35 lines
1.2 KiB
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35 lines
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MODERN ACRONYMS
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OINKs one income, no kids
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DINKs double income, no kids
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PINKs private income, no kids
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LINCs low income, nine cats
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NINKs no income, nine kids
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DUDs demographically undesirable divorcee
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PODs punks on dope
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YAMs young assholes on mopeds
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SLIFs still living in the fifties
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SLITS still living in the sixties
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SHITs suburban heterosexuals in town to swing
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CANTs corporate animals, no talent
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SIMPs sexually inactive male professionals
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MIDGETs mentally inferior divorced guys expecting terrific sex
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TOADs tennis-obsessed advanced-degree holders
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RUGs rich ugly guys
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DRUGs dumb rich ugly guys
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SACs sixties acid casualties
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SIPs single-income pot smokers
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DORKs damned overpaid Republican know-it-alls
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FDAs former drug abusers
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YANKs young assholes, no kids
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NERDs nervous evangelicals, recently defrocked
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SOBs son of the boss
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CPAs car phone assholes
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WIGGs women into gay guys
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BICEPs bisexual college-educated professionals
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AWOLs always working-out at lunch time
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SLIMEs single lawyers into money and exercise
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RAMBOs right-wingers afraid of Mexicans, blacks and Orientals
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