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58 lines
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| %% <-------- The Bowl on Hooka.
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That is a very piss poor drawing if you didn't notice. There is a carb on the
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other side to get the very best draw/hit you feel optimum for you.
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Hooka was the infamous semi-portable red U.S. Bong that served aproximately
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a good 75 people or more in its heyday. A lot of people owe many hours of good
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times to this Bong.
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Finally, this long saga had to come to an end. One day we were in the 79' Red
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Chevy IMPALA driving and enjoying the scenery. And what do you know, Mr. Police
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Man saw us in the not so hot looking IMPALA (The IMPALA Story to come later).
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Mr. Police Man had a very good sense of ameallion, no I mean smell. He said
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"Everybody out of the car please." We said "Siiure Mr. Police Man" Forgetting
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that Hooka was no so safely under the front side passenger seat. Mr. Police Man
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found Hooka, but not the Bowl. Boy were we ever scared. But good old BOB had
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packed another bowl and forgot to put it into Hooka. So Mr. Police Man said
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"Well boys, since there is no bowl to this WATER PIPE, I really can't get you
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on anything. But I'm gonna take this WATER PIPE none the less. The expressions
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on our faces turned to immediate saddness. It was like a part of our lives was
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just taken away forever. Mr. Police Man saw our expression, but just snickered
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and drove away. We got the trusty rolling papers out and rolled a nice fat one,
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and proceeded to smoke our sorrows away.
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To this day none of us have seen Hooka since that fateful day. Now everyone is
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in college, or working somewhere, and Hooka is just a faded memory. But I know
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and they all know that Hooka will live on for eternity in everyone who smoked
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out of her.
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God Bless Hooka.
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Beleive it or not, written by:
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The
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Blade
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Neon Knights
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U.S. Bong Team
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