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- The Top 10 things to do when you are stoned -
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* by Rakhir the Red Archer *
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\ created Sept. 22, 1992/
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\______________________/
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Howdy. Do you like to get stoned?? If so this file is for you. First,
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here are some neat-O things to do when you and your freinds are getting
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stoned in your house. Most of these things can be done just sitting in the
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den or in your room!
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(1) If your 'freinds' are of the opposite sex, fuck them. This is #1
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because it is the most fun, but [at least in my case] it is also the
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most uncommon.
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(2) When you are sitting around tripping wid' your buds, secretly hit record
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on a tape recorder (I like to hit the page button on my answering machine-
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no one notices it and it's just as good as a tape recorder-- just MAKE SURE
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that you remember to take the tape out later or when your parents call they
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will get a REAL suprise when the message is "hey, Rob-- man am I fucked up
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pass that joint!!"" hehehe.... anyway, after recording for a few (15)
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minutes. Play it back-- I promise you will trip, and laugh mucho hard
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(isn't that the point of getting stoned wid' your buds!!??)
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(3) Look at yourself in the mirror. after a few seconds you will trip out
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on the 'dude'
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you are looking at. I swear to god it's like an out of body experience!
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But don't do it to long or it will get too intense!
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(4) Start randomly calling people and cary on a conversation with them. If
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after a few minutes they don't say something like 'are you on drugs or
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someting??' then you need to go back and smoke some more, 'cause your not
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stoned enough!
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(5) Play computer games (best if you own an AMIGA!!) My personal favourites
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are Prince of Persia, Out of this World, Robocop III (great!!)... I actually
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think you play better stoned, too!! I got through 3 levels with one man in
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PoP, and I've never done that straight!!!! Also, a starfield screenblanker
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is fun for a while, or just run a voice modulation program and let the
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computer talk-- type in things like "youuuuurrrr stooooooooned" and change
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the speed- sure to trip you out!
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(6) stand up, look at someone straight in the eye, and after a couple of
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seconds go "whoop, whoop" real loud. This may sound silly when your
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straight, but it is always a croud pleaser-- barrells of laughs!!
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(7) Listen to music. I know, not very original- but here is a list of some
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of the best music to trip on:
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#1 (hands down) Pink Floyd- Meddle, side 2
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#2 any velvet underground
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#3 I won't go any further, you probably know most of the other good ones.
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Also there are two Videos that no true stoner hasn't seen- Refer madness.
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This is boring if you are not REEAALLYY stoned, but if you are real stoned,
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it is great- you'll swear this movie was made for stoners to trip on!!
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And the other video, the greatest stoner video of all time: Pink Floyd: Live
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in Pompei... Absolutely undescribable trip-- I've seen it over 20 times and
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every time it is different. You just won't understand until you've seen it.
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It used to be real hard to get, but now you can get it for like $14.95 at
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music stores.
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(8) Play D&D (or some other role playing game--d+d is best.) Don't get
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stoned and then play, though-- start playing for an hour or so, then light
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up right in the middle of play. After a few minutes, whamo! D&D is a lot
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more realistic!! (and fun, too!) This works best if you are in the trip
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mode, not just laughing (if you know what I mean...)
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(9) EAT!! Two of the best munchie foods: Pizza and Chocolate cake (w/ lots
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of milk!!) BUT here are some foods to avoid: Popcorn (hell on cotton mouth)
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Tortilla chips (especially w/ hot salsa 'cause it seems REEAALL hot.) etc,
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(anything dry....)
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(10) Add your favorite idea here, and append more so we can all enjoy!! I
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can't think of any more right now (it's 3:00am and I got school tommorrow.)
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-thanks to my good friends, Elric of Melnibone, Moonglum, and The Black
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Blade. Also thanks to Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, and Jimmy Page........
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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