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## HT#003 <20><><EFBFBD>Zhit Axis Nation presents<74><73><EFBFBD> W () W ##
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## Grade: 95 How to Remove Zits \||/ ##
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## -Or just shit water || ##
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## Written by: Creature of Prometheus _/ \_ ##
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## Dated: 6/10/91 ##
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## Greet(s) to: EightBall and <20><>, ZANists!, and all who are reading this... ##
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## ##
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## Ying Yang BBS The Baron's Bistro FuNHouse BBS ##
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## ZAN Promised Land ZAN Mosque#001 ZAN Mosque#002 ##
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## SysOp: CoP SysOp: The Baron SysOp: Erasmus ##
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Disclaimer: This is for educational, destructional, and anarchial purposes..
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If anything happens to you, I AM responsible... But remember I KNOW where you
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LIVE! You can distribute this in any way (ZIP, by hand), but DO NOT EDIT
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THIS file! If you happen to pull out your EDIT prog and work on this, PLEASE
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leave the opening screen, and add your additions at the end of the file...
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]------------------------------------------------------------------------------[
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Many of you have those ugly pimples (ZITS) pop up 4-5 days before
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Prom/Date/SEX! There are many useless or weak products out there, which
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TRY to work on your face, but don't. So here are my solutions to this dilemma!
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There are 2 ways I can think of: 1) buying an Industrial Size of
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OXY 69 and mutilate your face or 2) follow my simple directions. There is a
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thing called Antibiotics. These things KILL bacteria obviously! Fortunately,
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your zits are fully made up of bacteria. So here is my formula of clearing up
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that face/back/chest/*ss...
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ZANy Zit Zapper
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2 pills of 250mg Antibiotics (cefuroxime axetil)
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-2 for each day... so 3 days = 6 pills
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-where to find this?? Look into your
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medicine cabinet... These babies are
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everywhere.
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-or go to the store to buy some... ask the counter for
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help (NO, THEY ARE NOT ILLEGAL!)
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Water
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Wash of face/back/chest/*ss!
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You need to take one every 12 hours... It fully clears up the face
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until medication is stopped. HOWEVER, there is only ONE drawback. After 2-3
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days of straight use, you might diarrhea (shit water!) because the AB is killing
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you stomach bacteria! Well, have phun at the prom with your NEWLY klean face!
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Creature of Prometheus
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Zhit Axis Nation (C)1991
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(Sh-IT Axe-sis Ney-shun)
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[------]
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Ying Yang BBS [Experience "Life in Hell"] (???) PRI-VATE
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|HUB of <20><>|ZAN Promised Land|Sysop: Creature of Prometheus (yours truly!)
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The Baron's Bistro BBS [708] 869-1501 <1200-2400>
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|ZAN Mosque #001|Sysop: The Baron
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The FunHouse BBS [708] FIND-OUT <2400-HST>
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|ZAN Mosque #002|<7C><> Hub|Sysop: Erasmus
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Greet(s) to: EightBall and the whole <20><> crew, Pumpin Pete, and you people who
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are reading this!! hi mom!
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