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INFOLIST - 90 CHURCH STREET - BOX 2517 - NY, NY 10008
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Version 3.1 <20><> <20><> Version 3.1
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Louis Puccio - President, Infolist. Author.
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New update! Now includes game demo disks
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""""""""""" and free magazine.
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MARGINS FORMAT - top margin:.5", bottom: .5", left/right:.3".
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Thanks for selecting this shareware file!
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This listing has something for virtually all computer users.
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'CompuFreebies' is a valuable source of free promotional
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items, information, product/technical help, and many other
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things for computer users. Names and descriptions of
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everything offered are included and is very easy to use. A
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major computer monthly - PC SOURCES - has reviewed an earlier
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registered version of 'Freebies' in their April '91 issue New
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Products section. The magazine staff felt it would benefit
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their readers and was carefully considered among hundreds of
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new products. This is not a novelty or gimmick item to be
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thrown away or used up.
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The resources offered here, knowledge gained and contacts
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made will continue to be helpful for years. This is one of
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the few shareware products that offers much more value in
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material items and learning opportunity than the price paid.
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Our registered version (described later in detail) is the
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largest centralized source of demo-disks and free
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computer-related items in the U.S. available on disk. This
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file you have now has 2 parts. The first part lists companies
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offering general free items. The 2nd part lists companies
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offering 10 free videos.
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<20> REGISTRATION INFO - Page 15. <20>
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<20> Registered version shows how to get free <20>
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<20> ADOBE TYPE MANAGER for WINDOWS. No cost! <20>
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<20> No 'catches.' Sold for $100.00 + in stores!<21>
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Note: This file <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>Ŀ Note: This
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file is NOT to <20> BBS, shareware co. owners, club<75> NOT to be
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be posted on <20> Presidents. See Page 26. <20> posted on
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any BBS <20> <20> any BBS.
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<EFBFBD> See page 27 for information <20> See page 33 for a
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<EFBFBD> on how to use the games found <20> collection of jokes.
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<EFBFBD> on this disk. <20>
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(c) COPYRIGHT 1992. LOUIS PUCCIO. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. This
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file, FREEBIES 3.1, may be copied freely by anyone
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(EXCEPT onto electronic bulletin board systems) provided
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that no changes are made to this text file. Make as many
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copies as necessary. Price not to exceed $9.00 per copy.
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HOW IS THIS TEXT FILE ORGANIZED
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All companies offering free items are organized by software
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categories. In each software category (word processing,
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database, desktop publishing, games, magazines, spreadsheet,
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etc.) you'll find a company offering a free item.
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ABOUT ACTUAL SOFTWARE. (Get yours right now!)
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The category - 'actual software' lists companies that give
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away free software. Most will work for at least 30 days - and
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some for an unlimited time. This is the 'real thing!' You
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actually receive software which can be used. No features are
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disabled. You install it on your computer just like regular
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software you would pay for. All software listed in this
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category is not disabled and has full features.
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As our thanks for reading this long documentation we've
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included a listing for a company that will send free
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software. Please see the 'Actual Software' category on page
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7.
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ABOUT DESCRIPTIONS USED HERE
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Descriptions used here are a general guide and not meant to
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be a comparison or evaluation for any product. Some
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descriptions are shorter only because the software is complex
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and could not be easily described, such as an engineering or
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scientific program. If you're seeking any good program it
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would be best to request the demo disks for all programs (if
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more than one is listed) within that category and compare. Do
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not be guided mainly by brief descriptions in deciding on the
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best software. Good decisions are based on as much good
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information as possible. I decided against writing a
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paragraph or so for each item as it would basically be unfair
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to the company (a good software feature might go unmentioned)
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and still not provide enough information for users to go
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ahead and purchase it. Nothing less than a side-by-side
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comparison of all software in each category, such as the
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major magazines do, would be fair. Even those studies must be
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carefully studied by the user. Descriptions here are used
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mainly to help in asking for the free item.
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AUTHOR AFFILIATION
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Author of this shareware file is not employed by any
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companies listed here or in any other listing available
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from Infolist. Author has absolutely no interest or gain in
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promoting any particular company. All company names, product
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names, trademarks, etc. are property of the respective
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companies.
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* * *
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<<<<< BEFORE CONTACTING COMPANIES, PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING.>>>
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""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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HELPFUL SUGGESTIONS
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The following will give good results in using this list.
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When someone answers the phone when contacting any company,
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the following short 'speech' is recommended: "I'd like to
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receive product information about _______" (name of free
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item). If you've reached the switchboard operator you now
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will be: 1) transferred to sales, marketing, or product info.
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dept. or, 2) someone will take your name and address and send
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the item. Often the phone operator will quickly transfer you
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to some other area if you ask something about their product
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that sounds complicated. It's important, then, to quickly say
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you only want something mailed. This might often prevent a
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call from being transferred or placed on hold. If you're
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still transferred to another dept. you may have to start all
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over and ask, "I'd like to receive product information
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about_____ (name of item)". After a conversation with the
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company representative, when appropriate, mention the
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following:
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"Please include a demo disk (or other free item) also." This
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is better than quickly asking only for the item right away.
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Sometimes you might be asked, "Where did you hear about our
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product." You can reply, "From Infolist software catalog."
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Often you may not speak to a sales rep. as many companies are
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large so they have many people that just mail out literature.
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Companies are more than happy to send product information.
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They will send a demo, video, booklet, seminar registration
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etc. to any individual or company and sometimes will ask
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basic information such as your company name, address,
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department, and other things. Do not be concerned about being
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pressured to buy. You can say that you'd like a demo for now
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and will call back after reviewing it. Most companies do not
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call again, I've found. You can, if you like, let them know
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what you think of the demo, information or whatever else you
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receive. In fact, they would be very happy to hear from you
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and perhaps there are other 'extras' which can be made
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available later on. It's a good idea to listen to the sales
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or marketing representative as you can learn some good basic
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information about the computer industry, computer products in
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general, etc. as well as their product. I've found them to be
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very informed. However, if you're too busy you can quickly
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ask to have (whatever) sent and after reviewing it you'll
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call back. They may ask what use you plan to make for the
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software. One suggestion is to say you'd like the demo disk
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for evaluation for your own or company's use. Any item can be sent
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to your home address (ATT: your name). This may be faster than
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using your company address. You can still use a company name.
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Near the phone number in many listings you may see, 'Press 1,
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then 2.' You can press 1 as soon as you're connected and hear
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the recording. Then quickly press 2 once you hear the
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beginning of another recording. If you feel you might have
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reached the wrong area call again and this time listen to the
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entire recording. The company may have changed their phone
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directory. Once you get an actual person, follow the same
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instructions in the above paragraph. Usually, items will
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arrive very quickly. If not, after 15 days you can call
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again. To keep track, it's a good idea to note the date
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called and the date item was received. Also write down
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company contacts. Soon you will have a listing of helpful
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contacts and friends within the industry. Everything on this
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list is currently available however, free promotions don't
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last forever. But to make sure that an item is truly not
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available you can try the following:
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Call in about a half hour and request the item again to make
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sure. Perhaps when you called the first time you may have
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reached someone who didn't feel like filling out a form or
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thought that the offer expired. In some rare cases you might
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have come across a company that sends demos or other free
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items only if a specific advertisement or magazine is
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mentioned. If this happens, call again (it shouldn't happen
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but I mention it just in case) but do not repeat what was
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said the first time. You can mention that you heard about
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their product from any computer magazine, you're unsure
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where, or anything else you can think of - you happened to
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jot down their phone number a while ago but forgot what
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magazine. Also try reaching a company representative that
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handles some other region of the country.
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Phone numbers may change and there may not always be a
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recording mentioning the new number (rarely happens). Try
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calling 800 555 1212 (toll free 800 # information) or regular
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directory assistance. You can always try the company's long
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distance number. Read on for phone tips and tricks.
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COMPATIBILITY
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All demo disks listed here will work with IBM compatible
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personal computers unless otherwise noted. Demo disks will
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work on virtually all PC's.
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SOME NEAT PHONE TRICKS.
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(Can be used in trying to reach any company you will ever
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call - not just those listed here!)
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In choosing companies for this listing, I made sure that
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anyone calling would not have any inconveniences or
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aggravation. If a company placed me on hold too long or
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transferred me too many times, or for whatever reason the
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free item was not easily obtainable, I did not include that
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company here. But I thought I'd mention some telephone tactics
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which might be helpful for those who spend a lot of time on the
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phone.
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If no 800 # is listed here, the company doesn't have a
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toll-free no. Each company was checked thoroughly for any 800
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no. Try calling 800 555 1212, directory assistance before
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dialing a long distance no. There might be a toll-free no.
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available. However, you needn't worry about this as only one
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of the companies listed here has no toll free number. If,
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however, you ever need to find more than one 800 number for a
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company, write down the company names and ask toll free
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information for a few numbers at one time. Compuserve also
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has a free area for finding toll free numbers for any
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company.
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When calling any company (not only those listed here) long
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distance and you're paying for the call, as soon as someone
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answers, quickly ask if they have an 800 number. If they do,
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you can quickly hang up and call right back. Often, some
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companies may not have their 800 number listed in their own
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name. For example, a company you see advertised may have a
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parent company. The 800 number may be listed in that parent
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company's name. Others may not want the general public to use
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their 800 number to keep costs down.
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In order to properly route calls to the sales rep. or dept.
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handling your region, many large companies will quickly ask
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(maybe before you've had a chance to say much!) where you're
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calling from, name, zip code, etc. After you hear the first
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question quickly interrupt and say that you only want product
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info mailed. Sometimes this will speed things up and they
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will take your name and address right away and send the item.
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Other times you will be transferred to some other area. But
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what happens if you get a voice mailbox, the phone just rings
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or you're told that "no one is available?" You can do the
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following:
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Try calling back again in a few minutes. This time say that
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you're calling from some other part of the country. For
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example, if the first time you mentioned that you called from
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California and got a voice mailbox or were on hold too long,
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the second time you call say that you're calling from
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Michigan. You will then be transferred to the sales (or other
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company representative) for another part of the country. They
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naturally will assume you really live or work in that area.
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If asked how you happened to "get here to my extension or
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dept." you can say that the call was misdirected somehow but
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while you're on the phone, can you please mail the item.
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Later you can call back and speak with the regular sales rep.
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that handles your region. Or, you can say that you're now
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travelling in that area but mail the item to your business
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address.
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I've done all the above and it does work.
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HOW TO AVOID BEING PLACED ON HOLD
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If placed on hold after dialing an 800 no. you might want to call
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again right away. The 2nd time (or even the 3rd or 4th!) you'll
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most likely not be placed on hold. You'll most likely reach
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another operator that's not so busy. Your time is too
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valuable to be placed on hold! Sometimes you may ask someone
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a question and they are taking much too long. Someone else
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may have more experience and will find the answer more
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quickly. If you reach a recording asking you to press a
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number on your touch tome phone, pressing '0' will often
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transfer you back to a human voice, even if the company's own
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recording does not mention this. When leaving a message on a
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voice mailbox by pressing '#' you'll usually hear some
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options. Often the company's own recording may not mention
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this. You can then save your message using the right number
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on your touch tone pad. Otherwise the message might be lost
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(not common but why take chances) if you just hang up. After
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saving you can then press 0 and be transferred to another
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area - all without having to redial and possibly be placed on
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hold. This should not happen when requesting any items here,
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however, I included it just in case.
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ABOUT TECH SUPPORT PHONE NUMBERS
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Toll-free tech support phone numbers are listed here right
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next to their regular phone number. Tech support departments
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for companies without a toll-free tech. support number listed
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may be reached by calling the long distance number. But call
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their 800 number listed first to make sure. Tech. support
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should be able to answer just about any question and help
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with problems using the company's product. However, speak
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with marketing, sales or customer service first.
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FOR MORE THAN ONE DEMO OR FREE ITEM
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If you have many computers, PC's or workstations, you can
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mention this and ask if they will send the desired amount all
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at once.
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You can always write to request anything. Include the
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following in a letter: Your name, address, phone and name of
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software demo (or other items) you want.
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Always include your phone number so they can verify the
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correct mailing address if necessary. If you really don't
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want to be called, mention that there is no phone at your
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location. If you have a hard time getting through by phone
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you may want to write. Also, if you've called a few times and
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the item is unavailable, you can try writing as a last
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resort. However, I would recommend telephoning the company
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whenever possible.
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* * *
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*** If anyone knows of a company that offers demos or other items
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and would like to be listed in future updates please send a note
|
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with appropriate info. ***
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If you'd like a specialized version of this file made
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to fit your particular needs please contact us. We can change
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the text or format.
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AUTOMATIC 'LIST' PROGRAMS
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The reason why there is no 'list' program that automatically
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lists this documentation on your screen is that word
|
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processors offer many advantages. People are familiar with
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their own word processors and can format the margins and
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other information in this file easily. Adding a 'list'
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|
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program adds more complexity and there is a chance that it
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may not work on 100% of all computers. Some may want to print
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certain sections of this file. This is easy with your word
|
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processor. A list program may not have the right printer
|
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set-up. You would have to use 'print screen' from your
|
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keyboard - not easy if you have many pages!
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THE FOLLOWING LISTINGS MAY NOT BE ADDED
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TO OTHER 'FREE' TYPE LISTINGS FOR RESALE.
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COMPANIES SORTED BY PRODUCT CATEGORY: (42 Categories Total)
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******************************************
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ACCOUNTING
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>Ŀ
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COMPUTER ASSOCIATES <20> This is the name of the Free <20>
|
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ACCPAK SIMPLY <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>Ĵ item. Ask for this when calling<6E>
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800 645 3003. PRODUCT INFORMATION. <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
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516 227 3300
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******************************************
|
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If any company asks
|
|||
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ACTUAL SOFTWARE how you heard about
|
|||
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their products, mention
|
|||
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Infolist catalog.
|
|||
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SOFTWARE PUBLISHING ASSOCIATION
|
|||
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SPA AUDIT DISK This category,
|
|||
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800 388 7478 'Actual Software',
|
|||
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201 452 1600 is the ONLY one
|
|||
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A DOS OR MACINTOSH PROGRAM THAT TAKES COMPLETE where you will find
|
|||
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INVENTORY OF ALL SOFTWARE ON YOUR COMPUTER(S). real software.
|
|||
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HELPS MANAGE AND KEEP TRACK OF SOFTWARE. Companies in other
|
|||
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**************************************** categories here offer
|
|||
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various types of demo
|
|||
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disks and other free
|
|||
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items.
|
|||
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|
|||
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- 8 -
|
|||
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BACKUP
|
|||
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|
|||
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GAZELLE SYSTEMS Registered
|
|||
|
BACKIT version shows you
|
|||
|
800 786 3278 X 350 exactly how to
|
|||
|
801 377 1288 get Adobe Type Manager
|
|||
|
*************************************** software program free!
|
|||
|
$100 + program sold
|
|||
|
BULLETIN BOARD SYSTEM (BBS) in stores. No 'catches.'
|
|||
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(FREE MEMBERSHIP)
|
|||
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|
|||
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DRAGON'S NEST
|
|||
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619 449 7052 Supports modem speeds of 300 to 14.4 Bps
|
|||
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SAN DIEGO, CA V32/V32 Bis) A WWIV AND ICENET BBS.
|
|||
|
JIM - OWNER/SYSOP. COMMUNICATIONS EXPERT. HELPFUL.
|
|||
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|
|||
|
FREE MEMBERSHIP TO ALL CALLERS. CALL ABOVE PHONE NO. USING MODEM.
|
|||
|
MANY FILES INCLUDING IMAGE (PHOTO) FILES - GIF.
|
|||
|
MANY OTHER SERVICES AND FEATURES. FRIENDLY, EASY TO USE.
|
|||
|
CAN COMMUNICATE WITH PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD VIA EMAIL THROUGH
|
|||
|
WWIV AND ICENET NETWORK.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
MENTION INFOLIST WHEN ASKED HOW YOU HEARD ABOUT THEIR BBS.
|
|||
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|
|||
|
****************************************
|
|||
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>Ŀ
|
|||
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<20> Booklets will always have<76>
|
|||
|
BOOKLETS <20> a description as each one<6E>
|
|||
|
<20> is unique. <20>
|
|||
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
|
|||
|
PACIFIC ACCESS COMPUTERS
|
|||
|
SYSTEM INTEGRATION GUIDE
|
|||
|
800 648 6161 * * * * * * * * * * * *
|
|||
|
916 635 9300 * Registered version *
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
GUIDE ON HOW TO COMBINE SOFTWARE AND * has same categories *
|
|||
|
HARDWARE FROM MANY DIFFERENT MANUFACTURERS. * you see here. Except *
|
|||
|
******************************************* * each has it's own *
|
|||
|
* individual file. *
|
|||
|
* * * * * * * * * * * *
|
|||
|
CAD - COMPUTER AIDED DESIGN
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
FORESIGHT RESOURCES
|
|||
|
DRAFIX
|
|||
|
800 231 8574
|
|||
|
816 891 1040. SENDS 1 HI-DENSITY DISK.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
***********************************************
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
CASE - COMPUTER AIDED SOFTWARE ENGINEERING
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
DATAPRO INFORMATION SERVICES
|
|||
|
CASEBASE
|
|||
|
800 328 2776 SALES.
|
|||
|
609 764 0100
|
|||
|
************************************************
|
|||
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|
|||
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|
|||
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|
|||
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|
|||
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- 9 -
|
|||
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|
|||
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CATALOG ELECTRONIC
|
|||
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|
|||
|
ELITE COMPUTERS
|
|||
|
COMPUTER PRODUCTS CATALOG
|
|||
|
800 992 2171
|
|||
|
404 923 9291
|
|||
|
CATALOG CONTAINS MANY COMPUTER HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE
|
|||
|
PRODUCTS, ALL DESCRIBED ON DISK.
|
|||
|
******************************************************
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
CD ROM
|
|||
|
DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CO.
|
|||
|
DIGITAL CD ROM EXPLORER <<3C><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> A free CD Rom
|
|||
|
800 344 4825. PRESS 2. EXT. 720. disc is sent.
|
|||
|
508 467 7760
|
|||
|
INTRODUCTION TO BENEFITS OF CD ROM. CD ALSO CAN BE
|
|||
|
USED ON AUDIO PLAYER! HAS FLIGHT SIMULATOR GAME.
|
|||
|
**********************************************
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
COMMUNICATION
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
DCA
|
|||
|
CROSSTALK
|
|||
|
800 348 3221
|
|||
|
404 442 4095
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
********************************************** BONUS ITEMS:
|
|||
|
"""""""""""
|
|||
|
CONTACT Following are more free
|
|||
|
items I decided to throw
|
|||
|
CONTACT SOFTWARE in at the last minute:
|
|||
|
ACT!
|
|||
|
800 365 0606 LOGICAL OPERATIONS
|
|||
|
214 418 1866 PC SUCCESS:THE MANAGER
|
|||
|
******************************************* FACTOR
|
|||
|
800 456 4677, EXT. 30.
|
|||
|
DATA ANALYSIS A booklet with ideas
|
|||
|
and suggestions for
|
|||
|
managers.
|
|||
|
FIRSTMARK TECHNOLOGIES
|
|||
|
KNOWLEDGE SEEKER INTEL CORP.
|
|||
|
800 444 2636 800 387 7335 dEPT 11.
|
|||
|
613 723 8020 CARE AND FEEDING OF YOUR
|
|||
|
FOR LOTUS, DBASE OR ASCII FILES. MOBILE (NOTEBOOK) COMPUTER
|
|||
|
FINDS TRENDS.
|
|||
|
Tips, ideas and suggestions
|
|||
|
SPIRAL SOFTWARE about notebook/mobile
|
|||
|
EASYPLOT computers.
|
|||
|
800 833 1511
|
|||
|
617 739 1511 Other bonus items can
|
|||
|
USED FOR PLOTTING. FOR TECHNICAL ANALYSIS OF be found throughout
|
|||
|
DATA. HAS GRAPHICS. WORKING MODEL. this section. Read all
|
|||
|
********************************************** the way to the end!
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
- 10 -
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
DATABASE
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
MICROSOFT
|
|||
|
FOXPRO
|
|||
|
800 426 9400
|
|||
|
419 872 0043
|
|||
|
WORKING MODEL.
|
|||
|
**********************************************
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
DATABASE UTILITIES
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
CONCENTRIC DATA SYSTEMS
|
|||
|
R & R REPORT WRITER
|
|||
|
800 325 9035. PRESS 3.
|
|||
|
508 366 1122
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
DATA ACCESS
|
|||
|
FLEXQL
|
|||
|
800 451 3539 or 800 426 9400
|
|||
|
305 238 0012
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
QNE
|
|||
|
Q-QUERY
|
|||
|
800 333 0448
|
|||
|
215 968 5966
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
********************************************* Another bonus item:
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
DESKTOP PUBLISHING TIFFANY & CO.
|
|||
|
800 346 3455
|
|||
|
TIMEWORKS 800 526 0649 - NY.
|
|||
|
PUBLISH-IT HOW TO BUY A DIAMOND
|
|||
|
800 535 9497 Helpful guide.
|
|||
|
708 559 1300
|
|||
|
**********************************************
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
DOS UTILITY
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
GAZELLE SYSTEMS
|
|||
|
OPTUNE
|
|||
|
800 786 3278
|
|||
|
801 377 1288
|
|||
|
OPTIMIZE HARD DISK. INCREASE SPEED, DEFRAGMENT.
|
|||
|
FREE DEMO.
|
|||
|
**********************************************
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
EDUCATIONAL/TRAINING
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
TELETUTOR
|
|||
|
TELECOMMUNICATIONS TRAINING
|
|||
|
800 542 2242
|
|||
|
603 433 2242
|
|||
|
COURSE COVERS TELECOMMUNICATIONS CONCEPTS.
|
|||
|
**********************************************
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
- 11 -
|
|||
|
EMAIL
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
LOTUS
|
|||
|
CC:MAIL FOR DOS
|
|||
|
800 448 2500 PRESS 2. 800 562 4772 TECH. SUPPORT.
|
|||
|
617 577 8500
|
|||
|
**********************************************
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
ENGINEERING
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
TEKTRONIX
|
|||
|
TEK 1503C
|
|||
|
800 833 9200. 800 835 6100 TECH. SUPPORT
|
|||
|
502 923 0330
|
|||
|
FREE VIDEO. TESTER FOR METAL CABLE AND SYSTEMS.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
MICROSIM
|
|||
|
PS SPICE
|
|||
|
800 245 3022
|
|||
|
714 770 3022
|
|||
|
ANALYSIS OF ELECTRONIC CIRCUITS.
|
|||
|
**********************************************
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
EXPOS
|
|||
|
NDN ENTERPRISES
|
|||
|
DB/EXPO EXHIBIT PASS
|
|||
|
800 232 3976
|
|||
|
415 941 8440
|
|||
|
FREE PASS TO WORLD'S LARGEST DATABASE AND TOOLS
|
|||
|
CONFERENCE. ANNUALLY IN MARCH.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
***********************************************
|
|||
|
<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>Ŀ
|
|||
|
GAMES <20> Note: Get 20+ game <20>
|
|||
|
SIR-TECH <20> demo disks from <20>
|
|||
|
800 447 1230, 315 393 6644 <20> registered version. <20>
|
|||
|
1) WIZARDRY: BANE OF THE COSMIC FORGE <20> Includes all Disney <20>
|
|||
|
Fantasy and role playing simulation. <20> games. Also many <20>
|
|||
|
2) WIZARDRY: CRUSADERS OF THE DARK SAVANT <20> posters of popular <20>
|
|||
|
Sequel to above. Sound, color. Both for <20> games. Great for <20>
|
|||
|
IBM, Mac, Amiga and Tandy computers. No <20> kids. <20>
|
|||
|
special equipment needed. <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
|
|||
|
**********************************************
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
GRAMMAR CHECKER
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
QUE SOFTWARE
|
|||
|
RIGHTWRITER
|
|||
|
800 992 0244. STAY ON LINE
|
|||
|
813 923 0233
|
|||
|
**********************************************
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
INTEGRATED
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
INFORMIX
|
|||
|
SMARTWARE
|
|||
|
800 331 1763. PRESS 1, THEN 2. 800 274 8184. TECH. SUPPORT.
|
|||
|
415 926 6300. ALSO, 800 438 7627 X 4052.
|
|||
|
PRODUCT LITERATURE HAS GREAT NATURE PHOTOS ON FRONT PAGE.
|
|||
|
- 12 -
|
|||
|
***********************************************
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
INVENTORY
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
TALLY SYSTEMS CORP.
|
|||
|
PC CENSUS
|
|||
|
800 262 3877. EXT. 652
|
|||
|
603 643 1300
|
|||
|
AUTOMATICALLY MAINTAINS FULL HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE
|
|||
|
INVENTORY. SENDS HI DENSITY DISK.
|
|||
|
**********************************************
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
MENU
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
ORACLE
|
|||
|
MENU
|
|||
|
800 562 0720. PRODUCT INFORMATION. 800 392 2999 TECH. SUPPORT.
|
|||
|
415 506 7000
|
|||
|
************************************************
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
MAGAZINES
|
|||
|
<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>Ŀ
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
<20>166 free magazines <20>
|
|||
|
* PC WORLD - LOTUS EDITION <20>and many free <20>
|
|||
|
800 825 7595 <20>subscriptions avail-<2D>
|
|||
|
303 447 9330 <20>able from our <20>
|
|||
|
BOOKLET & DISK WITH 15 READY TO USE SPREADSHEET <20>'MAGAZINE LIST'. <20>
|
|||
|
BUSINESS TEMPLATES. ALL ARE USER'S FAVORITES. <20> See catalog. <20>
|
|||
|
* ASK FOR: SUBSCRIPTION TO LOTUS EDITION - PC WORLD, <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
|
|||
|
DISKETTE OFFER.
|
|||
|
SUBSCRIPTION COMES WITH THE SAMPLE ISSUE, DISKETTE AND TEMPLATES. IF YOU
|
|||
|
DECIDE TO CANCEL LATER AT ANY TIME, THE DISK, TEMPLATE AND FREE ISSUE
|
|||
|
ARE YOURS TO KEEP. MAKE SURE TO ASK FOR SAMPLE ISSUE AND DISKETTE OFFER.
|
|||
|
****************************************************
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
MISCELLANEOUS
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
OFFICIAL AIRLINE GUIDES
|
|||
|
OFFICIAL AIRLINE POCKET GUIDE
|
|||
|
800 342 5624
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
COMPLETE INFORMATION ABOUT TRAVELING IN THE U.S. OR INTERNATIONAL.
|
|||
|
FLIGHTS, AIRLINES, HOTELS, RENTAL CARS, LOTS MORE!
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
W. QUINN ASSOCIATES
|
|||
|
STUDY ON DISK MANAGEMENT IN THE 90'S - (ask for this).
|
|||
|
800 829 3453
|
|||
|
INTERESTING REPORT ON VAX/VMS DISK MANAGEMENT.
|
|||
|
WILL RECEIVE A FREE FRISBEE.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
BUICK DIVISION, GENERAL MOTORS
|
|||
|
'92 BUICK TEST DRIVE - DIMENSIONS DISK
|
|||
|
800 521 7300
|
|||
|
512 734 2224
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DESCRIBES ALL OF THE BUICK '92 CARS.
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- 13 -
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APPLETON PAPERS
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OPTIMA RECOVER
|
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800 922 1730
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414 734 9841
|
|||
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ASK FOR 'OPTIMA RECOVER.' DESCRIBES THEIR FAX MACHINE PAPER.
|
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WILL AUTOMATICALLY SEND A FREE ROLL OF FAX PAPER.(Same paper sold in
|
|||
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********************************************** stores.)
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NETWORK ANALYZERS
|
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KNOZALL SYSTEMS
|
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FILE WIZARD
|
|||
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800 333 8698
|
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602 545 0006
|
|||
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FULL WORKING VERSION. COMES WITH MANUALS. WORKS
|
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FOR 30 DAYS. HI DENSITY DISK.
|
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**********************************************
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O C R
|
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NMC TECHNOLOGIES
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IMAGINE
|
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800 466 2832
|
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410 356 1444
|
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STORES OVER 150,000 PAGES ON ONE CD. DEMO COMES ON DISKETTE.
|
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**********************************************
|
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PAINTBRUSH
|
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|
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|
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SOFTWARE PUBLISHING
|
|||
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HARVARD DRAW FOR WINDOWS
|
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800 336 8360
|
|||
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415 962 8910
|
|||
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SENDS A HI DENSITY DISK.
|
|||
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**********************************************
|
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|
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PAPER CATALOGS
|
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|
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GOVERNMENT TECHNOLOGY SERVICES
|
|||
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GOVERNMENT COMPUTER BOOK
|
|||
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800 999 4874
|
|||
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617 245 3768
|
|||
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DESCRIPTIONS OF 2000+ MICROCOMPUTER PRODUCTS.
|
|||
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SOFTWARE COMPARISON, MORE.
|
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**********************************************
|
|||
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|
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PERSONNEL MANAGEMENT
|
|||
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|
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INTEGRAL
|
|||
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H.R.I.
|
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800 824 8199
|
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415 939 3900
|
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***********************************************
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- 14 -
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POSTERS
|
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|
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SHREDEX W.A. CHARNSTROM
|
|||
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SAVE OUR WORLD POSTER PONY EXPRESS LIMITED EDITION PRINT
|
|||
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800 328 2962
|
|||
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516 345 0300 612 944 8555
|
|||
|
ENVIRONMENT-RELATED POSTER. ART PRINT OF FAMOUS PAINTING BY
|
|||
|
DAVID THATCHER. 17" X 14".
|
|||
|
COMES WITH BOOKLET ABOUT HISTORY OF
|
|||
|
PONY EXPRESS.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
NOTE: Get many posters directly from game companies in our
|
|||
|
registered version. Many colorful, action scenes - jets,
|
|||
|
dragons, fantasy scenes, etc.
|
|||
|
**********************************************
|
|||
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|
|||
|
PRESENTATION
|
|||
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|
|||
|
WORDPERFECT
|
|||
|
DRAWPERFECT
|
|||
|
800 451 5151. 800 541 5096 TECH. SUPPORT.
|
|||
|
801 225 5000
|
|||
|
**********************************************
|
|||
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|
|||
|
PROGRAMMING
|
|||
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|
|||
|
MPB SOFTWARE & SYSTEMS
|
|||
|
SQL REPORT WRITER
|
|||
|
800 231 6342. PRESS 1. 800 346 4848 IN CA.
|
|||
|
415 769 4746. PREPARE REPORTS FROM ANY ASCII FILE VISUAL COBOL
|
|||
|
PROGRAM. KNOWLEDGE OF SQL UNNECESSARY TO USE THIS.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
INTERMETRICS
|
|||
|
INTERTOOLS
|
|||
|
800 356 3594
|
|||
|
617 661 0072
|
|||
|
BUILD, TEST AND DEBUG REAL TIME CODE. FOR USE WITH C LANGUAGE.
|
|||
|
**********************************************
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
PROJECT MANAGEMENT
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
COMPUTER ASSOCIATES
|
|||
|
SUPERPROJECT
|
|||
|
800 225 5224. PRESS 1.
|
|||
|
516 227 3300.
|
|||
|
************************************************
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
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|
|||
|
SECURITY
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
AZ TECH SOFTWARE
|
|||
|
EVERLOCK, EVERTRAK, EVERKEY
|
|||
|
800 227 0644
|
|||
|
816 776 2700
|
|||
|
EACH PRODUCTS HELPS PROTECT AGAINST UNAUTHORIZED
|
|||
|
COPYING OF SOFTWARE. 1 DEMO DISK FOR ALL 3.
|
|||
|
*************************************************
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
- 15 -
|
|||
|
SEMINAR
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
LOTUS ADAPTIVE INFORMATION SYSTEMS
|
|||
|
WINDOWS WORLD TOUR IMAGING SEMINAR
|
|||
|
800 327 6148 800 678 6978 - 714 587 9077
|
|||
|
617 577 8500 SEMINAR DISCUSSES IMAGING
|
|||
|
DISCUSSES 123 SPREADSHEET FOR AND HOW IT CAN HELP SOLVE
|
|||
|
WINDOWS, FREELANCE GRAPHICS, AMI PRO, PROBLEMS.
|
|||
|
CC:MAIL, LOTUS NOTES.
|
|||
|
**********************************************
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
SPREADSHEET
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
LOTUS
|
|||
|
LOTUS 123 VERSION 3.1. FOR DOS.
|
|||
|
800 872 3387
|
|||
|
617 577 8500
|
|||
|
SENDS 1 HI DENSITY DISKETTE - 1.25 OR 1.44 MEG.
|
|||
|
***********************************************
|
|||
|
BONUS STOCK MARKET 'FREEBIE:'
|
|||
|
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
STOCK MARKET NASDAQ - 800 220 1448
|
|||
|
"100 FASTEST GROWING COMPANIES"
|
|||
|
ALSO HAS INFORMATION ON COMP-
|
|||
|
EQUIS INTERNATIONAL ANIES WORTH 1 BILLION OR MORE.
|
|||
|
1 - METASTOCK. 2 - PULSE.
|
|||
|
800 882 3040
|
|||
|
801 265 8886
|
|||
|
1 - METASTOCK - STOCK MARKET TECHNICAL ANALYSIS.
|
|||
|
2 - PULSE - INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO MANAGER. 1 DEMO
|
|||
|
DISK FOR BOTH PROGRAMS.
|
|||
|
**********************************************
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
WORD PROCESSING
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
I B M
|
|||
|
DISPLAYWRITE
|
|||
|
800 426 7699. STAY ON LINE. 800 426 7763. TECH SUPPORT.
|
|||
|
404 238 3000
|
|||
|
**********************************************
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
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|
|||
|
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|
|||
|
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|
|||
|
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|
|||
|
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|
|||
|
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|
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|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
We hope that you like this shareware product so far and found
|
|||
|
it useful. This is a result of many hours of hard work and
|
|||
|
research. Although this offers a lot of value compared to the
|
|||
|
price paid, the cost for registration is still low - only
|
|||
|
$15.00. You will receive, just by calling the companies
|
|||
|
listed in the registered version:
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
- 16 -
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
700+ demo disks, 19 videos, working models of ALL top companies
|
|||
|
many of which are not advertised, many toll-free tech. support
|
|||
|
numbers, 8 free membership BBS's, admission to seminars, plastic
|
|||
|
CD holder, many free tickets to expos - avoid paying $10 - $20
|
|||
|
admission prices, free 'live' stock market information, free issues
|
|||
|
and subscriptions to national magazines, game demo disks, etc.
|
|||
|
Lots more actual software! Not a demo but real, live software
|
|||
|
More of everything you've seen here. Get a free computer memory
|
|||
|
chip and also a $150.00 value clip art collection (it's true!).
|
|||
|
Compufreebies is the only place you'll learn about most of these
|
|||
|
free items.
|
|||
|
From author receive notification of future updates, sample
|
|||
|
photo-images (GIF's) and helpful fun shareware programs.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Remember - registered version has instructions on how to get
|
|||
|
Adobe Type Manager for Windows software free! Not a copy - actual
|
|||
|
software. Lets your printer work wonders. Sold in stores for
|
|||
|
$100.00+
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Here are some of the free items listed in the registered version.
|
|||
|
These are only a few of the actual descriptions from the 'Booklets'
|
|||
|
category:
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
- 54 PAGES. BASICS OF USING WINDOWS 3.1 ON A NETWORK. $25.00 VALUE -
|
|||
|
FREE!
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
- FREE BOOK - "People, Managing Your Most Important Resource."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
- 20+ DEMO DISKS FOR NATIONAL-BRAND VIDEO GAMES
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
- MONTHLY REPORT OF EVERY SOFTWARE UPGRADE REPORTED
|
|||
|
BY MANUFACTURER. WITH NAMES, ADDRESSES, PRICES.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
- A FREE TUTORIAL. $20.00 VALUE. FULLY EXPLAINS DECISION TABLES IN
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
PROGRAMMING.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
- BASICS ABOUT PC MAINTENANCE.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
- BOOKLET DESCRIBING SOME BASICS OF LAW.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
- 74 PAGES. BASICS OF DATABASE SERVERS, SQL, CLIENT SERVER,
|
|||
|
CONCURRENCY, MEASUREMENT, LOTS MORE.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
- A 75.00 VALUE. DESCRIBES MANY THINGS ABOUT CASE.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
- FREE - 470 PGS. HAS LISTINGS OF TRULY PORTABLE SOFTWARE FOR 88000
|
|||
|
RISC PROCESSOR HARDWARE.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
- SAMPLE ISSUE OF MAGAZINE RELATED TO WINDOWS. HELP, TIPS, STORIES,
|
|||
|
IDEAS, MORE.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
These are only a sample what is available in the 'Actual
|
|||
|
Software' category:
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
- COMPUTER LIST OF ALL AVAILABLE SOFTWARE/HARDWARE. WORKS FOR 30 DAYS.
|
|||
|
- 17 -
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
- CREATES MONTHLY CALENDARS. FULL VERSION - WORKS FOR 30 DAYS.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
- HELPS COMPARE RATES FROM MANY INSURANCE COS. SOFTWARE DOES NOT TIME
|
|||
|
OUT.
|
|||
|
These free items are in various categories found in
|
|||
|
registered version:
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
CONTACT -
|
|||
|
A CALENDAR AND SCHEDULING SOFTWARE PROGRAM. WORKING MODEL.
|
|||
|
CAN SAVE UP TO 40 APPOINTMENTS.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
DATABASE -
|
|||
|
WORKING MODEL. 7 DISKETTES. THOROUGH GUIDEBOOK. COMES WITH
|
|||
|
VINYL DISKETTE HOLDER.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
DATABASE -
|
|||
|
WORKING MODEL. 120 RECORDS LIMIT. 2 DISKETTES.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
DATABASE -
|
|||
|
WORKING MODEL. CAN WORK WITH UP TO 100 RECORDS WILL ALSO SAVE DATA.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
DESKTOP PUBLISHING -
|
|||
|
WORKING MODEL. HAS 8 DESIGN ELEMENTS. SOFTWARE HAS DESIGN ELEMENTS
|
|||
|
FOR USE IN DOCUMENTS
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
DESKTOP PUBLISHING - WORKING MODEL. DOES EVERYTHING EXCEPT SAVE.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
EXPO -
|
|||
|
TWICE A YEAR GRAPHICS EXPO. LATEST IN GRAPHICS, ANIMATION,
|
|||
|
MULTIMEDIA, DESKTOP PUBLISHING, MORE.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
EXPO -
|
|||
|
HELPS MANAGE TRANSITION TO DOWNSIZING.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
EXPO -
|
|||
|
EXPO COVERS SUN AND SPARC WORKSTATIONS, SOFTWARE & HARDWARE. ALSO
|
|||
|
UNIX & RISC. ANNUALLY IN JANUARY.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
EXPO -
|
|||
|
IN APRIL, ANNUALLY. TORONTO, CANADA. LATEST SOFTWARE PRODUCTS.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
EXPO -
|
|||
|
LARGEST CASE FAIR. ANNUALLY IN FEB (CALIFORNIA) AND OCTOBER
|
|||
|
(BOSTON).
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
EXPO -
|
|||
|
SHOWS LATEST IN DATABASES. ANNUALLY IN JUNE.BOSTON
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
EXPO -
|
|||
|
EXHIBITS VOICE AND DATA COMMUNICATIONS, NETWORK PRODUCTS. JANUARY
|
|||
|
(ANNUAL). $50.00 NORMALLY.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
GAMES -
|
|||
|
NOTE: A total of 20+ demo disks available. Major companies including
|
|||
|
Disney. Games can be played on almost any type of computer.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
- 18 -
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
MAGAZINES - Free subscriptions to many computer magazines, free sample
|
|||
|
issues: BYTE MAGAZINE, INSIDE DOS, JOURNAL OF TAXATION, KIPLINGER
|
|||
|
WASHINGTON NEWSLETTER, MACUSER, PC COMPUTING, PC GAMES, TRAVEL
|
|||
|
PLANNERS (Pacific Asia, North America, European Editions), WINDOWS
|
|||
|
MAGAZINE, WINDOWS REPORT.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
MISC -
|
|||
|
A SMALL GADGET THAT TESTS RS-232 PORTS. PLUGS INTO PORT AND SMALL
|
|||
|
LIGHTS TELL YOU ABOUT PROBLEMS.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
MISC -
|
|||
|
FREE 90 DAY TRIAL FOR HOME POSTAGE METER AND ELECTRONIC SCALE. EASY
|
|||
|
TO USE.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
PAINT/DRAW -
|
|||
|
WORKING MODEL. MUST HAVE WINDOWS. DESIGNS PLANS FOR PRODUCTS. CO.
|
|||
|
SENDS 5 DISKETTES.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
POSTER -
|
|||
|
POSTER OF F-16 FIGHTER JET. *** Note: Also many posters from game
|
|||
|
companies. Scenes of jets, dragons, other action shots.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
SEMINAR - BASICS OF COMMUNICATIONS AND FRAME RELAYS.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
SEMINAR -
|
|||
|
YEARLY SEMINAR - APRIL. DISCUSSES HOW TO BUILD CLIENT/SERVER
|
|||
|
APPLICATIONS THAT RUN IN WINDOWS.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
SEMINAR -
|
|||
|
DESCRIBES DATA INTEGRATION.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
SEMINAR - DESCRIBES SCO ZENIX OPERATING SYSTEM.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
SEMINAR - DISCUSSES ALL THEIR WINDOWS SOFTWARE AND HOW IT CAN HELP.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
SEMINAR -
|
|||
|
IMPLEMENT AN OPEN SYSTEMS STRATEGY, CHOOSE BETWEEN MANY OPERATING
|
|||
|
SYSTEMS, INTEGRATION, APPLICATION DEVELOPMENT.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
SEMINAR -
|
|||
|
DESCRIBES SOFTWARE WHICH STREAMLINES APPLICATION DEVELOPMENT PROCESS.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
SEMINAR -
|
|||
|
DESCRIBES DATA MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS, CLIENT/SERVERS, OPEN INTEGRATION,
|
|||
|
ON-LINE DATA MANAGEMENT. 3 HRS.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
SEMINAR -
|
|||
|
DISCUSSES GRAPHICAL USER INTERFACES, INTELLIGENT GATEWAYS,
|
|||
|
APPLICATION DEVELOPMENT, MORE.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
SEMINAR - DISCUSSES NETWORKS.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
STOCK MARKET -
|
|||
|
RECEIVE 20 HOURS FREE TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER TO OBTAIN STOCK MARKET
|
|||
|
DATA DIRECTLY FROM COMPANY.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
>> All this and a lot more for the low registration price of $15.00 <<
|
|||
|
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
|
|||
|
- 19 -
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
See registration form for ordering information. 5.25 or 3.5"
|
|||
|
DOS/IBM Compatible disks sent but can be read by Macintosh
|
|||
|
computers. (for MAC order 3.5" disks only).
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
The registered version is ordered exactly the same way as you
|
|||
|
see here (with many more companies!) except that each of the
|
|||
|
42 categories has it's own file on the diskette. You would
|
|||
|
select the file you're interested in. Don't have to search through
|
|||
|
one huge file! Thus, word processing companies are in a
|
|||
|
separate file - named wordproc. Databases are in the
|
|||
|
'databas' directory.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
The registered version has 3 more ways (besides Categories)
|
|||
|
in which the companies are organized:
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
1) A large file with names and addresses of each company - in mailing
|
|||
|
list format - 450+ computer companies.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
For example:
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
AZ TECH SOFTWARE
|
|||
|
305 E FRANKLIN
|
|||
|
RICHMOND, MO 64085
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
COMPUTER ASSOCIATES
|
|||
|
711 STEWART AVE.
|
|||
|
GARDEN CITY, NY 11530-4787
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
(Continued for a total of 450+ companies.)
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
There is no other computer program for the price which has
|
|||
|
450+ top computer companies listed neatly for use as a
|
|||
|
mailing list.
|
|||
|
|
|||
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2) A file of company names, addresses and phone numbers.
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AZ TECH SOFTWARE
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305 E FRANKLIN
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800 227 0644 This makes it easier to contact each
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816 776 2700 company without having to read
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through any other information.
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information you do not have to
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BORLAND go through the file on the disk.
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BOX 660 001
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SCOTTSVALLEY, CA 95066
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800 331 0877
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408 439 1064
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COMPUTER ASSOCIATES
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711 STEWART AVE.
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GARDEN CITY, NY 11530-4787
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800 645 3003. PRESS 1.
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516 227 3300
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COMPANIES A:
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AZ TECH SOFTWARE
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MO (state abbreviation)
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EVERLOCK, EVERTRAK, EVERKEY
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800 227 0644
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816 776 2700
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SECURITY. (name of software category).
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EACH PRODUCT HELPS PROTECT AGAINST UNAUTHORIZED COPYING OF
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SOFTWARE. 1 DEMO DISK FOR ALL 3.
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COMPANIES B:
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BUICK DIVISION, GENERAL MOTORS
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TX
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'92 BUICK TEST DRIVE - DIMENSIONS DISK
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800 521 7300
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512 734 2224
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DESCRIBES ALL OF THE BUICK '92 CARS.
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MISC.
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COMPANIES C:
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COMPUTER ASSOCIATES Note: If a company offers
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more than one NY free item, all items would be
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listed one ACCPAK SIMPLY right after the other.
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ACCOUNTING.
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800 645 3003. PRESS 1.
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516 227 3300
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(Continued for a total of 450+ companies)
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the U.S. All are in alphabetical order. Each company's free
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DOS, MAC and most computer systems, including mainframes, are
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supported. Each company can be contacted by phone or letter
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to request info or free items which they'll gladly send. Most
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companies listed have toll-free numbers.
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<20> <20>
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<20> COMPLETE CATALOG OF INFOLIST PRODUCTS <20>
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A listing of hundreds (over 800!) free items you can quickly
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|
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|||
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|||
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|||
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|||
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3.5" diskette. IBM/DOS compatible diskettes. Can also be read
|
|||
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by Macintosh computers using File Exchange Software supplied
|
|||
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with MAC's. All companies can be called from any phone in the
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|||
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world.
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|
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2) VIDEOLIST.
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|
|||
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|||
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|
|||
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|||
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|||
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|
|||
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|||
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version lists approx. 19 videos. (Price - $3.25, includes
|
|||
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domestic postage. Add 50 cents for overseas airmail) Paper.
|
|||
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|
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3) MAGAZINE LIST.
|
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|
|||
|
A guide to obtaining free sample issues of magazines and free
|
|||
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subscriptions. Total of 166 magazines! Yes, FREE
|
|||
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subscriptions - even for magazines normally sold in stores.
|
|||
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Free subscriptions help increase revenue from advertisers and
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are encouraged. All toll-free phone numbers and descriptions.
|
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- 22 -
|
|||
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Contact directly. All completely legal. Four categories:
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|||
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Computers, Business, General Interest and Health. Many
|
|||
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first-rate, well-known magazines including the largest
|
|||
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available. Includes all computer magazines with 'PC' in
|
|||
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title. Windows, Macintosh, Networks, more. Many
|
|||
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investment/financial newsletters. Same publications available
|
|||
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on newsstands for $2.50 to $7.00 (more for investment
|
|||
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newsletters.) Absolutely no cost to you. Under NO obligation to
|
|||
|
subscribe. Very easy to request, simple directions. (Price -
|
|||
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$4.95, includes postage). Paper.
|
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|
|||
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4) NY HOTELIST.
|
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|
|||
|
A guide listing 20 of the least expensive and best quality
|
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hotels in New York City. All hotels are in safe areas. As a
|
|||
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long time NYC resident I know each area and only considered
|
|||
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hotels in the safest areas. Lists hotel names,
|
|||
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addresses,phone nos., rates. Hotels in NYC are usually
|
|||
|
expensive - however, rates here are $65 to $130. One hotel
|
|||
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has a view of Central Park. (Price - $3.00, includes postage)
|
|||
|
Paper. Add 50 cents for overseas airmail. Hotels can be
|
|||
|
called from any phone in the world.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
5) PHONELIST.
|
|||
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|
|||
|
The service described here (totally legal!) has no 50 - 75
|
|||
|
cent surcharge for their calling card. Make telephone calls
|
|||
|
without using coins and without paying for surcharges from
|
|||
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hotels and other places that usually charge extra (a lot!)
|
|||
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for calls made from their phones. Never worry about change
|
|||
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for a call again! Used daily by many businesses, now
|
|||
|
available for individuals. Also - how to save 15% on all your
|
|||
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international calls - no minimums, no fees, no special
|
|||
|
hours.(Price $3.00, includes postage) Paper. Add 50 cents
|
|||
|
for overseas airmail. Can only be used in U.S. However, if
|
|||
|
travelling here will be useful.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
6) ON LINE GUIDE.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Describes exactly how to get Compuserve and Prodigy
|
|||
|
membership/startup kits for free - without paying $30.00 to
|
|||
|
$49.99! Totally legal sources - the companies do not mind at
|
|||
|
all as they gain more members. Shows exactly how to become a
|
|||
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member, using your computer and modem, of the 6 major
|
|||
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national on-line services - Compuserve, Prodigy, Genie,
|
|||
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America On Line, Delphi and BIX. Complete instructions, 800
|
|||
|
numbers for customer service, best times to call, complete
|
|||
|
rates, some inside information, more. All in easy to read 5
|
|||
|
page guide. Information not available anywhere else all
|
|||
|
together in one place. (Price $3.50, includes postage).
|
|||
|
Paper. Overseas customers: Check locally for sign on
|
|||
|
procedures.
|
|||
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|
|||
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7) SUMMONS GUIDE.
|
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|
|||
|
Guaranteed to save you money on parking and speeding fines.
|
|||
|
Using these methods you will avoid paying at least one
|
|||
|
future parking summons that you ordinarily would have paid.
|
|||
|
Everything legal! Shows exactly what to look for on a parking
|
|||
|
- 23 -
|
|||
|
or speeding ticket to reduce the fine or void it completely.
|
|||
|
What to write in a letter and suggestions on what to say in
|
|||
|
court. Valid in all 50 states. (Price - $3.25, includes
|
|||
|
postage). Paper.
|
|||
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|
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* * *
|
|||
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|
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|
|||
|
Specialized listings are also available. For example, reliable and
|
|||
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inexpensive sources for computer (or other merchandise)
|
|||
|
equipment, supplies, etc. Let us know your requests/needs.
|
|||
|
Please write/send email if any questions at all. Thanks.
|
|||
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|
|||
|
Hundreds of satisfied customers have ordered our full version
|
|||
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|||
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|
|||
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|
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|
|||
|
You do not have to print out our registration form to
|
|||
|
register or order our other items. You can use the form as a
|
|||
|
'worksheet'. Simply write down the following on a separate
|
|||
|
paper:
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
1) Names of the item(s) you'd like, and place where this
|
|||
|
shareware file was obtained.
|
|||
|
2) Comments or suggestions, if you like, on your own paper OR
|
|||
|
on comment form supplied here.
|
|||
|
3) Enclose check or money order.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
COMMENT FORM - WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THIS FILE?
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
You would really be helping us if you could print out the
|
|||
|
comment form and send it in (or send in your comments on your
|
|||
|
own paper). Your comments and ideas will help us serve you
|
|||
|
better and make our products more useful. If it can be made
|
|||
|
better perhaps we can then charge more! (only kidding).
|
|||
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|
|||
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|
|||
|
Orders shipped within 48 hours.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
NOTE: Author of this file is not employed by or associated in any way
|
|||
|
with any of the companies mentioned here. All product names
|
|||
|
are the property of the respective companies.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
(c) COPYRIGHT 1992. LOUIS PUCCIO. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. This
|
|||
|
file, FREEBIES 3.1, may be copied freely by anyone (EXCEPT
|
|||
|
onto electronic bulletin systems) provided that no changes
|
|||
|
are made. Make as many copies as necessary. Price not to
|
|||
|
exceed $9.00 per copy.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
PART 2 - VIDEOS - AFTER REGISTRATION FORM
|
|||
|
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
TO PRINT ORDER FORM:
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
It's best to use your word processor to print.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
REGISTRATION/ORDER FORM
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
INFOLIST - 90 CHURCH ST. - BOX 2517 - NY, NY 10008
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Name..................................Years computer experience........
|
|||
|
General area of work?
|
|||
|
.....................
|
|||
|
Address...............................................
|
|||
|
Date shareware disk purchased:.............
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Important! Where did you get this shareware file?......................
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
1) COMPUFREEBIES...(800+ free items, actual software, game demos, etc.)
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
5.25" Hi-dens:_____or 3.5" disk:______No. of copies_____x $15.00 = _______
|
|||
|
MAC owners order 3.5". 360K Lo-dens.:______
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
TOTAL COPIES:____ Free postage up to
|
|||
|
two copies.
|
|||
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|
|||
|
If total copies are 3 or 4, add 75 cents postage. Over 4, add 30 cents
|
|||
|
per copy. Outside U.S. and Canada, add $2.50 for 1 or 2 copies.
|
|||
|
= _______
|
|||
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|
|||
|
ALL BELOW ARE SENT ON PAPER
|
|||
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|
|||
|
2) VIDEOLIST........140 free videos...........Copies:____x $3.25 = _______
|
|||
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|
|||
|
3) PHONELIST...Avoid calling card fees).......Copies:____x $3.00 = _______
|
|||
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|
|||
|
4) NY HOTELIST..Inexpensive,quality hotels)...Copies:____x $3.00 = _______
|
|||
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|
|||
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5) ON LINE GUIDE..Avoid $25-$30 startup fees..Copies:____x $3.50 = _______
|
|||
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|
|||
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6) SUMMONS GUIDE..(Avoid payment - legally)...Copies:____x $3.25 = _______
|
|||
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|
|||
|
7) MAGAZINE LIST.....(166 free magazines).....Copies:____x $4.95 = _______
|
|||
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|
|||
|
TOTAL COPIES:____
|
|||
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LISTS 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7: Important!
|
|||
|
If Total copies is 3, add 60 cents postage. (Please tell us where you
|
|||
|
If Total copies is 4, add 80 cents postage. received this shareware file.
|
|||
|
outside U.S. & Canada add 50 cents postage per copy. Write name in space
|
|||
|
here or at top of
|
|||
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form.)
|
|||
|
Obtained from:
|
|||
|
-adob/
|
|||
|
Please send personal or company check (US funds), TOTAL ENCLOSED: <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
|
|||
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made payable to Louis Puccio or Infolist.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Mail to: QUICK COMMENTS - VOLUNTARY:
|
|||
|
INFOLIST Please tell us what you liked or disliked
|
|||
|
90 CHURCH ST. about this shareware file? Please use
|
|||
|
BOX 2517 the remaining space on this order form.
|
|||
|
NY, NY 10008
|
|||
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|
|||
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|
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|
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|
|||
|
- 25 - COMMENT FORM (Long form)
|
|||
|
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
|
|||
|
Stop here if criticizing! This screen specially designed to accept
|
|||
|
only good comments. Screen for other comments unavailable at this time.
|
|||
|
(kidding)
|
|||
|
Please use reverse if more room is needed for any answer.
|
|||
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Was the documentation and instructions in this file easy to understand?
|
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(Documentation/instructions written by author.)
|
|||
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Poor Average Great
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|||
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|
|||
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really ambitious, please print and mail the section with your
|
|||
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corrections.
|
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|
|||
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here (company name, item name, category, phone numbers, etc.) was the
|
|||
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information easy to understand?_ _ _Easy to actually use? (if you've
|
|||
|
called any companies)_ _ _ _Why or why not? What would you add or
|
|||
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change? Send printed examples if you like.
|
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Did you find the tips and suggestions in this file helpful when
|
|||
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contacting the companies?
|
|||
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Not at all Average Extremely helpful
|
|||
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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
|
|||
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Please describe (briefly) which tip(s) and instructions you found
|
|||
|
useful or feel are potentially useful. Also, please add some of your
|
|||
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own if you like.
|
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companies will you call? Approximately? __________ Why or why not?
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items offered? List any other category besides the 42 here.
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<20> <20>
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<20> SHAREWARE CONCEPT <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>ͼ
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We hope that you've enjoyed this shareware product. Please
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support the shareware concept and send in the minimum
|
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registration fee if you have found this useful. Computer
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shareware is perhaps the only product sold on a 'try before
|
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you buy' basis. This means that developing all the many
|
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inexpensive programs available depends upon individuals
|
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registering what they've found useful.
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|
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Comments, ideas, suggestions, etc. please send email or write on a
|
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separate paper. Or use our comment form. We appreciate your
|
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thoughts and comments about this shareware product.
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EMAIL ADDRESSES
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>ͻ
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<20> Genie: L.Puccio Internet: Lou@mindvox.phantom.com <20>
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<20> <20>
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<20> Compuserve: 71051,3236 A O L(PC Link): Bdybilder <20>
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>ͼ
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Compuserve and MCI Mail users can send email to the Internet
|
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address above. There may be other systems which can also do this.
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Call customer service for instructions on sending to outside
|
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systems.
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Mail address:
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>ͻ
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<20> INFOLIST <20>
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<20> 90 CHURCH ST.<2E>
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<20> BOX 2517 <20>
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>ͼ
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Sysops, BBS owners, club Presidents and anyone
|
|||
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who would like to upload or copy this file:
|
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""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
|
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|
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The file you have now is not for posting on BBS's as it would
|
|||
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be impossible to update this file later. I can send a special
|
|||
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version for your needs, for example, to be used as a menu
|
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selection. One bbs I know of has done this. Please erase any
|
|||
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earlier version (1991 date) named FREEBIES.ZIP. (size -
|
|||
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approx. 12K) if you happen to have it on your BBS.
|
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|
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Anyone may make a copy of this shareware file you have now
|
|||
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for club members, friends, co-workers etc. Not necessary to
|
|||
|
contact me first but I'd appreciate a note (or use e-mail
|
|||
|
addresses below) with the name, phone and description of your
|
|||
|
organization. Contact us if you'd like changes made to this
|
|||
|
file. The name for this file should be: COMPUFREEBIES.
|
|||
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(To all sysops, club presidents: Feel free to sign me up for
|
|||
|
a free life membership required!.....No? 20 years? (Only kidding.)
|
|||
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- 27 -
|
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|
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SHAREWARE COMPANY OWNERS/REVIEWERS:
|
|||
|
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
|
|||
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May include this file in your catalog or store without
|
|||
|
contacting the author first. However, please let us know with
|
|||
|
a note so I can send updates. Send a catalog also, if you
|
|||
|
like. Better yet, send some free disks!..... Only kidding!
|
|||
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|
|||
|
The name of this file for shareware catalogs should be:
|
|||
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FREEBIES 3.1, or COMPUFREEBIES 3.1. If you already carry our
|
|||
|
older version, please note in your catalog description that
|
|||
|
this is an update.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Although this diskette may be copied freely, price must be
|
|||
|
less than $9.00.
|
|||
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|
|||
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|
|||
|
One last bonus item!
|
|||
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|
|||
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HAMMERMILL DESKTOP PAPERS
|
|||
|
800 242 2148
|
|||
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ASK FOR: FREE SAMPLES OF ONE (OR MORE) OF THE FOLLOWING -
|
|||
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1) LASER PRINT PAPER. 2) LASER PLUS PAPER. 3) BOND PAPER
|
|||
|
WILL RECEIVE 25 PAGES OF EACH.
|
|||
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|
|||
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|
|||
|
Please do not alter this text in any way!
|
|||
|
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
|
|||
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|
|||
|
Thanks!
|
|||
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|
|||
|
PART 2 OF THIS FILE - FREE VIDEOS - ON FOLLOWING PAGE
|
|||
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|
|||
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|
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|
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****************************
|
|||
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* *
|
|||
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* GAME INFO *
|
|||
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* *
|
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****************************
|
|||
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|
|||
|
Included with this file are 2 actual games. This is an
|
|||
|
example of one of the many 'freebies' available from company
|
|||
|
just for the asking. To play the games go to the Airlift or
|
|||
|
Vegas directory here on this disk.
|
|||
|
1) Type Airlift at the DOS prompt to play Airlift.
|
|||
|
2) Type Cards at the DOS prompt to play Vegas. In each
|
|||
|
directory are complete instructions.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
These games are found on a demo disk sent by a company listed
|
|||
|
in the registered version. For more information go to the
|
|||
|
directory or file on this disk called 'gamedoc.' 2 other
|
|||
|
products made by the company are also described.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Note - the author is not affiliated with this company in any way.
|
|||
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|
|||
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>ͻ
|
|||
|
<20> PART 2 <20>
|
|||
|
<20> <20>
|
|||
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|
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|
|||
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***********************************************************************
|
|||
|
FREE VIDEOS
|
|||
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|
|||
|
***********************************************************************
|
|||
|
10 companies offering 10 free videos are listed here. Title of
|
|||
|
each video and brief descriptions are included. These videos
|
|||
|
are mainly computer-related and describe products made by
|
|||
|
each company. You can learn from these tapes about the
|
|||
|
subjects covered as well as the company's products.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Promotions and offers may end, however, all videos are
|
|||
|
currently available as this is constantly updated. Ask for
|
|||
|
extension, if listed, or request by video title. If you reach
|
|||
|
an operator, give the extension number (if listed) or just ask
|
|||
|
for the title of the video. Videos arrive in re-usable boxes
|
|||
|
and can be recorded over after viewing. If anyone asks how
|
|||
|
you heard about the video mention Infolist catalog. If you're
|
|||
|
told that the video is no longer available, call back later.
|
|||
|
Often a different person may be more cooperative. If calling
|
|||
|
a second time and are asked how you heard about the video
|
|||
|
mention a major computer magazine, or that you're not sure how
|
|||
|
you learned about it but had written down the company's phone
|
|||
|
no. You should rarely encounter such difficulty but I mention
|
|||
|
it just in case. If you don't have a touch tone phone and you
|
|||
|
reach a recording, eventually a company operator will answer.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Videolist, one of our products, (described later in detail)
|
|||
|
lists 140 free videos and is the largest centralized source
|
|||
|
of free videos in the U.S. All the companies are constantly
|
|||
|
updated so there is no need to worry about outdated phone
|
|||
|
numbers or other information.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
* * *
|
|||
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|
|||
|
|
|||
|
CLUB MED - 800 258 2633
|
|||
|
Title: CLUB MED VIDEO. Describes their large cruise ship.
|
|||
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|
|||
|
|
|||
|
CHRISTIAN CHILDREN'S FUND - 800 228 2221.
|
|||
|
Title: FREE VIDEO. Will receive general information and a video
|
|||
|
showing how you can help children all over the world. Note: Money
|
|||
|
Magazine rated this charity as one of the 10 best in America.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
EPSON - 800 289 3776
|
|||
|
Title: PROGRESSION PC
|
|||
|
Shows how their software speeds up Windows without accelerator cards.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
GREATER MIAMI VISITOR'S BUREAU - 800 955 3646.
|
|||
|
Title: CITY WITH A RHYTHM ALL IT'S OWN. Highlights of Miami, beaches,
|
|||
|
entertainment, etc.
|
|||
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|
|||
|
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|
|||
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|
|||
|
MAUI RESORT - 800 292 4532
|
|||
|
Title: MAUI INTER-CONTINENTAL RESORT.
|
|||
|
Describes this Hawaiian island and places for business meetings.
|
|||
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|
|||
|
MUTUAL FUND FORECASTER - 800 442 9000.
|
|||
|
Title: MUTUAL PROFITS.
|
|||
|
Describes this company's financial newsletter.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
OLDSMOBILE - 800 354 3228.
|
|||
|
Title: INDEPENDENT TEST VIDEO.
|
|||
|
Describes features of the Achieva model automobile.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
SMUGGLER'S NOTCH RESORTS - 800 451 8752.
|
|||
|
Title: SMUGGLER'S NOTCH VIDEO.
|
|||
|
Describes this family resort in State of Vermont.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
WORDPERFECT - 800 451 5151.
|
|||
|
Title: WORDPERFECT FOR WINDOWS.
|
|||
|
Describes their word processing program for use with Windows.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
APPLE COMPUTER - 800 441 3001 extension 671.
|
|||
|
Title: IN BUSINESS WITH MACINTOSH.
|
|||
|
Video comes with discount cupons for Apple-related products.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
FOR EVEN MORE VIDEOS!
|
|||
|
"""""""""""""""""""""
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
If you liked this 2nd part you might consider Videolist,
|
|||
|
another of our products. It is organized in the same way you
|
|||
|
see here but includes many more videos and companies - 140
|
|||
|
free videos! Even the phone call to the companies is free.
|
|||
|
Many of these videos are not advertised and this is the only
|
|||
|
place you'll know about them. Please see order form and
|
|||
|
catalog at end of this file for ordering info. We've had many
|
|||
|
orders with no complaints at all. Do not worry about
|
|||
|
receiving out of date phone numbers or companies. Everything
|
|||
|
is constantly updated! More videos are added as they become
|
|||
|
available so you may receive more than 140.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
IMPORTANT <20> When ordering or writing to us please print your
|
|||
|
return address on the order form. Also, mention where you
|
|||
|
found this shareware file that you have now.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>Ŀ
|
|||
|
<20> Please use comment form (or your own paper) <20>
|
|||
|
<20> for any comments. We appreciate your thoughts and <20>
|
|||
|
<20> comments about this shareware version. <20>
|
|||
|
<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
|
|||
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|
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- 30 -
|
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>ͻ
|
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|
<20> <20>
|
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<20> !!!! SUPPORT THE SHAREWARE CONCEPT !!!! <20>
|
|||
|
<20> <20>
|
|||
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<20> All the many shareware files available <20>
|
|||
|
<20> have come about through hard work and <20>
|
|||
|
<20> depend mainly on contributions from <20>
|
|||
|
<20> users. It's a great system as there are <20>
|
|||
|
<20> no heavy advertising or other costs as <20>
|
|||
|
<20> with store-bought shareware. These <20>
|
|||
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<20> savings are passed on to you. <20>
|
|||
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<20> But to continue offering these <20>
|
|||
|
<20> inexpensive products, shareware authors <20>
|
|||
|
<20> rely on people to register if they have <20>
|
|||
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<20> found the file useful. <20>
|
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>ͼ
|
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|
JOKES - SEE PAGE 33.
|
|||
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|
|||
|
ADVANTAGES, USEFULNESS AND DESCRIPTIONS OF ITEMS
|
|||
|
OBTAINED THROUGH USE OF THIS FILE AND REGISTERED VERSION
|
|||
|
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
|
|||
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|
|||
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|
|||
|
1) WORKING MODELS OF MAJOR SOFTWARE PROGRAMS, DEMO DISKS AND
|
|||
|
ACTUAL SOFTWARE.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
There is NO other centralized listing as large as
|
|||
|
CompuFreebies (registered version) in the U.S. available on
|
|||
|
diskette. There is only one other available on CD Rom which
|
|||
|
is much more expensive but free items listed are only demo
|
|||
|
disks, not booklets, videos, free expos, seminars or other
|
|||
|
things.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
What exactly is a demo disk? These are given away as part of
|
|||
|
advertising and promotion efforts, especially for new
|
|||
|
products. Most are similar to slide shows and you watch
|
|||
|
colorful screens magically appear. There is an example of
|
|||
|
most of the features. The term 'self-running demo' is often
|
|||
|
used for these types of demos. A working model does the most
|
|||
|
of any demo disk and is also more expensive to produce. It is
|
|||
|
almost the very same software sold for a lot of money. Unlike
|
|||
|
self-running or interactive demos, with a working model you
|
|||
|
can actually use many of the same features of the actual,
|
|||
|
expensive program. Each company's working model has unique
|
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|
limitations; most do not allow saving and/or printing. For
|
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|
obvious reasons, some functions cannot work or companies
|
|||
|
would in effect be giving away their software. However, some
|
|||
|
companies are more generous than others with usable features
|
|||
|
on the working model. One company's working model (found in
|
|||
|
the full version) allows design of up to 30 IC's (Integrated
|
|||
|
Circuits) for printed circuit boards. Our registered version
|
|||
|
lists all of Microsoft's working models including Windows.
|
|||
|
The working model of Windows 3.0 actually allows use of
|
|||
|
Windows in the lowest operating mode. For many people this
|
|||
|
may be good enough. You'll actually be able to use powerful
|
|||
|
Windows features. Many demos and other items are not
|
|||
|
advertised in magazines so Compufreebies is the only place
|
|||
|
you'll know about them.
|
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|
- 31 -
|
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|
You don't have to pay for or return anything. Demos are sent on
|
|||
|
re-usable diskettes. High density and 3.5" diskettes can be
|
|||
|
expensive, as you know.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Demos are very valuable in revealing a great deal about the
|
|||
|
actual software. It will answer many questions such as:
|
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|
|
|||
|
A) exactly how the screens are organized and will appear.
|
|||
|
B) how easy will it be to maneuver around, and
|
|||
|
C) where to locate the features YOU feel are important (not
|
|||
|
only those which advertisements describe).
|
|||
|
D) reveal quality of paper manuals and documentation. If the
|
|||
|
directions and documentation supplied with the demo disk
|
|||
|
(especially working models) are easy to use, then there's
|
|||
|
a good chance that the actual program will have the same
|
|||
|
qualities.
|
|||
|
E) quality of help screens and company support. How well are
|
|||
|
questions answered about materials received when you call
|
|||
|
the company? You'll see exactly how much on-screen help is
|
|||
|
provided.
|
|||
|
F) compare one or more software products easily and quickly.
|
|||
|
You'll be more certain as to which is the best software
|
|||
|
for your needs - without having to take a chance on a
|
|||
|
purchase. Often many magazines rate software and choose 2
|
|||
|
programs as the best. You can further compare these 2
|
|||
|
quickly on your own computer.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
I'm sure there are a lot more than these 6 points but the
|
|||
|
usefulness of demo disks in evaluating software should be quite
|
|||
|
clear.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Demos offer many advantages over buying the actual, expensive
|
|||
|
software for review, for example, some computer/M.I.S. depts.
|
|||
|
cannot get quick authorization for purchase of a wide variety
|
|||
|
of actual software. Other problems are: Forms to be
|
|||
|
completed, red tape, waiting for approval, installation time,
|
|||
|
returns problems (IF allowed) such as keeping track of return
|
|||
|
dates, packing, postage, potential loss of items,
|
|||
|
're-stocking fees', etc. All this makes it very difficult to
|
|||
|
review a lot of very good software.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
2) BEST CONTACT TELEPHONE NUMBERS AND EXTENSIONS.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Nearly all companies listed here and the registered version
|
|||
|
have toll-free nos. I have contacted each company and found
|
|||
|
the most direct phone numbers. As a result, time spent on
|
|||
|
'hold' or transferred will be greatly reduced when you call.
|
|||
|
You'll reach the department directly responsible for the
|
|||
|
desired product. Often companies do not list their 800 number
|
|||
|
in ads or any other literature. But through research I've
|
|||
|
managed to find and include them here. This feature will save
|
|||
|
phone charges and time. Detailed instructions on what
|
|||
|
extension to ask for or number to press is included.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
3) ACCESS TO COMPANY EXPERTS, TOLL-FREE TECH SUPPORT
|
|||
|
AND OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE CONTACTS.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
- 32 -
|
|||
|
You'll speak with the department most knowledgeable about the
|
|||
|
product. Sales reps. are very helpful and can answer most
|
|||
|
questions except the most technical. If a company has
|
|||
|
toll-free tech support the number is listed near the
|
|||
|
sales/marketing 800 number. These numbers are not widely
|
|||
|
advertised and were obtained with a lot of effort. A lot can
|
|||
|
be learned, including basics. E.g., anyone with an interest
|
|||
|
in networks can contact a network company that will explain
|
|||
|
some basics.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Because you can speak with someone quickly and easily much
|
|||
|
more can be learned with less effort (and cost) than reading
|
|||
|
a book or manual. For many applications, e.g. Wordperfect,
|
|||
|
completely free tech. support is available. For those who
|
|||
|
prefer studying, the booklet category has companies that send
|
|||
|
good basic guides for most computer fields.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
4) VIDEO CASSETTES.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
These are also free and describe the company and/or their
|
|||
|
products. The tapes and boxes can be re-used to tape favorite
|
|||
|
programs and will fit into any VHS recorder. A total of 19
|
|||
|
videos are available in the registered version. Please see
|
|||
|
the catalog for description of Videolist which offers 140
|
|||
|
free videos plus a $10.00 credit from one company to all
|
|||
|
callers. These are all part of promoting products. However,
|
|||
|
you will also learn from these videos.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
5) BOOKLETS, LITERATURE, MAGAZINES, EXPOS, GAME DEMOS, SEMINARS,
|
|||
|
DISCOUNT CATALOGS, POSTERS, PERSONAL ORGANIZERS, MUGS, ETC. (MUGS
|
|||
|
AND PERSONAL ORGANIZERS AVAILABLE IN REGISTERED VERSION)
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Many companies send thick informative booklets and literature
|
|||
|
describing many computer-related topics. To educate their
|
|||
|
users they send basic 'How To' booklets. For example, titles
|
|||
|
read something like, "Getting The Most from Your PC, Network,
|
|||
|
Mainframe, Connectivity, Telephone, etc. (titles depend on
|
|||
|
the company.)" I carefully selected booklets which are truly
|
|||
|
informative and do not try to sell a particular product.
|
|||
|
These are not sales materials or brochures and you will
|
|||
|
really learn a lot from them.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Free computer magazine subscriptions are used to increase ad
|
|||
|
revenue. Most of the ads deal with specific products and
|
|||
|
systems. These free magazines are specialized and appeal to a
|
|||
|
certain reader. These are an excellent source of information,
|
|||
|
news and events.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Free admission to popular expos and conferences: These are
|
|||
|
large trade shows with many exhibits from companies all over
|
|||
|
the U.S. Normally admission at the show without an invitation
|
|||
|
is at least $10 - $30.00. As with other items, these passes
|
|||
|
are free to all callers.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Free seminars are given to explain the basics of products and
|
|||
|
help potential customers understand products and services
|
|||
|
better. Practically all the expos and seminars listed in the
|
|||
|
registered version of CompuFreebies are not advertised any
|
|||
|
place else. Free catalogs are offered are on either CD Rom or
|
|||
|
- 33 -
|
|||
|
diskettes. These are found in the electronic catalog section.
|
|||
|
Many sales brochures come in large folders for holding papers.
|
|||
|
Large envelopes can be re-used for other mailings.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
6) LEARN ABOUT COMPUTER PRODUCTS YOU NEVER KNEW EXISTED.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
A convenient listing of companies (such as this) with toll
|
|||
|
free numbers provides computer users with a great opportunity
|
|||
|
to explore and come across a solution or helpful product.
|
|||
|
Some companies with good products may not take out a full
|
|||
|
page ad (or any ad) in magazines or newspapers. We have many
|
|||
|
unadvertised free items and computer products listed.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
No purchase is required at any time from any company. Take as
|
|||
|
much time as necessary to review the demo disks and other
|
|||
|
material carefully. Only ask for what is really necessary as
|
|||
|
most things are expensive, especially for mail and handling.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
* * *
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Once again, thank you for selecting and reviewing this file!
|
|||
|
We value all our customers and are committed to quality. I am
|
|||
|
sure you and\or your organization will find this unique
|
|||
|
product helpful. You will definitely and without question get
|
|||
|
back more than your investment - not only in material goods,
|
|||
|
but in gain of knowledge and learning. The value of reliable
|
|||
|
knowledge is quite high and always pays back good dividends.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
- Louis Puccio, President. INFOLIST.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
SHAREWARE LAUGHS
|
|||
|
""""""""""""""""
|
|||
|
Following are some jokes and humor straight from my computer
|
|||
|
to yours. I save some of the best jokes I come across into a
|
|||
|
large file and chose some here to share with you. I always
|
|||
|
say that we can never laugh too much. Well, that's not always
|
|||
|
true...I also say other things besides that! Oh well, you
|
|||
|
know what I mean. Enjoy!
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
* * *
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
A young boy came home from class and his mother asked, "What
|
|||
|
did you learn in algebra class today, son?"
|
|||
|
"Well, I learned Pi R Square," replied the boy.
|
|||
|
"Now, hold on there, son; everybody knows that pie are round"
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Didja hear about the cow that caught such a cold she gave
|
|||
|
nothing but ice cream?
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
- 34 -
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
What are microchips ?
|
|||
|
A. Little bitty highway patrolmen
|
|||
|
B. What you eat with microdip
|
|||
|
C. What a herd of micros leave on the prairie
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
On a bright, warm spring day, a certain resident of East Indian
|
|||
|
origin was shaking his rug on his front porch. A passerby saw
|
|||
|
him, couldn't help himself and blurted, "What is the problem?
|
|||
|
Can't get it started?"
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
A rock band's drummer thought he would make a good policeman, he
|
|||
|
was use to pounding a beat.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
A taxi driver is a man who drives away customers.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
These two guys just arrived in America and decide to buy
|
|||
|
their first jigsaw puzzle. It takes them six months to
|
|||
|
finish it. One guy says, "Let's have a party to celebrate
|
|||
|
our accomplishment." So they invite their friends over for a
|
|||
|
party and one of the guests asks, "What are we celebrating
|
|||
|
guys?" The guys reply, as they're pointing to their
|
|||
|
accomplishment on the table, "We put together our first
|
|||
|
jigsaw puzzle and it only took us six months!" The guest
|
|||
|
says, "What is so special about that? It doesn't look very
|
|||
|
difficult." The guys reply, "Well, the cover of the box said
|
|||
|
'3 to 5 years'."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Author unknown:
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
I walked into a pizza place down the street from where I use
|
|||
|
to live. I was with a friend and we could not decide what
|
|||
|
kind of pizza we wanted. We decided to get a half of one kind
|
|||
|
and half another. "Give us a large vegetarian pizza, but put
|
|||
|
pepperoni on half". The guy behind the counter VERY straight
|
|||
|
faced and quite serious asked: "Which half would you like the
|
|||
|
pepperoni on?" Without missing a beat, I said "The right
|
|||
|
half!" He wrote "Pepperoni on the right half" on the tag and
|
|||
|
handed it to the guy who makes the pizzas. That guy smiled a
|
|||
|
bit and proceeded to make us our pizza.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
About 20 minutes later they called my name. When I went to
|
|||
|
pick up the pizza I noticed that it was sitting so that the
|
|||
|
pepperoni was to my right but the counter person's left. I
|
|||
|
could not resist. I said "Hey, I wanted the pepperoni on the
|
|||
|
right side not the left side!" This taught me not to be such
|
|||
|
a smart ass in the future. The clerk, looking worried,
|
|||
|
grabbed the pizza and tossed it into the trash saying "Damn,
|
|||
|
I'm sorry, they must have made a mistake. We will make you
|
|||
|
another one right now!"
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
25 minutes later, I kept quiet and ate the pizza! My friend
|
|||
|
and I did laugh about it for quite some time. Especially when
|
|||
|
the clerk gave us each a free beer and said he was sorry for
|
|||
|
the mistake and that we had to wait!!!!
|
|||
|
- 35 -
|
|||
|
This piece of string walks into a bar, and says "Ouch!" He
|
|||
|
asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, we
|
|||
|
don't allow string in here. You'll have to leave." The
|
|||
|
string gets up and walks out. Later he decides to try it
|
|||
|
again. This time he ties himself in a knot around the middle
|
|||
|
and cuts the end of the string by his head. He goes back in
|
|||
|
the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, are you
|
|||
|
a string?" The string says "No,
|
|||
|
I'm a frayed knot."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
|
|||
|
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
|
|||
|
All the kings horses and all the kings men
|
|||
|
Said what the heck, its only an egg!
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
|
|||
|
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
|
|||
|
All the kings horses and all the kings men
|
|||
|
Had scrambled eggs for the next two weeks!
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
I just heard about a group of US tourists who came back from
|
|||
|
the Soviet Union. They visited Lenin's Tomb, which is one of
|
|||
|
the most important monuments in the Kremlin. Although the
|
|||
|
line was long, the foreigners were allowed to go to the front
|
|||
|
of the line. As they were allowed to enter, one 20 year old
|
|||
|
woman was not allowed to go in because she wore a short
|
|||
|
sleeved blouse. (It was in the summer) She couldn't figure
|
|||
|
out why such a rule existed.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Later on, she asked her travel guide about the rule, and was
|
|||
|
told that the Soviet constitution does not guarantee the
|
|||
|
right to bare arms.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Some from the 8th annual Ten-Best Stressed Puns competition:
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
A man discovered that a blood vessel on his wife's forehead
|
|||
|
would enlarge as the barometric pressure fell. He learned
|
|||
|
soon to predict rainstorms by observing her weather vein.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Mr. Greenjeans said to Mr. Bluejeans, "Me? I like to wake
|
|||
|
up with the rooster. How about you?"
|
|||
|
Mr. Bluejeans shook his head, "Naw, I prefer sleeping in my
|
|||
|
own bed."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
(Sung with Italian accordion music in the background.)
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
If you see a big eel,
|
|||
|
and his teeth are like steel,
|
|||
|
That's a Moray. (A Moray!)
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
If he's big and he's mean
|
|||
|
and he's slimy and green,
|
|||
|
That's a Moray. (A Moray)
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
When he's fanning his gills,
|
|||
|
Better head for the hills,
|
|||
|
That's a Moray. (A Moray!)
|
|||
|
- 36 -
|
|||
|
From a hole in the reef,
|
|||
|
He will bring you much grief,
|
|||
|
That's a Moray. (A Moray!)
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
The following was taken from the Internet humor news-group.
|
|||
|
Unfortunately, I do not have the author's name to give credit
|
|||
|
here:
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
SUBJECT: Service Interaction
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
A particularly insidious kind of sales call now appearing in
|
|||
|
several cities is one which is initiated by computer, and
|
|||
|
contains recorded questions by some mellifluous voice that
|
|||
|
requires answers in simple digits or "yes" and "no". A voice
|
|||
|
recognition circuit then processes your answers and asks
|
|||
|
further questions based on your former answers. The sales
|
|||
|
pitch is usually disguised as a survey of some kind. The
|
|||
|
despicable thing about these things is that they won't leave
|
|||
|
you alone. If you hang up, they will just call back again.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
One day my wife got a call from one of these computer
|
|||
|
systems, and her answering machine answered. The conversation
|
|||
|
that followed was hilarious, as it consisted of two machines
|
|||
|
talking to each other without having the slightest idea about
|
|||
|
what each other was saying. The conversation wound up in an
|
|||
|
endless loop, as follows:
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
[PHONE] *RING*
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
[ANSWERING MACHINE] "...At the tone, please give your
|
|||
|
message. BEEEEEP."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
[PHONE] "Hello. This is [company_name], and we are taking a
|
|||
|
telephone survey...when I ask a question, wait for the beep,
|
|||
|
then please speak plainly. I will repeat your answer back to
|
|||
|
you, and verify it. First, what is your phone number?
|
|||
|
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
(The answering machine, upon hearing the beep, got confused
|
|||
|
and thought it was a play-back command, and generated another
|
|||
|
beep in response.)
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
[ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
[PHONE] "Thank you! Your phone number was
|
|||
|
443-28347-47756-377764-22222. Is that correct?
|
|||
|
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
[ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
[PHONE] "Thank you! Do you have any children?
|
|||
|
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
[ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
[PHONE] Thank you! What is the age of your first child?
|
|||
|
BEEEEEEEEEEP."
|
|||
|
- 37 -
|
|||
|
[ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
[PHONE] "Your first child is 1,222 years old. Is that
|
|||
|
correct? BEEEEEP."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
[ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
[--------------- BEGIN ENDLESS LOOP ----------------]
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
[PHONE] "Thank you! Do you have any more children? BEEEEEEP."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
[ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
[PHONE] "Thank you! What is this child's age? BEEEP."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
[ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
[PHONE] "This child is 4,233 years old. Is that correct?
|
|||
|
BEEEEP."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
[ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
[---------------------END LOOP -----------------------]
|
|||
|
|
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My wife, upon noticing that the answering machine had been
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going for over half an hour, turned up the volume to find out
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what was going on. When she discovered this endless loop (by
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now she had over 200 children, all over 1,000 years old), she
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switched off the answering machine. The computer never called
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again.
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FUN FACTS
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The following is from my file of 'fun' and general facts.
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I add to this when I come across a magazine or newspaper
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article with something interesting or unique:
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Dave Kunst walked around the world in 4 1/2 years covering
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15,000 miles. He ended in Newport Beach, California in
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October 1974.
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Longest car in the world is in New York and costs $80,000. It
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has 2 sofas, TV, stereo, 2 fridges, bar and 3 phones. It's 27
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ft. long.
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The distance between the wingtips of a Boeing 747 is longer
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than the flight first made by the Wright Bros.
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Walter Diemer invented bubble gum in 1928. Everyone said the
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idea was crazy. When asked why bubble gum is pink he said,
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'It was the only coloring I had at the time.'
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Kangaroos received their names when Captain Cook's crew asked
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Australian aborigines what those strange creatures hopping
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about were. They answered, 'Kangaroo,' which means 'What are
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you saying?'
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- 38 -
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In 1978 a 37 year old man, Yukihoro Isa, climbed 12,388 Mount
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Fuji in 5 days. He was paralyzed from the waist down and did
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it in a one horsepower wheelchair.
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World's Longest Walk - He walked 19,019 miles in 7 years,
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from Tierra del Fuego in S. America to Alaska's shores.
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Some names of actual towns:
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Disco, Wisconsin - Waltz, Michigan
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Carefree, Arizona - Panic, Pennsylvania
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Normal, Illinois - Peculiar, Missouri
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Sunrise, Wyoming - Sunset, Louisiana
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Lively, Virginia - Drab, Pennsylvania
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Why, Arizona - Whynot, Mississippi
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Ball Ground, Georgia
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Baseline, Calif.
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Centerfield, Utah
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Diamond, Missouri
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Fence, Wisconsin
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Fly, Ohio
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Homer, Louisiana
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Pitcher, NY
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Sunfield, Michigan
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Umpire, Arkansas
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Elvis Presley's Favorite snack was a fried peanut butter and
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banana sandwich.
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Thomas Crapper - 1837 - 1910. A sanitary engineer who
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invented the valve-and-siphon arrangement that made the
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modern toilet possible.
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The busiest U.S. intersection: the junction of Interstate 10
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(Santa Monica Freeway) and Interstate 405 (San Diego
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Freeway). An average of 513,000 vehicles use it every day.
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NO. OF TELEPHONE POLLS IN US - AS OF 1989:
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Alabama - 435,266 Connecticut - 388,627 Idaho - 60,840
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Alaska - 394 (least) Delaware - 45,303 Illinois - 737,728
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Arizona - 167,202 D.C. - 17,458 Indiana - 522,940
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Arkansas - 164,141 Florida - 635,506 Iowa - 106,175
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California - 1,783,465 (most) Georgia - 426,207 Kansas - 166,145
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Colorado - 216,268 Hawaii - 140,675 Kentucky - 446,403
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Louisiana - 287,082 Ohio - 1,212,887
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Maine - 236,376 Oklahoma - 282,144
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Maryland - 341,271 Oregon - 168,630
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Massachusetts - 644,852 Pennsylvania - 1,275,520
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Michigan - 660,291 Rhode Island - 134,408
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Minnesota - 144,238 South Carolina - 171,615
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Mississippi - 260,717 South Dakota - 20,293
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Missouri - 533,598 Tennessee - 515,516
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Montana - 56,198 Texas - 1,290,977
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Nebraska - 60,590 Utah - 87,104
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Nevada - 75,190 Vermont - 141,997
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New Hampshire - 216,699 Virginia - 542,970
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New Jersey - 640,162 Washington - 366,826
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New Mexico - 84,918 West Virginia - 315,630
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New York - 1,469,917 (2nd most) Wisconsin - 231,594
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North Carolina - 403,983 Wyoming - 37,283
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North Dakota - 15,214
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Total - 19,387,333
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About 50 million hot dogs are consumed in the U.S. every day!
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Walter Nilson, on a dare from Robert "Believe It Or Not"
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Ripley, unicycled across the U.S. from New York City to San
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Francisco covering 3,306 miles in 117 days without falling
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once.
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Chief M.K.O. Abiola, the head of a tribe in Nigeria is a
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billionaire. He pays for the college education of any
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Nigerian who asks him.
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CAN'T COUNT
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In Cranston, R.I., Donald M. Thomas, 34, escaped in March
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after serving 89 days of a 90-day jail sentence for
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disorderly conduct and thus now faces up to 20 years in prison.
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Well, this is it! This is really the end of this file...
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(c) COPYRIGHT 1992. LOUIS PUCCIO. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. This file,
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FREEBIES 3.1, may be copied freely by anyone (EXCEPT onto
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electronic bulletin board systems) provided that no changes are
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made to this text file. Make as many copies as necessary. Price
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