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JEDCSH@MIT-MC 12/17/81 04:12:42 Re: Season's Griefings
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To: SANTA at MIT-MC
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CC: CStacy at MIT-AI
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This was sent to SANTA on the Caltech/BCC Timesharing VAX by
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Brett Garrett (random SICK frosh). It's SO sick we thought we'd
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share it with you. --JED & EPS
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Date: 16 Dec 1981 0149
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Sender: btg29970
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Subject: A White Christmas
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To: santa
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Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
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Jack Frost ripping up your nose
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Yuletide carolers being thrown in the fire
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And folks dressed up like buffaloes
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Everybody knows a turkey slaughtered in the snow
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Helps to make the season right
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Tiny tots with their eyes all gouged out
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Will find it hard to see tonight
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They know that Santa's on his way
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He's loaded lots of guns and bullets on his sleigh
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And every mother's child is sure to spy
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To see if reindeer really scream when they die
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And so I'm offering this simple phrase
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To kids from one to ninety two
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Although it's been said many times, many ways
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Merry Christmas
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Merry Christmas
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Merry Christmas
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Fuck you
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...And all I want for Christmas is my TWO FRONT TEETH.
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