117 lines
3.6 KiB
Plaintext
117 lines
3.6 KiB
Plaintext
|
|
||
|
|
......................................
|
||
|
|
. .
|
||
|
|
. The Interstellar Times .
|
||
|
|
. .
|
||
|
|
. Authors: Dimension Master .
|
||
|
|
. & The Giggler .
|
||
|
|
. Vol. 06 .
|
||
|
|
......................................
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
THE POT GUIDE
|
||
|
|
--- --- -----
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Note from the Authors:
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
We have never smoked marijuana,
|
||
|
|
and never will. But our friend,
|
||
|
|
Ernie Lundquist, has. He told us
|
||
|
|
all the stuff that's in this file.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
P.S. Ernie lives at 2120 North
|
||
|
|
Highland Avenue, Apartment B, Los
|
||
|
|
Angeles, California 90028. He
|
||
|
|
keeps his stash in his shower
|
||
|
|
curtain rod. Now, that the file is
|
||
|
|
finished, we don't need him anymore.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
THE EFFECTS OF GRASS
|
||
|
|
--- ------- -- -----
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Here are two "profound" revelations
|
||
|
|
revealed to our friend Ernie while he
|
||
|
|
was stoned: "Survival of the species
|
||
|
|
is everybody's business," And "No
|
||
|
|
matter how much you dislike pickles,
|
||
|
|
it is, after all, the only thing that
|
||
|
|
you can do with cucumbers."
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Sample Stoned Conversation
|
||
|
|
------ ------ ------------
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
VIRGINIA: Are you hungry?
|
||
|
|
ANDY: No. (Long reflective pause.)
|
||
|
|
Wait a minute. Did you mean am
|
||
|
|
I hungry for food, or am I
|
||
|
|
hungry in the abstract, like
|
||
|
|
hungry for knowledge or
|
||
|
|
adventure?
|
||
|
|
VIRGINIA: What are you talking about?
|
||
|
|
ANDY: You asked if I were hungry.
|
||
|
|
VIRGINIA: Did I?
|
||
|
|
ANDY: Yes.
|
||
|
|
VIRGINIA: Well, are you?
|
||
|
|
ANDY: Am I what?
|
||
|
|
Hiding Places
|
||
|
|
------ ------
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
The Hollow Chairleg- This is not a
|
||
|
|
good place. The chair will break
|
||
|
|
when a cop is over asking about
|
||
|
|
the man who used to live next
|
||
|
|
door.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Putting the grass in a small jar and
|
||
|
|
putting that jar in a large jar of
|
||
|
|
mayonaise- This is O.K. but you get
|
||
|
|
mayonaise on your hands, and in
|
||
|
|
your hair and everything.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Throwing it way up high- Excellent,
|
||
|
|
for very short periods of time.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
Dangers of Grass
|
||
|
|
------- -- -----
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
1) Getting Busted
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
--------------------------------------
|
||
|
|
You have smoked your first marajuana
|
||
|
|
cigarette. It's your bedroom or
|
||
|
|
living room alright, and everything
|
||
|
|
is exactly the same, but everything
|
||
|
|
is exactly different than it ever was
|
||
|
|
before you were stoned. And suddenly
|
||
|
|
you don't care about your arthritis,
|
||
|
|
or that you have to appear in court
|
||
|
|
that next day because of a speeding
|
||
|
|
ticket, or that you've got a mid-term
|
||
|
|
paper due in two days, or that you've
|
||
|
|
only got one ear.
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
......................................
|
||
|
|
. The Interstellar Times .
|
||
|
|
. (C)Text Department of A.D.E. .
|
||
|
|
......................................
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X
|
||
|
|
Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
|
||
|
|
Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
|
||
|
|
realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
|
||
|
|
Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
|
||
|
|
The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
|
||
|
|
The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
|
||
|
|
Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
|
||
|
|
|
||
|
|
"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
|
||
|
|
X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X
|