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* An Unknown Human Being *
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* Presents *
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* "How To Rip Off The Fucking Cable Compnay" *
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* An Informational Text File From *
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* The Burnt Brain Society *
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* Screwing You Up Since 1991 *
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What You Need:
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A Video Cassette Recorder (VCR)
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Proceedure:
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Press REC on your VCR "BEFORE" you call the Pay-Per-View company and record all
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the way until the movie starts!
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NOTE: You are going to have to pay for the movie the first time you do it, but
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after you paid that one time you'll never have to pay again!
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Ok, Got It So Far? All you do is record whatever happens until the movie
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starts. Then take out the tape and label it "Cable Blast". Simple enough huh?
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Well, then when you want to get a movie on Pay-Per-View..but you dont want to
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pay simply go to your VCR and do this:
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Turn the VCR around so the back of it is facing you. You should see four holes
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(two for "Input" and two for "Output"). Ok, now here comes the good part! Take
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the cable from the "input" slot and put it in the "output" slot. Then take the
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cable that is going from the "output" slot and put it in the "input" slot of
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the cable box! Now put your "Cable Blast" tape in the VCR (make sure you re-
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wound it!) and put the cable box on the Pay-Per-View channel. Now play the
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fucking tape and you've got Pay-Per-View!
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How It Works:
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You see, when you call the cable company, it sends a Signal Shock (Or Blast)
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to your cable box, only your cable box will reconize a paticular blast. This
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turns on and off a switch saying if/if not you can watch pay per view. You
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are simply recording the 'Blast' or Signal Shock on your vcr and revercing the
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input with output to the cable box so the VCR is actually telling the cable
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box to turn that paticualr channel. EASY? Well, this can be done only to a
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PBX accessable box, so if you don't have that modern convience, tuff shit!
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You can also do this with HBO (Home Box Office), or any other premium channal
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supported by your cable company.. Here's what to do.. Call up HBO and ask them
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if you need to send your cable box in to get HBO (or any other channel), if
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they say that they can do it right there without you sending in your box then
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run over to your VCR and hit REC (Yes once more) and record the "Blast" they
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send you.. but make sure you tell them to do it now cus' it is showing
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something you can't miss! After you get the blast turn off the VCR and call
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with a lower voice saying that your son/daughter ordered it and wasn't
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supposed to. Then do that thing with the wires and shit (again!), and now you
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have the channel for free, or when you call the cable company back to cancel the
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order, diconnect the cable box for about two days to be sure, reconnect it, and
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then you're in buisness!
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Oh Yeah, don't forget to make sure that the cable box is on the channel they
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tell you, before you press REC, when ordering HBO (or any other station!)
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-The End
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