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<> What Idiots Do..... <>
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<> By THE BLADE <>
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<> A Neon Knight Presentation <>
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<> Inspired by: <>
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<> "real pirates don't" <>
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Seeing the 'real pirates don't' file, I saw that a few things were missing,
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mosly about what 'assholes do'. If over %50 of this following file pertains to
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you....I wood get out of the Pirating business untill you have reserected a new
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personallity.
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<:><:><:> What Idiots Do <:><:><:><:>
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Idiots hang up on a SYSOP when they answer the phone.
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Idiots hang up when a SYSOP breaks in to see who they are.
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Idiots call AE's and download 100 programs and when the SYSOP wants a new ware
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that they have, they want something in return.
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Idiots crash AE's and BBS's (only crashing a system is ok when the sysop is an
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Idiot or the system really sucks.)
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Idiots dont know where the DOS is located on a disk.
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Idiots stay in on friday and saturday nights because they have no friends.
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Idiots call BBS's and AE's from 9 am untill 11 pm because they have nothing
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better to do.
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Idiots threaten to blow up your system with a "yellow & black box".
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Idiots listen to the TOP 40.
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Idiots get all A's on their report card...and are very upset with a 'B'.
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Idiots call the same ae every 2 hours to see if there are any new wares.
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Idiots have pulse dial phones.
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Idiots dont know how much an '800' call costs.
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Idiots USALLY (there are exceptions) have MM//e's, Networker, promethus, or
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other modems that stink.
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Idiots buy ss/sd disks for $32 a box.
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Idiots usally have Television sets for a monitor.
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Idiots name theirselves after dumb animals: THE CAT, THE WAREZWOLF, THE PINK
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PANTHER, (PUT OTHER ASSHOLES HERE)
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Idiots have never touched a girl in their life.
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Idiots live in towns with the population thats under 500.
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Idiots wear 'parachute pants'.
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Idiots dont play sports.
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Idiots have never used an Illegal substance in their life.
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Idiots use handles that are over 3 words long.
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Idiots think krackowcitz is still around.
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Idiots have daisy wheel printers.
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Idiots dont have a phone next to their computer.
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Idiots use their real name instead of a handle.
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Idiots have hours on their systems.
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Idiots don't own their computer.
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Idiots only have 48 k.
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Idiots pay to get their modem installed.
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Idiots like Tina Turner, New Edition, Cindy Lapur, Michael Jackson, Prince,
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and The Pointer Sisters.
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Idiots are Idiots.....
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I've been wanting to get that off my chest for a long while. And dont forget,
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not everyone is perfect. So if more than 50 percent of this file appilies to
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you.....Get A REAL life.
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()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
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Look for Idiots ][ coming soon to an ae near you.
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Call the Metal Catsend-
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201-879-6668 Indvidual passwords
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()()()(- A Neon Knight Release -)()()()
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X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X
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Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm)
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845
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Rat Head Ratsnatcher 510-524-3649
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 415-567-7043
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102
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Specializing in conversations, obscure information, high explosives,
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arcane knowledge, political extremism, diversive sexuality,
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insane speculation, and wild rumours. ALL-TEXT BBS SYSTEMS.
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Full access for first-time callers. We don't want to know who you are,
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where you live, or what your phone number is. We are not Big Brother.
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X
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