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This is a test of the Emergency Shifting Relief!
Are you ready for a Test?
Have you studied? You haven't put THIS one off have you?
Well, whether you're ready or not.....here goes!
I finally decided to write this file about what about the
definition of RoR - Alucard is. After so many years talking about this
subject, I think we should just get it all out in the open....
It means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
.........and
It means ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!
I told you this would be simple and straight forward, now didn't I?
You see.....Everything and Nothing are the same thing. It's all
the little stuff in between that makes the difference.
{this is a subliminal message}
It's the BIG secret....which really isn't so big 10,000 years later.
It has to do with the kiwi fruit.
I makes no sense, yet at the same time, makes you wiser.
It tastes like an orange...but smells like a telephone.
It's SMALL and BIG! It's WIDE and THIN! It's DIRTY and CLEAN!
It's EVIL and it's GOOD.
It isn't blue and it might be purple......but then again....I
lie.
You can see it but it will blind you. You can fight it, but
it would kill you. You couldn't catch it on fire, and it's
couldn't burn you.....but it carries a knife!
It's HERE and THERE and EVERYWHERE! It's a DESTINATION, it's a
STARTING POINT! It's a space.
It's the FORCE, it's with you........
{subliminal message here}
It's loves you and it hates you.
It's like, "Excuse me Sir, can you answer a few questions?"
"Why, sure......"
"What is the qautrip factor of nil? Or Zil, Phil, or Quil...same equation."
"Uh...........................<ZONE! ZONE! ZONE! ZONE!>..............
"As I thought........"
It's like the following classic joke;
[ And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you say that I am?"
They replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation of the
ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our
very selfhood revealed."
And Jesus replied, "What?" ]
See? It's just like that. Catch-22. Damned iF Ya Do and Damned If Ya
Don't! Just no way around it.....you might as well stick a piece of 14 gauge
brass wire into your brain and press the ~Button~! And then I assume, YOU
yourself become the Mind Snatcher.......but it hardly matters. It's like
picking up two potions....but not knowing whether to drink the Red or the
Green. Up or Down? It's......Just.
It enlighten's your brain....it kills brain cells.
It fights dirty, but will give you a proper burial.
It wouldn't lie to you....but it wouldn't talk to you either.
You can say it backwards....and then it doesn't mean a thing.
You could erase it....but then you'd forget about it.
Dogs like it.
If you write it with chalk, you might see something.
If you write in with blood.....I wanna see....
It knows more about it than you.....
You know more about planting cactus....
Everything has a purpose. Even this.
But it's shadow doesn't....
Even YOU have a purpose....the GODS told me so....
...and they're the ONLY people that know!
<smirk> <chuckle>
So do you know? Know what? I asked you first.
Are you enlightened? No? Geez....haven't you ever read Alice in WOnderland??
Well.....if you have then Hail O-traveller of Else! If not....then you are
severely lacking what it takes to get through your existence. I suggest you
make a run to your nearest literature store and get the oldest copy they
have!!!!
Be enlightened or do not Be.
I am, therefore I shall follow my shadow.
{reproduce.........be social....}
Beware of the puce coloured fnords! They cause your amour to fall off!!
Problem: Phone ringing.
Situation: Hangover/DT's/3 days/speed/head/hurt/can't move/vomit/ouch
Solution: Heavy object....smash...make stop....destory....terminate.
Religion: Discordian!
God/Goddess: Isabeau (Goddess!)
Relation Between Birthstar and Current Zenith: 12/4.45^9063-1.A
Radiation Level: Yellow
Brain Wave Sine: All hyped out.
Marital Status: Married to inanimate object.
Sanity Check: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Good..)
{obey the law. vote prop 23.}
It's like sardines. They put it in a real fancy can...with it's
OWN key opener and all.....but the sardines taste like shit. Who likes 'em?
NOBODY! THEY SMELL! THEY HAVE MORE BONES THAN FISH! QUITE FRANKLY.....THEY
SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<ahem..> Ummm..anyways...as I was saying.... it's just like Oreo cookies.
They've been around since day one. Creamy white filling and dark chocolate on
the outside! Both great stuff! But somedays you feel like just one of them.
Like, say the creamy white filling...so you pry it off one of the cookie parts
and then lick it off the other......or the chocolate cookie, where you scrape
all the creamy white filling off with a butter knife and flick it into the
sink....then chow down the cookie halves.
It's like on a Saturday when you've almost killed yourself the night before
on some chemical, and you can't move or you'll puke all over yourself...and
you finally find a happy medium of existence on the sofa, with tv remote in
hand! Your head finally stops cruising and you flip on the tv, and the only 2
shows are Jerry Lewis and Abbott and Costello....and you just CANNOT decide
which to watch. You think about it so hard that you give yourself a headache.
So you get up to get some aspirin, and puke all over the dining room table,
buckle over and hit your head on the kitchen sink....your knocked unconscious
for 16 hours before you come to, just to find it's early monday morning and
the BRIGHT sun is shining in your face...... SO what do you do in a case like
this? Get OUT....just leave...get outa Reality as fast as you can.....
It's like the Village.....it's NEVER busy!!!!
It's like Green Mooncakes. They're Green....they're from the Moon! But,
it's like....I just don't ~DO~ mooncakes, dude.....
{subliminal fnordian message here}
{work hard.....produce.....eat cherrios.}
It's like a drug: You can Zone, Faze, Daze, beAMAZED, trip, freak, fly, drop,
fry, space, experience, and burn....but the BEST of
all, is when you <SHIFT!>
Actually, it was all a lie! The Author was just pulling your leg! All of the
above means NOTHING! And RoR - Alucard means something TOTALLY different!
And he's NOT telling! SO after all, it is STILL a big secret, as before.
Sorry.....
Just so ya know......
RoR - Alucard(c)
IT'S COPYRIGHTED!!
Signed,
Doctor Murdock
So....Llalalaalalalalalalalalaalalalalaalalalaaaa!
So go now and with this information, further your experience of life and
justify your existence, mortal!
It's like sleep.....I need some now. Buy.
Call these other fine boards.....
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-= The Legion Outpost.........................................xxx/xxx/xxxx =-
-= The Crystal Ship...........................................xxx/xxx/xxxx =-
-= The Village................................................xxx/xxx/xxxx =-
-= Pro Leech..................................................xxx/xxx/xxxx =-
-= The Nimitz Downport........................................xxx/xxx/xxxx =-
-= Lunatic Labs...............................................xxx/xxx/xxxx =-
-= Bad Dudes Hideout..........................................xxx/xxx/xxxx =-
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