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phait94
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textpak3
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This shit written on: 08/16/94 in a suburban house
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in Oklahoma City, OK, by a punk ass kid (me) who likes
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to fuck with people for fun. Enjoy it.
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Whaz up guys! Coming to ya from the Green Day HQ!!
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(Ya, my fav. band man.. gotta do a plug) BUY
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their FUCKING CD's MAN!! THeY RuLE!!!
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anyway... enuff of that.. getting down to bizness..
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I'll do this step by step.. cuz I belive even if you're
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stupid, the phone company is stupider. And EVERYONE
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deserves phree phone kallz.
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Step (1)
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Call 1-800-344-4539
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Request to order a 33-Memory Tone Dialer
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(if they ask which model, say the OLDEST one)
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This requires a Kredit Kard I belive. In this case
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find a neat little program called Credit Master
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(CMASTER.ZIP). This will generate Kredit Kardz for
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you. Get a credit checker (ez 2 find) and run the
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generated card thru that. it will tell you what
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kind of card you have. NOTE: Exp. Date, and
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card holderz name does NOT matter. It will work.
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If it doesn't, then just fucking pay for it man!
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And CALL FROM A PAY PHONE! (If you use a fake card
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send it to an EMPTY house!!) If you send it do your
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own house, then your a fucking duech bag who needs
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to find a god damned clue.
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Bottom line: You'll be FUCKED!
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Questions about step #1.
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Q: "Why not just buy the one at Radio Shack?"
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A: "Because the one now available at Radio Shack has
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been modified so that it can no longer have it's
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present crystal replaced with the 6.55mhz crystal.
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Q: "Is that a porn line?"
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A: "Call and find out, shithead."
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Step (2)
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Go to Radio Shack.
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Step (3)
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At Radio Shack, tell them you want to order a crystal.
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The person will pull out a big fat book of products
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and product numbers. Tell him you want a 6.5536Mhz
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or 6.5Mhz crystal. He will take your home address, and
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phone number. Give the info to him, and in about a week
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give or take, you'll get your crystal in the mail.
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Step (4)
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By now, you should have also received your 33-Memory
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Tone Dialer. Open it up. (BE CAREFULL!!) It is
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very easy to disconnect the speaker wires which are
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a HUGE pain to reconnect. View REDBOX.GIF (Included
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in this phile) to show you exactly which peice to
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sauder off. (this means you need a SAUDERING IRON!)
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Once the piece is off, sauder on the crystal you
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received in the mail.
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Step (5)
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The new crystal is larger than the one you took out
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of the dialer. This may result in the dialer not
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closing all the way. This is no matter. As long as it
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is saudered on correctly. Put tape around the dialer to
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secure it. (if you haven't figured out by now, you
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need batteries to make it work) Read the instruction
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manual that came with the dialer. It will tell you
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there how to store numbers. Simply store the following
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sequence: *****
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That's the * key on the dialer 5 times in a row.
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Now when you switch it to dial, you'll hear a series
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of 5 quick beeps. That is your 'quarter'.
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Step (6)
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For you fucks out there who can't figure out how to use
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it on the payphone herez how.
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Pick up the phone.
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Dial 1+[Area Code]+[Number]
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A recording will prompt you for your money.
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Put the speaker of the dialer firmly against the part
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of the phone you talk IN to. Press your programmed key
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that emmits the 5 beeps, 10 times. that's $2.50
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10 minutes into your conversation, the operator will
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prompt you for more money. Simply hit the key 10 times!
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Note: If you get a real operator, DO NOT worry. She
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is as fucking stupid as you are and won't know
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what's up. (She uses a computer to tell if you
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put in money) Just do the process above and
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she'll THANK you for using her fucking company!
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Damn right you USED them.. ;)
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This shit spewed from the twisted mind of:
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The DiGiTAL ANARCHiST
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[PHAiT '94]
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---====} For more philez like this find my boards number and NUP {====---
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Editors Notes: My pal Digital Anarchist looked over a few things.
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first of all, the 33 mem tone dialer from radio shit (yes, the new one)
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CAN have the crystals replaced...its just a pain in the ass to do...his
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method is better. Also, crystals can also be obtained thru a company
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called Digi Key. they can be reached at 1-800-DIGI-KEY. Also...phait
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did not do that gif, we take no credit for it, i did however draw a
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quick pcx of the new tone dialer, hope its helpfull. ok...later.
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-<2D>lagg [editor in cheif]
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=8-Q
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