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From: MIKE TOMLIANOVICH <MJTOMLIA@ILSTU.BITNET>
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Subject: client/server chuckle
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How Client/Server Computing Is Like Teen-age Sex
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1) It is on everybody's mind all the time.
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2) Everyone is talking about it all the time.
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3) Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it.
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4) Almost no one is really doing it.
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5) The few who are doing it are:
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a) doing it poorly;
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b) sure it will be better next time;
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c) not practicing it safely.
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