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{:-) (-:} {:-) (-:} {:-) (-:} {:-) (-:} {:-) (-:} {:-) (-:} {:-)
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(-:} How to kill the Easter Bunny DEAD! (-:}
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{:-) Written by The Outland of The Neon Knights {:-)
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(-:} (-:}
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{:-)[a person experience on how to exterminate that damn repulsive bunny!]{:-)
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{:-) Milliways 10 Megabytes/BBS/AE/Catfur/1200.............(609)/921-1994 {:-)
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)-:} {:-( )-:} {:-( )-:} {:-( )-:} {:-( )-:} {:-( )-:} {:-( )-:}
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After killing Santa Claus last December I decided to out do myself by killing
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Peter Cotton Tail (that damn Easter Bunny). What could be more sick than a
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repulsive bunny coming around and giving young children candy and filling their
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hearts with joy? It's a little easier than Santa Claus, Santa was a bitch
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to kill because he was so damn FAT! So if you see the Easter Bunny come by
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your house take any of the suggestions in this file. (If he comes to my
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house it will be the last egg the fucker ever lays).
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Lay land mines in the yard, when he hops onto one BOOM!
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Stick an M-80 up his ass and watch the fucker hop around the place until his
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ass gets blown to hell.
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When the bunny puts an egg into a basket, stab his paw with a fork!
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While you have his paw forked to the ground, take a lighter to his ears.
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Cut his tail off and give it to a kid.
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Shoot him through the neck with a bow.
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Shoot a land to land missile at him and watch the sucker burn.
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Pour gasoline on him when he comes under your front door and light the little
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fuck up. Watch him hop around the yard in circles as he burns to DEATH!
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Booby trap your easter basket so when the little rabbit lays some eggs into the
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basket his pays get blown off. Now watch him try to hop again.
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Break his paws and legs and prod him with a fork to make him try and hop. See
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how much pain he is in before the damn fucker dies.
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Nail his tail to the road and run him over with a steam roller.
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Tie a rope around his neck and swing him around and around.
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Attach a fishing line to his mouth and cast him out and reel him in several
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times. Then go deep sea fishing in shark waters.
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Tie a rope around his neck and tie the other end to the bumper of a public bus.
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Hit him in the head with a hammer as he lays some eggs in a basket.
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Hold him hostage and ask for some money, kill him anyway and do me a favor.
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Grab a hold of the repulsive animal and shave him, then paint him red. Set him
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into a field and see how long he lives during hunting season.
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Fire a flame thrower at the son-of-a-bitch and watch him squirm.
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Throw him out the window of a speeding car into a wall.
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Drop him out the window of a plane in flight onto the ground.
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Trap him and put him into a cage with either a very vicious cat or a FLAMING
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homosexual. Watch the cat, or the fag for that matter, rip him apart.
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Listen to old Pete oink like a pig as the fag prods him.
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A few things to do with a dead easter rabbit:
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1) Use him as a floor mat
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2) Give him to your dog as a toy
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3) Use his fur to put out cigarettes/cigars/...favorite narcotics...
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4) Stick a wire up his ass and use him for a TV antenna
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5) Use him to soak up oil on the garage floor
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6) Tie his nose to his tail and use him as a base ball
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That's it, happy killing. Look for other files such as "Killing Kupids",
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"Sacrificing St. Pattie", "How to Kill Santa Claus DEAD".
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This has been a Neon Knights release. Keep this in mind:
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"We are the Neon Knights, and you suck. You really do suck!"
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I would especially like to thank all the following for their help:
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The Blade, Jolly*Roger, Zandar Zan, The Metallian, Metal Communications,
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(just a few others here), The Easter Bunny for letting me kill him dead, NCFPEB
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(National Commitee For the Protection of Easter Bunnies), NATO, the USSR,
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The Dead Milkmen for blaring "Fucked up world" as I wrote this, The Apothecary,
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The Dark Knight, GOD, my friends in California who are now serving 2 years in
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JD for being bad, my friends at the FBI, MaBell for being ignorant, Killer
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Kurt, Dave, Jim, My x, FBPA (Federal Bunny Protection Agency), Rose and Ellen
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for being so cool to us, and of course Mike for being such a suck-fucking dick!
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(a few others, but I wont go into detail)
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The
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Outland
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/-----------------------------------------------------------------------------\
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| Milliways 10 Megabytes/BBS/AE/Catfur/1200...................(609)/921-1994 |
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