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|____________________________________________________________________|
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...presents... UPSetting
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by Axiom Codex and
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Lazar
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>>> a cDc publication.......1991 <<<
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-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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Intro: First, we would like to define the term "UPSetting". UPSetting
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is a form of thievery that originally involved the United Parcel
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Service. It is a very easy way to receive gifts, of course you
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don't really know what's inside... but that's the fun of it!
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Which we shall explain later.
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Materials: You'll need a car, some gas, a driver and one helper, that's it.
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Oh, and a nice big ol' trunk.
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Now on to the art of UPSetting...
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What you'll need to do is try and find a UPS or Federal Express truck.
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(I'll explain more on FedEx later.) The best time to go UPSetting
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is probably between the hours of 10:00am to 3:00pm during the Christmas
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rush, excluding lunch time for obvious reasons. Start following the
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truck, but make sure you don't get too close and that the driver does
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not see you. Stay at least one or two blocks away from it. When it
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stops, you stop. Pay close attention to which house it's delivering
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to. After it has left, wait for about thirty seconds and then make a
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drive-by. If you don't see a package near or around the front porch,
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one of two things happened.
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(1)The package wasn't dropped off, or
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(2)the residents were home and received the package.
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If the latter happened, continue to follow the truck. If you drive by
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and see a package sitting there, forget about following the truck and
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follow the next procedure.
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Snagging the package...
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After you drive by the first time, drive by once again and take a
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closer look at the house containing the package. Any neighbors that
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may be outside or looking out their window and any traffic that may be
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coming down the street are things to watch for. If everything is
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clear, drive up casually to the house and take a couple of last-minute
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looks around. Ready the location that you have already designated as
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the place that you're going to put the package and walk up to the front
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porch. If you feel it's necessary, knock on the door first. Then pick
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up the package, throw it in the car, and take off, making sure that no
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one has seen what you've done. If it is a small package and you feel
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like picking up some more, continue to follow the UPS truck, snagging
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packages as the opportunity arises. If not, take the package to a
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place where you can open it without problems. Open it and see what you
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got.... If yer lucky you might get a 9600 baud modem or something.
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Following Fed Express...
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Following Fed Express is just as easy. However, getting packages is
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harder since they don't usually leave packages as often as UPS. The
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package is usually worth more, although not all the time. Just follow
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the same UPS instructions and you'll end up with some packages too.
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UPS will give you more packages but Fed Exp. will generally get you the
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more quality packages. Enough now, go out and do it!
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Additional notes:
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This addition was created to enhance your skills of UPSetting. After many
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experiments performed with the original "UPSetting" info, we came up with these
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new helpful hints:
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1) After picking up the package, be sure to tear off the mailing
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address with the stamp labeled "UPS". Dump it, burn it, do what you
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want with it, just make sure it cannot be found in the car. If you
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happen to get caught with the package, no one will be able to prove
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ownership, and you cannot be forced to open it either, without a
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warrant of course.
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2) In the original "UPSetting", we MENTIONED that you could knock on
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the door if you wanted to, before picking up the package. Now we
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STRESS that you do this because we were almost caught since we
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didn't make sure that no one was at the home. Anyhow, we stress
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that you knock first for your protection.
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3) This hint is a time-saver. If you spot a UPS in a commercial area,
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don't bother following it, find another one. When a UPS delivers in
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a commercial area (stores, doctor's offices, etc.), it hardly ever
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makes any trips into a residential area. Therefore, you'll probably
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waste your gas and the whole day waiting, since you can't make any
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pickups from businesses since more than likely someone will be
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there.
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4) And finally, the best season to go UPSetting is during the Christmas
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season because the driver(s) don't concentrate on the person
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receiving the package, they concentrate on the quantity of packages
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they have to deliver.
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Intended for information only. Do as you please with this. We are not
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responsible for anything in any matter or way.
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Donated to cDc communications for release.
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Call: PHUN LINE 916-481-2306 NUP: PARTY ON DUDE
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_ _ ____________________________________________________________________
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/((___))\|Demon Roach Undrgrnd.806/794-4362|Grassroots..............new # soon|
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[ x x ] |NIHILISM.............513/767-7892|Paisley Pasture.......916/673-8412|
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\ / |Tequila Willy's GSC..209/526-3194|The Works.............617/861-8976|
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(' ') |Lunatic Labs.........213/655-0691|Ripco II..............312/528-5020|
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(U) |====================================================================|
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.ooM |1991 cDc communications by Axiom Codex and Lazar. 02/18/91-#163|
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