE FOR THE LOSERS AT THE
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END OF THIS FILE THAT ARE POSTED...
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CALL ME AT FRANKLIN'S TOWER CATSEND
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AND WE CAN START A CONFERENCEN
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THE TRACKER'S BILL AND VOTE ON WHO
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SHOULD RUN THE HOTLINE FOR YOU GUYS
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NAMED ASSHOLE'S ANONYMOUS...
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SO GO NAIL YOUR TRUE LEECH'S!
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