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2.2 KiB
Standard ML
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2.2 KiB
Standard ML
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! The Grain Alcohol Watermelon !
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! Written and created by !
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! Bullwinkle Moose !
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! Call 312-724-0807..BW's Bar BBS! !
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Welcome to the first in an endless series of Bullwinkle Moose creations...
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The Grain Alcohol Watermelon
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Concept: This creation will allow you to get drunk, without the bad taste of
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alcohol, and best of all, you can safely tranport it in a car without worrying
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about a cop nailing you for transporting alcohol.
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Materials Required
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1 watermelon (the smaller it is, the less you have to eat)
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1 flask of Grain Alcohol (198 proof, or 99% alcohol)
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1 small knife
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Ok, this is really simple. Get your flask of grain alcohol. Measure how
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wide the mouth of the bottle is. Then, take the knife, and cut a hole in the
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side of the watermelon (make it a bit smaller than the mouth of the bottle to
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prevent leakage..also make sure it is pretty much ROUND). Take the cap off the
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flask, and jam it in to the hole in the watermelon. *NOTE* keep the part of
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the watermelon you cut out if you intend to transport the watermelon.
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Ok, prop up the watermelon so the bottle is upside down. Watch for leakage.
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Leave it sit for a while, and when the flask is empty, your watermelon is
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ready. If you want to transport the watermelon, put the plug of watermelon
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back in the hole. Then just cut the watermelon up and eat! You will be drunk
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in no time. Also, if a cop sees it in your car, he will never suspect it.
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The alcohol will be absorbed by the watermelon, and then will get you wasted
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when you eat it. **WARNING** Keep the watermelon away from sparks or flames.
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Grain alcohol is very flammable. I have never tried making a watermelon bomb,
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but I'm sure it would at least burn quite a bit. Also, it is hard to tell how
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much alcohol you are 'eating'. Space apart the peices you eat so you can tell
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how wasted you are getting.
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Next file's subject:> Trashing phone lines, cable boxes, water meters, and
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Electricity Meters.
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Call Bullwinkle's Bar BBS - 312-724-0807
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|his file was created by Bullwinkle Moose May 16, 1986.
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