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154 lines
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| GTE Recordings... |
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| By: BABY DEMON |
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| Of: SHADOW BROTHERHOOD and |
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| NEON KNIGHTS |
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| Rock 'N' Roll Hell - [503] 253-5300 |
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| Metalland West 10m - [503] 538-0761 |
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| The Grand Illusion - [503] 665-0539 |
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| [02/21/86 - 10:26pm] |
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| This is basically a list of some |
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| different recordings that GTE uses, |
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| and how to access them by calling |
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| the recording itself... |
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| RECORDING #1: [503] 620-0041 |
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| This is GTE's own version of get- |
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| ing ahold of a wrong number: |
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| "We're sorry, your call cannot |
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| be completed as dialed. Please |
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| check the number and dial again, or |
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| ask your operator for assistance." |
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| RECORDING #2: [503] 620-0042 |
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| This recording is recieved when |
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| calling your own number: |
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| "Number you have dialed is on |
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| your party line, please hang-up and |
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| allow sufficiant time for the party |
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| you are calling to answer before |
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| you return to the line." |
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| RECORDING #3: [503] 620-0043 |
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| You get the next one while your |
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| talking to someone while they call |
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| you on their other line: |
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| "Someone on your line is call- |
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| ing you, please wait a moment for |
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| them to return to the line." |
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| RECORDING #4: [503] 620-0045 |
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| This recording is recieved when |
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| there's some probs with the fone |
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| companies shit: |
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| "We're sorry, due to telephone |
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| company facility trouble your call |
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| cannot be completed at this time. |
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| Will you try your call later?" |
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| RECORDING #5: [503] 620-0046 |
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| You'll hear the following when |
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| you're calling somewhere that gets |
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| a lot of calls, places like radio |
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| stations get this a lot, it's when |
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| all the people possible are trying |
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| to call, and it can't handle any |
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| more, so it drops you to this gap: |
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| "We're sorry, all circuits are |
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| busy now, will you please try your |
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| call later?" |
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| RECORDING #6: [503] 620-0047 |
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| Ya get the recording coming up |
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| when some a-hole is screwing you |
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| over by taking yer line out, or the |
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| fone co. is gettin' ya back for the |
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| bill ya didn't pay last month...A |
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| good one to trip people out if you |
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| have 3-way: |
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| "Your line has been temporar- |
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| ily disconnected. For service, |
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| please contact our customer billing |
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| center toll free at 1-206-823-8655."|
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| RECORDING #7: [503] 620-0048 |
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| If you hear the next recording |
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| then you have a number that's no |
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| good, and you're using some added |
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| feature in yer calling: |
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| "We're sorry, your call cannot |
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| be completed as dialed, please |
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| check your instruction manual or |
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| call the business office for ass- |
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| istance." |
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| RECORDING #8: [503] 620-0049 |
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| You'll hear the next recording |
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| when ya have speed-calling, and you |
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| fuck the number up: |
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| "We're sorry, the code you |
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| have dialed is not active, please |
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| hang-up and dial the complete num- |
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| ber, or re-establish your speed- |
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| calling code." |
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| RECORDING #9: [503] 620-0050 |
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| GTE plays this one for ya when |
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| there's mass calls going through at |
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| one time, and their system can't |
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| handle it: |
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| "We're sorry, due to heavy |
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| calling we cannot complete your |
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| call at this time, will you please |
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| hang-up, and try again later. If |
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| your call is urgent, please try |
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| again now." |
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| RECORDING #10: [503] 620-0051 |
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| This is just GTE's basic way of |
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| saying yer call didn't make it: |
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| "We're sorry, you're call did |
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| not go through. Will you please |
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| try your call again?" |
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| RECORDING #11: [503] 620-0055 |
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| I'm not too sure about the next |
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| one, but I believe that the trench |
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| is trying to say that you left your |
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| fone off the hook, and somethings |
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| wrong: |
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| "Please hang-up, and if you'd |
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| like to make a call try it again, |
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| if you need assistance, please hang-|
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| up and dial the operator." |
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| RECORDING #12: [503] 620-0056 |
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| This one is a cool one for really |
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| trippin' people out, it's the re- |
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| cording you get when dialing from a |
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| payfone without putting a quarter |
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| in, it asks for 25 cents: |
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| "The call you have made re- |
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| quires a 25 cent deposit. Please |
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| hang-up momentarily and listen for |
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| dial tone, deposit 25 cents, and |
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| dial your call again." |
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| RECORDING #13: [503] 620-0059 |
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| The final one, another strange |
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| one, it's played when calling a 911 |
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| and all the lines are busy: |
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| "This is a recording, all of |
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| the 911 emergency lines are busy |
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| now, if your call is an emergency |
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| please hang-up and dial the oper- |
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| ator." |
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