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((___)) ((___))
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[ x x ] cDc communications [ x x ]
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\ / presents... \ /
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(' ') (' ')
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(U) (U)
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Fighting - The Clean Way!
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a cheesy parody of the Neon Knight's "Fighting Dirty"
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by The Pusher
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>>> A CULT Publication......1988 <<<
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-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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So, you're talking with some friends about yesterday's lacrosse game and
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about how you're getting tickets to the Tiffany concert, when some geek wearing
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a "Mettelica" shirt bumps into you. What should you do?
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1. The first thing you should do is say "Watch it, geek."
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2. If he says something back, say "Are you mouthing off to me, faggot?"
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3. Then push him. When he pushes back, say, "You and me, man. You're dead.
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I'm gonna kill you, motherfucker, you're so dead. After school. Me and
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you. I'm gonna kick your fucking ass. You're dead."
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4. When he walks away tell all your friends how you're gonna kick his ass.
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- After school -
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5. Get to the meeting spot first, and say, "Come on, loser. I'm gonna kill
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you. You're scared of me."
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6. When he gets there, say, "Let's do it. Put up your dukes."
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Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!
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7. Never ever, use any hard objects. 'Cause that's not... Fighting-The Clean
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Way!
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8. If you knock him down, wait for him to get up. 'Cause that's also...
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Fighting-The Clean Way!
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9. If he knocks you down, make sure your friends don't jump in. 'Cause once
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again, that's... Fighting-The Clean Way!
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10. If you win, say, "You fucking wuss, if you mess with me again, I'll kill
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you."
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11. If you lose, say, "You got lucky, you better stay home or I'll kill you!"
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So, now you know how to... Fight-The Jock Way!
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_______________________________________________________________________________
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Behavior Modification.....806/793-9462 The Dead Zone.............214/522-5321
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Demon Roach Underground...806/794-4362 Dragonfire Private........609/424-2606
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Question Authority........715/341-6516 Pure Nihilism.............517/337-7319
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Tequila Willy's...........209/526-3194 The Metal AE..............201/879-6668
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===============================================================================
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(c)1988 cDc communications by The Pusher 12/30/88-94
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All Rights Worth Shit
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