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BAR
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Bad Ass Retards
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presents
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"HOW 2 MAKE FREE COPIES"
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(on a copying machine)
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Most of us have seen the overpriced copying machines in the
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school library or local library. Well here is a new way to get
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more for your money. Most of the pay copying machines have the
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change bin on the side of the machine, you put your 15 cents in,
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push the print button and get your single piece of copied paper.
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15 cents may not sound like much, but when you have a big report to
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do, you need a lot of stuff to plagiarize! It adds up, a couple of
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bucks worth.
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Well, now get more for your money. Heres how:
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When you put your money in, and then press the print button, do it
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this way. Push the print button, and then instantly push the "coin
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eject" button. If all goes well, you should get you change back,
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and a copy. Sometimes you might screw up, but hey at least you got
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your couple of free copies. Such a great idea. Give it a try.
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Remember, print button and then right away before the machine knows
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what you did, coin eject. Just make sure nobody's looking and
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don't pass the idea around. Because then the whole freaking school
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will be doing it and the librarians will get suspicious when there
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is a package of paper missing and only 30 cents in the machine.
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A BAR. release.
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Courtesy IRIE MAN
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concept by Snake
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