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The \ /orks BBS presents a saga of uzer stupidity:
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/> <\ \/\/
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\/ ___> : Compiled on 2/26/87 around noon :
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\____/omments from Hell
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Hey there. This J. P. Scott, of The Works BBS, at (914)-[238]-8195. This file
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represents what I think are the real "Winner" comments sent to me in the year
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between Feb. `86-`87. I have not changed these comments at all except to erase
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the names of the people who posted them, to avoid embarrasment and lawsuits.
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Now, I'm not indicating that I believe that all these individuals are stupid.
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Many of them were validated in spite of their comments, and some continue to be
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users. Perhaps the person wasn't in the best or clearest of moods when they
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wrote the comment. But from the context as I see them, they look funny. I
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have created this textfile so that people can enjoy what SysOps get in their
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Comments File.
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- Enjoy. Seriously.
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Last time I called this bbs, I vaguely remember it as to be a RBBS.
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Is this true? If soo, which do you like better, Rbbs of PC-Board?
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(=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\)
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URIKA!?!?!?!!!
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B00G? B00G! B00g? B00g!!! B00g!!! B00g!!!
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Hi Honey, I'm Home!
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Anyway, What the Fuck is going on?
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I leave for college Friday, Give me a call and I will give you my number
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there, since the phone is going to be installed Thursday!
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Oh Well, I am home!
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Have fun, and Remember:
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When CUTHUTHULU Calls, He calls collect and you better NOT refuse the
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charges! (Why?)
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BECAUSE CUTHUTHULU is the Aztec God of Evil!
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Have a nice day, before some asshole louses it up!
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Sonofabitch! I like this. B-BS's are getting to serious these days.
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Maherbani, et yn er bandar, and Good Byte
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JASON, HOW DO YOU TURN OFF GRAPHICS?
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Jason,
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I WANT TO CHANGE MY LOGIN NAME??? HOW?? & WHERE???
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Jason, can I PLEEEEASE fuck with Seth's status? PLLEEEEEEEAAAASSSEEE? I
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can get K.T. to fuck you if you want...
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(=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\)
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This is a nice system. I gave you my real #, so Please Validate me.
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B00g! Answer you Dweeb!
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Jay what happened to terror ferret isnt she a SysOp?
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I would like to use my handle, "THE WRESTLER". Where's the PARAMETERS?
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My computer is set at 80. I have a C64 and it should be set at 40.
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(=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\)
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THANKS FOR THE MAMARIES
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HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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C/R
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jay your are so sweet you should try being a baby-sitter.........
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Am Iright r what
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wwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeenneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttttttttttttttttttttt
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ttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!
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Jason, exactly why did you kick me off?
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Hello Jason.
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Lets go METS
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Jason, when are you going to start switching software?
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(=\\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\)
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Dear Sir. I am a lonely hobo in the far reaches of upper Orange county.
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Most people cant bear to look at me because most of my face was torn
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off in a mining accident. the only way i have of communicating with
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others is through this modem i found. i wired it to a home made
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computer. Emulates a C-64, y'know. Heh Heh He. Well, partner, how
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about it? Thats a good sport.....
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Hi J
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ason, I bet you can't guess who I am.... Ha Ha Ha. I've lost my
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list of Amiga BBS's and I think I'm going to cry. This is really neat ,
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thanks alot for lending me it, if you ever need to blow up a small
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country I'll be more than willing to LEND you some small thermo-nuclear
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devices. (But I'll expect them back in good condition.)
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_______________________________
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| Down with commie velcro!!!! |
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| Up with good old AmericaN |
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| shoelaces. /
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\ Those commies have a plot/
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\to take over us and we /
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\gotta stop dem udder- /
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\wize dere gonna ru
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\in ouwa kuntwe /
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\help! da walls /
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\iz clodzing /
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\in on me! /
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\Poof/
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\ /
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***
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*.*
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Remember Velcro Man will save the day.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhH!!!!!
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Poof! BANG! Pop! Pow!
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B00G!
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White.Box and Aqua.Box Don't work!!!!
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Have a nice day!
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I done got me a 130!
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HOW CAN I REGISTER I THINK THIS BOARD IS A DEFINITE RELEIF OR RELAESE
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FROM THE WORLD OF SANITY---- DON'T LET THE MEAT LOAF !!!!!
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I am schmrt, old, and funny.
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Whats The good morning for its only 3:00am hell the partyz just
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begun
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becuase
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The only reason that I can think of to let me in is that I was once
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in a band named FROGWIRE (15 yrs back), whose mascot was a 53 lb
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mudfodder treefrog, imported from the Amazon. The frog enjoyed the
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music most when it soared above the 130 decibel (Lear jet engine, full
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throttle, 2 inches from your head) range, since at this level frog
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nirvana was achieved.
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I AM A TRUE PERSON AND WILL TRY TO
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CONTRIBUTE TO THIS BBS. I HAVE AE
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AND I HOPE TO USE IT IN ANY WAY
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POSSIBLE. WELL CHECK YA LATER. I MA
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OFF TO THE SKIES!!
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1. I program at the ROM-BIOS level.
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2. I have a negative sanity index.
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3. See two above.
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Have programs to upload.
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Interested in Comm. programs
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HEY MAN THERE IS BOARD OUT IT IS MY BASEMENT NODE 1 BUT YOU MUST FIRST
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PUSH ENTER THEN TYPE USEROK THEN YOU WILL BE IN.. LOTS OF FUN
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I AM INTERESTED IN THE EXCHANGE OF IDEAS AND INFO. WITH PEOPLE
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OUT OF MY GEOGRAPHIC AREA.. I WILL ALSO PROVIDE YOU WITH
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A COUPLE OF DISKS WORTH OF SOFTWARE.
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MARK ZIDEL
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HEY DUDE , IM COOL SO WHAT ABOUT SOME ACCESS!! THANKS MAN!! LATER DAZE!!
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THE CORNDOG
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I would just like to know when I try to logon you never let me in?
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I most likely won't be able to read your answer, because of ......
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ACCESS DENIED!! WHY? WHY? Have II done somthing wrong??
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please tell me, so I can learn from my errors. Maybe I could help you
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I know Francais very well and could help you translate............
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thank you,
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Access Denied
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FUCK YOU JASON I WILL KILL YOU AND THAT HOMOSEXUAL FERRET. I NOW KNOW OF
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ONE PLACE WHERE YOU ARE ALWAYS ON TIME FOR.. YOU ARE DEAD MEAT I WILL
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LET YOU FIND OUT WHO I AM..... BUT BY THEN IT WILL BE TOO LATE FOR ANY
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HELP. MY FRIENDS THINK I'M CRAZY BUT THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE
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A DICK AND SHOULD BE KILLED FOR HUMANITY SAKE. THERE IS ABSOLUTLY
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NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO PREVENT YOUR ONSLAUGHT SO SAY YOUR GOODBYE'S FOR
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ONE DAY SOON YOU SHALL DIE... IT WILL NOT BE A GOOD YEAR FOR YOUR
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FRIENDS BUT I KNOW YOUR PARENTS WOULD PROBABLY THANK
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ME...................KISS OFF HOMO............FOR THE END IS NEAR!!!!!!
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BECAUSE HE IS A
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MOTHER FUCKING DICK WHO GOES TO......
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HGHS!!!!!
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AND HE'S DEAD MEAT!!!!!
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AND I WILL EAT THAT FERRET FOR LUNCH!!!!!
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LISTEN FUCKHEAD I KNOW FOR A FACT YOU WATCH YOUR FATHER UNDRESS AND
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ENJOY IT... ALL HOMOS WILL DIE AND I WILL SET A EXAMPLE WITH YOU AND TO
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ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS....NAH YOU DON'T HAVE THEM
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LATER COCKSUCKER ALIAS DICKBEATH
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P.S CAN I HAVE ACCESS NOW?????
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YOUR MOTHER GIVES HEAD TO NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IS IT TRUE YOUR FATHER IS A CROSS BETWEEN A BEAGLE AND A BLACK
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???????????
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HINT WHO I AM #1:I HATE YOU
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#2:I GO TO YOUR SCHOOL AND THE MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE
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THINK YOU ARE A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL.
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#3:I HAVE HAIR
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#4:238-42?? DO I KNOW WHAT THE LAST TWO DIGITS ARE??
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STAY TUNED FOR MORE NEXT TIME BOYS AND FAGGOTS
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IS IT TRUE YOU GAVE IT TO KARL MARX(ALIAS MR. LIDDY) UP THE ANAL
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PASSAGE. I WOULD NOT TEND TO DIFF, YOU PROBABLY DID DICK HIM.
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Why is it so hard to logon to "The Works"
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I AM STILL HERE DICKBREATH I WILL HAVE YOUR HOUSE NUMBER BY TONIGHT,
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SLLEP TIGHT DEAD MEAT, YOU MAY THINK I AM KIDDING BUT I WOULD NOT WASTE
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MY TIME IF I WAS FUCKING AROUND, YOU PISSED ME OFF, YOU WILL PAY FOR
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IT....
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DUH, PLZ LET ME BE A USER SO i KIN UPLOAD HAIKU AND OTHER GOOD STUFF.
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JASON,
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I WOULD LIKE TO BECOME A MEMBER OF THIS BOARD IF POSSIBLE...I HAVE U/L
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SOMETHING AND MORE WILL FOLLOW IF I BECOME A MEMBER...
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THANKS..
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YOU SHOULD LET ME BECOME A USER BECAUSE I AM BRIGHT,AND CREATIVE, NOT
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TO MENTION VERY CUTE. WHEN I LOOK AT A BBS I LOOK FOR A BOARD WHICH
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PEOLPLE SEEM TO BE SERIOUS BUT YET WANT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
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I have met the enemy, and I have vomitted. Ask not, I say, why you
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should let me become a user, but why I should choose to spend my hard
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earned telecommunications quarters calling you. Besides, I'm bigger
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than you. So there!
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Jason,
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I just want to ask if you have had any trouble with
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the feds or anything concerning this board? I feel
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the same way about info...
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Let me know how to protect
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myself against this.......
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These files Kick Ass!
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I'm putting some of
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my own together....
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will send soon!!!!!
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CAN I PLEASE HAVE ACCESS PLEASE I AM INTO COMPUTERS. WHAT ELSE DO YOU
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NEED FROM ME? I CAN DONATE MONEY. UH, I HAVE AN APPLE II COMPUTER WITH A
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HAYES 1200 MODEM. I HAVE BEEN INTO COMPUTERS FOR A YEAR NOW AND HAVE
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CALLED MANY BOARDS IN FLORIDA HERE. I AM TRYING ONE IN NEW YORK NOW.
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Please give me security level 99999. I just uploaded CALIXTO.ARC.
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Thanks.........
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I WENT THROUGH THIS CRP A FEW WEEKS AGO...YOU GAVE ME 90 MINUTES THEN...
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YOUR BBS AIN'T THAT GREAT, "JASON" (NOTICE THE<48> """ YOU FOOL,...)
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SO TAKE YOUR 900 TEXT FILES AND PLACE THEM...
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WE ALMOST FORGOT,...YOUR BBS WAS DOWN WHEN WE REALLY NEEDED YOU...
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AND THIS CRAP IS TOO MUCH TO BEAR...
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"JASON"???...YOU WISH!....
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WE KNOW BETTER.
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STICK YOUR STUPID BOARD, ASSHOLE.
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HIJAS<41>KON,
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kI'M THE <20>YSOP OF THEk<45>MOT<4F>qER BOARD IN NEWTON,;<3B>KANSA<53>.
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I WOULD LIKE TO GET SOME OF YOUR TEXT FILES FOR MY BOARD.
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HOW<EFBFBD> DO I GET DOWNLOA<4F>oD P<><50>RIVILEDGIES?
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B00G B00g B0OG B0Og B0oG B0og BO0G BO0g BOOG BOOg BOoG BOog Bo0G Bo0g
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BoOG BoOg BooG Boog b00G b00g b0OG b0Og b0oG b0og bO0G bO0g bOOG bOOg
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bOoG bOog bo0G bo0g boOG boOg booG boog B00G B00g B0OG B0Og B0oG B0og
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BO0G BO0g BOOG BOOg BOoG BOog Bo0G Bo0g BoOG BoOg BooG Boog b00G b00g
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b0OG b0Og b0oG b0og bO0G bO0g bOOG bOOg bOoG bOog bo0G bo0g boOG boOg
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booG boog
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Keyboard macros are great, huh?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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(.) (.)
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^
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STUD MUFFIN THE INVICIBLE!!!!!
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I am willing to share knowledge!
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Would appreciate DL power!
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YOU ARE WRONG, MR. SCOTT. (Y) RULE NUMBER ONE IS NO POSTING CREDIT CARD
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NUMBERS. MY APPLE PROGRAM CAN MAKE SMALL CASE BUT I DONT LIKE IT THAT
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WAY. WAIT...HERES MOM!
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Now listen here...my son is a good boy. You just ley him be a user or
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else I might get mad! Crusty is a good boy and you deny him access and
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he gets beaten up all the time. Just be nice to him for once!
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THANK YOU MOM. WELL, LISTEN TO HER, SHE KNOWS WHAT SHES TALKING ABOUT!
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OH, I LIKE COMPUTERS. CAN I BE A SYSYOP? I WOULD BE GOOD TO YOU SYSTEM!
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WHO IS DONNA? I LIKE THE NAME DONNA. THATS THE NAME OF MY PET
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COCKAROACH!
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HI MR. SCOTTY. ITS ME, CRUSTY!
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PLEASE GIVE ME ACCESS I'LL BE GOOD. I PROMISE!
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MY FATHER IS WATCHING ME EVERY TIME I SIGN ON NOW SO YOU KNOW I'M NOT
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GOING TO DO NO BAD STUFF LIKE WRITEING "MR. SCOTTY IS GAY!!!!"
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KASJDF7LKA...SORRY DAD. HE JUST HIT THE KEYBOARD! HE'S MAD I WROTE THAT!
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CAN I BE A SYSOP TOO? THIS BOARD NEEDS ME BECAUSE COMPUTERS ARE MY LIFE!
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YEA!
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I'M A GOOD BOY AND I PICKED A BETTER NAME NOW. WHY WONT YOU LET ME HAVE
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ACCESS. I SHOULD BE A SYSOP ! I HAVE WHAT IT TAKES IF YOU DO!!!! JUST A
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BIT OF HUMOR. MY MOTHER IS LAUGHING WRITE NOW! I'LL SEND YOU SOME
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MONOPOLY MONEY!!!! I'LL SEND YOU FREE HARDWARE!!!!! I HAVE AN EXTRA 2400
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BAUD MODEM, BUT SINCE YOU DONT WANT ME ON THE BOARD, I'LL HAVE TO GIVE
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IT TO THE SYSOP OF COPS BBS HERE IN FLORIDA!
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SAVE
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SAVE
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SAVE
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SACVE
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SVA
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ESAVE
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/C
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SAD
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WHA
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HELP JASON !!!!!HELP ME!!!!!HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYOU
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ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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JASON-I WAS WONDERING WHAT THE PRIVATE
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CONF[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[D[
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D[D[D[D[D[D[D
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IWAS WONDERING I COULD GET INTO THE ELITE CONF.
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THANKS
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MARK
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ACKPPHIT!
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ill see you at somepoint on Monday!
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HI JASON! I HAVE SOME PROGRAMS THAT YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN.
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HOWEVER YOU MAY NEED A PROGRAM CALLED SNATCHIT.. I AM NOT A LAW
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ENFORCEMENT OFFICER, JUST A PIRATE.
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THANKS
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I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW HOW I CAN DOWNLOAD SOME OF YOUR FILES. I SEE A
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COUPLE OF FILES THAT CAN BE USEFULL TO ME BUT I NEED A CLEARENCE TO
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DOWNLOAD THEM. WHAT DO YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME AND MY SYSTEM TO GET A
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CLEARENCE?
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JASON: OLD BUDDY OLD FRIEND!!!(BUTTERING UP)HOW DO I GET A MEMBERSHIP
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IN THE FRIENDS OF JASON CONF.
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I AM STILL TRYING TO DOWNLOAD A FILE BUT CAN'T. WHAT IS THE REASON? I
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DON'T NEED TO CALL LONG DISTANCE JUST TO LOOK AT THE FILES YOU HAVE ON
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YOUR BOARD. WHAT IS THE PROCEEDURE FOR GAINING ACCESS TO YOUR FILES? I
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AM INTERESTED IN THE FILE "CANNABIS.ANA". THANK YOU. IF I AM NOT GOING
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TO BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD AS WELL AS UPLOAD THEN I WISH TO CANCEL .
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I WAS A USER ON THIS BOARD BEFORE. NOW I'M NOT COULD YOU PUT ME BACK.
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MY FATHER DIDN'T LET ME USE THE COMPUTER FOR SIX MONTHS. COULD YOU ALSO
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TELL ME I WAS TAKEN OFF
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BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO
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What the hecks up??? Lose your USERS file?
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I JUST NEED THREE FILES. ADVENTUR.ADV ARCHON.APP ENCHANT.ADV
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CAN I BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD HERE. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
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got's to go before i turn my phone bill into a roll of toilet paper!!
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we be back with more stuff when the rates go down..hope some of my
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material is new to your board.
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GAWD!!! 430 k ARC'S BYTES I AM HUMBLED!!!
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may have to sell the computer to pay the phone bill byt owl be bock!
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ps if you should call on my voice line don't be put off by the ans,
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machine. Because I have been bothered to abstraction by an unending
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stream of calls from used woman parts salesman, i have stopped answering
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it. However, i do call back.
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