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2.4 KiB
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50 lines
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"A Scam"
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(B)ad (A)ss (R)etards
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B.A.R
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by,
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Trillion
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My friend works for this company that pulls off one of the
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biggest scams around. He gets paid 6 bucks an hour(this company
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has grown big on this scam). He works all hours and breaks all child
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labor laws. He gets some big cash. What he does is call up people and
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ask for a donation to The New Jersey Law Association. Believe it or not,
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if you sound convincing enough, many people will donate. What the
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does with the money they recieve is pay their workers off, pay off the
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phone bills and send about %20 to donations to certain groups. They keep
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about %30 of the money they make for themselves. As you can see,
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this can be very profitable. What they do, is when a person says
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they'll donate, they send the victim a packet of trash information. They
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then mail it back in. This company has an business address, so it's more
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believable. Here's what you can do:
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1. Get your phone and your phone book.
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2. Make up a fake organization. (i.e. enviorment, sports,etc)
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3. Call people up and ask for donation. Tell them to mail it
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to your address in a personal check. (What could they get
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you for if you were found out? You made your organization,
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only it has one person in it: You.)
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4. When you recieve the check, cash it and then on your
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computer, make out some stupid thing that says:
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(Name) donated $(amount) to
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(Organization)
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or something for the idiots to show off or feel good about.
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5. Send it to them.
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6. Repeat steps 1-5.
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Remember to make them write the check in your name, and you can cash
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it if you have your social security card on you.(If your without
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a driver's liscence.)
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Remember to act nice and professional on the phone and prepare
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a speech. Well, that's about it. 'Till next time,
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Trillion
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-=<BAR>=-
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'93
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