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* The Alaskan Trade Center *
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* 1200 AE/BBS, 40 megs *
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* (312) 251-0485 *
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// "The Jew File" //
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// Jolly*Roger //
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// //\\//eon ||<<nights & //\\//\\etal <<omm. //
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The Jewish race is a very strange one, indeed. They are short, ugly and
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pretty damn arrogant when it comes to things; especially money. Why this is,
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nobody really knows. I am writing this file so that all you non(fuckin)Jews
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will know how to spot one, offend them, and not let them 'Jew' you out of
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things.
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How to spot one:
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Fuckin Jews always have big noses. This is because air is free, and I
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guess they figure they might as well hog it the same way they do with money
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and bakeries. They are generally short, this being so they can quickly
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spot and retrieve any loose change they spnt on the street. Why do
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you think they were in the desert for forty years?? Jews always drive big
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cars- BMWs, Mercedes, Cadillacs(Yes, they do have a little nigger runnin
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through there vains!), Mark VIIs, etc... This is so they look bigger than
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they actually are(Its funny how short people always try to look big), but you
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can't blame them, afterall it must be tough not growing to be older than a 12
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year old. When you do spot a Jew (usually at a bank, bakery, a beauty shop,
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jewelry shops, hotels; anyplace that BIG money is involved!) threaten him and
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destroy him at once. You ask why?? Because if you don't kill the dirty Jewbag,
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he will most likely start one of those Goddamn Jewish leagues in your town.
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If he gets that far, there are a few things you can do. 1) Leave town
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2) Be a man, join the Klan! or 3) Burn the whole fuckin Jewish place down!
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My personal favorite is #2. Thats because you usually have some high local
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government officials in the KKK. They're pretty helpful legally when one of
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the douche bag Jew lawyers try to go to court against you.
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How to annoy them:
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Annoying Jews is quickly becoming a sport more than just a thing you do when
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bored. A good way to get them pissed is to call them up out of the fone book
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(There easy to spot names make it simple- Goldstein, Goldwater, Goldberg,
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just about anything that ends in 'stein', 'water','berg', or 'man' will be
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a Fuckin Jew. When you finally spot a Jew in the fone book, be sure to
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give them a call and ark them if they want to give a donation to the Egyptian
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Weaponry Fund. If you really hate the bastards, then card them a couple sides
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of Pork. I'm sure they'll enjoy it to the fullest!! Another thing you can do
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to fuck up a Jew is steal his cap and put a little propeller on it. That'll
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really get his heart pumping, he may even try to pick a fight with you. Not
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to worry! There so small that they can hardly reach your face anyway. Just give
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them a good hit on there little melonheads. Oh, and also make sure that you
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give a good, hard kick in the Balls to ensqre that no future Jewbags can be
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produced(Afterall, were trying to rid the earth on this punishment bestowed
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on us from God).
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Jews usually live in big houses, in rich neighborhoods near other Jews.
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Its kinda like a little village of Jews. This is good because this means that
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they are all in one place, so you don't have to travel far to kill them all.
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A good time to visit a Jew is one of his fucked up holidays while he's
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worshipping. That way, he won't make trouble because of it being so sacred to
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his money-hungry little heart! Pay him a complement, like 'Hey, Goldberg,
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Happy Yom Kippur!' The little Jew will probly become very enraged, not to
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worry, just do as I said above(And kick him in the balls!).
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Another way to get him riled is to make fun of that faggot six pointed star
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they always worship, that'll really get them kickin!
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Tips to about Jews:
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Jews always have Big noses
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Jews always wear dark sunglasses(to hide half of there nose so it'll look
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normal)
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Jews always own stores, unless there a Lawyers in which case they own a law
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firm.
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Jews always are short
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Jews are always rich
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Jews always live in big houses
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Jews always go to private schools
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Jews are always little geeks that grow up to be bigger, full grown ones
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50% of the Jewish population in the U.S. lives in New York City.
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40%<25>of the above 50% own a Deli
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The remaining 10% in N.Y.C. get Bagels and Loxs at a discount so they can
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eat it in there Lawyer offices.
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The other 50% that live in the U.S. live in big cities such as Detroit and
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Chicago(Do you know ANYBODY jewish that lives in Wyoming??)
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Its getting late, so I think I'll end it right here, but if I get enough
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response, I'll probly write a second file.
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If you feel offended in any way by this file, then good, because it
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was ment to offend the Jewish race, so fuck off die!
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I'd like to thank the following for inspiration and shit like that:
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The Blade, The /Outland/,<2C>The Metallian, Zandar Zan, Aerosmith,
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The KKK, The Nazi's(For killing most of them off before I was born),
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St. Pauli Girl brewery(for the refreshments!), and the U.S. Bong Co.
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Call up these boards when you get a chance:
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The MetalWorks...................313/663-8103.....PW/Rape....300/1200
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The Metal AE.....................201/879-(666)8...PW/Kill..3/12...4 Drives
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Milliways........................609/921-1994.....10meg/AE/BBS/CF......
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Metalland I West................503/538-0761.....10meg/AE/BBS/CF......
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(k) 1986 Neon Knights- Anybody changes the author's name or fucks with this
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file is will be punished by death or a living hell!
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Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm)
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845
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Rat Head Ratsnatcher 510-524-3649
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 415-567-7043
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102
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