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This file from ---]] THE HAUNTED HOUSE [[--- 408/773-1202 300/1200b
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NOTE: This is one of the most useless and childish files that one could
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imagine. Just thought it should be shared as to annoy the masses..
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| How to Have Fun at Great America |
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| by |
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| Bill The Cat |
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| With Help From: |
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| Tristan Farnon |
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| The Daredevil |
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+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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| Disclaimer |
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| If you get kicked out of Great America by playing any of these tricks, do |
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| not blame me. These following pranks are used at the prankster's own |
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| risk. I haven't even done 2/3 of them... |
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Great America is a popular local amusement park. In fact, it is the
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only local amusement park unless you count The Boardwalk an amusement
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park. There are many little tricks you can play on people to liven
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things up which do not cause any permanent damage...Some of them will
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be listed here...
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Part One: The Main Gate.
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If there is a differential between pricing for kids and adults, and you
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are OFFICIALLY in the adult range, but want to get in for the kid's
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price, and look like you can almost pass for that age range, just
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crouch over a little, without being too conspicuous, and act a
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little immature, so you can get in for the lower price. If the employee
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thinks that you are too old to get in for the kid's price, make a
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fuss, and he/she will probably agree and let you get in for the lower
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price.
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Part Two: On The Delta Flyer.
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The Delta Flyer is the tram that travels across the wire to take you
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across the park.
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The first thing you can do is throw things out of the cabin. Do not
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follow the rule that says that throwing things out is a violation of a
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Penal Code. Good things to throw are Fun Snaps (things that explode
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when they hit the ground), or Nerds (little candy things), or any other
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small thing. Do not try tohit anyone, because at that height, it could
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hurt someone. Just throw things on top of roofs, in ponds, and near
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people.
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The second thing that can be done is talking to people coming the other
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direction. One thing you can do is play 'Mr. Curious', and ask people
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'What do you have in the bag?' and similar questions. Also insult
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their FINE choices in clothing! Just be crazy.
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Part Three: The Phones
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There is a very simple way to play a pretty mean trick at the phones.
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{This one was told to me by The Daredevil}. Just walk to the phones
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nonchalantlyand inconspicuously, acting like you have to use the phone.
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To make it seem evenmore realistic, pretend to call home or something.
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But before you leave the phone, dial 740-xxxx, where "xxxx" are the
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last four digits of the phone number you are at. Then it will give a
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dial tone. Push the receiver once, and it will give a low-pitched
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humm. Hang up the phone, and it will be in ringback mode. It will start
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ringing, and will not stop until someone answers it {I think}.
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I hope that this file has shown you a few ways to have extra fun at
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Great America...
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Now comes that obnoxious list of bulletin board systems that comes at
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the end of almost every text file...
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The Haunted House (415) 941-7256
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The Realm of the Rogues (415) 941 7256
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The Caverns of Atlantis {300/1200} (408) 257-6115
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Affordable Harbor (408) 249-7599
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-Bill The Cat
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____ SysOp: 20 Megs ____ Number: || Official PUD Index Card
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|| ROgrESsiVe \|__|/nDerGrOUnD ||_//ISsIdenTS ||
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