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DO YOU HAVE A RESTLESS URGE TO PROGRAM?
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Do you want the instant respect which comes from being able to use technical
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terms THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS?
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Do you want to strike fear and loathing into the hearts and minds(if
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available) of DP managers EVERYWHERE?
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If this is so, then let the Famous Programmers' School lead you on into the
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world of PROFESSIONAL COMPUTER PROGRAMMING!
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Q: What do top programmers earn?
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A: Despite popular myths, some programmers actually DO earn a living doing
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the work they love. Other, less fortunate programmers work in their spare time
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at home while watching television. Either way, your potential earnings as a
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computer programmer could reach into the millions(possibly even into the
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BILLIONS!) of dollars. Of course, your success depends a lot upon your
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abilities, luck, shoe size, the phase of the moon, etc.
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Q: Is programming for YOU?
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A: Programming is NOT for everyone. However, if you have a desire to learn,
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we can help you get started. All you need is the Famous Programme's Course and
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enough money to keep those lessons coming month after month.
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*******Take Our FREE Aptitude TEST!********
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To help you determine if YOU are qualified to be a programmer, take a moment
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to try this simple test:
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1) Write down the numbers from zero to nine, and the first six letters of the
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alphabet. (Hint: 0123456789ABCDEF)
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2) Whose picture is upon the back of a twenty-dollar bill?
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3) What is the state capital of Idaho?
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If you read ALL three of the above questions without wondering why we asked
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them, then you are imminently qualified for a future as a computer programmer.
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********A New Kind Of Programming!********
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They say that a GOOD programmer can write TWENTY LINES of effective program
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code per day! With our unique training system, we'll show you how to write 20
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lines of code, and LOTS more! Our course covers EVERY PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE IN
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EXISTENCE, and even some that aren't! You'll learn why the ON/OFF switch for a
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computer is so important, what the words 'FATAL ERROR' mean, and even who
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should be blamed when YOU cause it!
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******* Student Successes ********
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Many of our students have gone on to achieve great successes in ALL FIELDS of
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computer programming! One of our former students was the one who developed the
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concept of the personalized form letter.... Does the phrase, "Dear Mr.
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<insert name>, YOU may already be a winner!" sound familiar? It should! It
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has become a standard in the computing industry! Another student writes,
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"After only FIVE lessons, I sold an article I wrote, titled 'My Most
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Unforgettable Program' to Corrosive Computing magazine!"
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Another graduate writes, "I recently completed a database-management program
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for my department manager, who was touched so deeply that he was SPEECHLESS!
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He told me later that he had never seen such a program in his entire career,
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and gave me a vacation! Thank you, Famous Programmers' School! Only YOU
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could've made all this possible!"
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******** DON'T DELAY! ********
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Send for our introductory brochure which explains in vague detail the
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operation of the Famous Programmers' School, and you'll be eligible to win a
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possible chance to enter a drawing, the winner of which can vie for a set of
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free steak knives! If you don't do it now, what will you say when your friend
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comes around and says "Gee, I just joined the Famous Programmers' School, and
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it's just GREAT!" ?
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Simply fill out the form below and mail it to:
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FAMOUS PROGRAMMERS' SCHOOL
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Dept. APRFOL
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P.O.Box 4634
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Paulsborough, NH
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03458-0463
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