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The History of Phido Phreaks
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By Double Helix
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(Dedicated to anyone who gives a fuck.)
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In the beginning God created modems.
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And the 616 area was void and without form, and the void and the darkness was
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upon the face of the 616 area. And God said "Let there be an elite hack/phreak
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BBS in the 616 area that has 10 megs, 1200/300 baud, and online games. And let
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this BBS be called Thieve's World." And so, it was Thieve's World and God saw
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that it was good. But, the Lord of Darkness was by God's side, casting dross
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into the forge, and flawing all of God's creations. And God looked upon Thieve's
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world and saw that it had less than nothing for built in security, and losers
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and geeks of all shapes and forms were permitted to rampage freely through the
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board. And God picked one of his most trusted angels,the highest in his echelon,
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and appointed him to be the sysop of Thieve's World. And the sysop implemented
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many security mesures, and voice validated all users, making sure that no one
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with a voice over 2600 hz would be allowed upon the board. And the sysop both
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created and acquired many new features, among them online games, an additional
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meg of storage, and thereby improved the board. And God looked again upon the
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board and saw that it was good.
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But, The Lord of Darkness with evil intent created a new type of loser. And
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this user was called "The Master of Bullshit". And The Masters of Bullshit
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were fruitful and multiplied and spread throughout the area, until the sysop
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and even God were unsure as who to give access to the board.
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But God, in his infinite wisdom, gathered together his most trusted angels
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and to each of them imparted a fraction of his wisdom. And these angels, armed
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with knowledge of the forbidden arts known as hacking and phreaking, joined the
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sysop in his fight, drove out the losers, whipping them and casting stones upon
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them, and made Thieve's World totally private. And these angels banded
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together and made an organization and called themselves Phido Phreaks. And God
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blessed them, and bade them prosper, and together they wrote g-philes, acquired
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accounts on the best boards ever. And among these were the Metal Shop Triad,
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Stronghold East Elite, and The Radio Station. And so they prospered for close
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to a year. But the Lord of Darkness knew the weakness of Thieve's World, and
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that weakness was the overwelming cheapness of the sysop's father. And so the
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Lord of Darkness and all his devils gathered together their power and caused
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mechanical failure in the auto answer circuit of the Thieve's World modem. And
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though the sysop begged and pleaded, the money could not be found to replace
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the circuit. And The Lord of Darkness looked upon his work, and laughed like a
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motherfucker.
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But the sysop had a ace up his sleeve and that was his knowledge of other
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phreaks across the country. And though the Lord of Darkness strove and
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struggled with all his might, sending powerful devils in the form of John
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Maxwell and Atlanta Bell Security he could not prevent Phido Phreaks from
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flourishing on other boards. And so, despite all the Lord of Darkness'
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efforts, Phido Phreaks grew and flourished. And they did write many more files
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and were even mentioned in Phrack World News. And God looked upon all his work
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and saw that it was good.
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Seriously though folks:
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Phido Phreaks is an elite Hack/Phreak group that was formely located on the
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Thieve's World BBS. The members are not dictated by computers or age. We vary
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from Apples to Model 100's to DEC Rainbows and age varies from 15 to 22.Together
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we have written about 120 or so files varying in subject matter from Cartoon
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Theme Songs to Building a Junction Box. Since the death of Thieve's World we
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have switched home BBSes many times. Soon 2 new boards will be up under the
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Phido Phreaks banner including: AmigaNet Prime, an incredible system with
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software programmed by Mad Hacker of Phido Phreaks and The ??InSaNiTy ZoNe??
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Private AE 1200/300 10 megs.
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PHido PHreaks are:
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Mad Hacker (616)/Thomas Covenant/Double Helix/Silver Ghost/The Daemon (616)
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& Midnight Maniac
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