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Preface
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There really is no excuse for this file; it's just that... well, figure it
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out for yourself; I'm tired, and don't feel like it. No, this little piece of
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nonsense has no meaning whatsoever, to the extent that such a thing is possible.
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Alas, forgive me, I ramble. Let us get on with it.
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I didn't think at first it was such a good idea after all. I mean, we all eat
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scrambled eggs, but I don't like peanuts, let alone in my eggs. Huh? Well, it
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seemed like a good idea at the time, sort of. I'm not so sure now.
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A New Way to Make Yourself Sick
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Before you continue, make sure you have the following materials on hand:
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1. One (1) large bag of unshelled peanuts
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2. Two or three medium sized dove eggs
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3. Sugar (1/2 lb.)
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4. Lime jello (one box, preprepared)
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5. A blender
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6. One (1) cup Garbanzo beans
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Yes, the jello has to be lime (for the flavor). Pour it into the blender, but
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don't turn it on yet. Crack the eggs (if you want the shell, I don't care) and
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drop them in. Cook the beans and place in the blender. Do same with the sugar.
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Without removing the shells, add as many peanuts as you feel like, and flip on
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the blender until the mess has the consistency of mush. Pour it out and pop it
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in the microwave. After a couple of minutes it's fit to eat. Enjoy!
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Afterword
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Hey people, if this whole thing sounds stupid to you as it does to me, it's
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all your fault! I need ideas...
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Someone Else,
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yes, I am of Anarchy, Inc.
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(and I'm damn proud of it)
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