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The Land of Else
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by Doctor Murdock
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08/08/89
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Shroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmin!
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Ok....soooooo......i like colors.....everything is slow! my fingers gallop
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and gallop and i'm a color too!!!! haha. really..i am you know? I am a
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color....ok, bye!
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From :Doctor Murdock #2
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DateTime:1:51 am Tue Aug 08, 1989
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FORDS RULE!! THE "SOHC" LIVES ON FOREVER!!!! 600+ HP!! Beat THAT, FOOL!
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GO MARINES!!!GO MARINES!!!GO MARINES!!!GO MARINES!!!
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BACK OFF MAN.....I'M A MARINE!!! BACK OFF MAN.....I'M A MARINE!!!
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BUTT RAPING WHORE BAG!! BUTT RAPING WHORE BAG!! BUTT RAPING WHORE BAG!!
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SHAWN-DA-LAY!
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BOY! Aren't colors neat? <think> <think>beat?
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street?
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feet?
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Meat?
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seat?
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heat?
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peat?
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aeat?
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beat?
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ceat?
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deat?
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eeat?
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feat?
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geat?
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heat?
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ieat?
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jeat?
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keat?
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leat?
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meat?
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neato?
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oeat?
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peat?
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queat?
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reat?
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seat?
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teat?
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ueat?
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veat?
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weat?
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xeat?
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yeat?
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zeat?
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&
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RAZBURRY'S!!
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Hahahahaha!
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!ahahahahaH
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Continue your letter ...Editor: (A,C,D,E,H,I,L,N,R,S,?):
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RAZBURRY'S!!
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See? I think...and then everything fades away into a soft aqua
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colored cloud. It fades away and then I realize that I am ON that cloud! And
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then I'm not on the freeway doing 100. And I'm not here think of something
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else whilest I type. And I'm not. So....here I AM. I AM. I AM here, I sit.
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<think> <think> of something else. Always thinking of something else when you
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think....colors are one thing.....then you think of something
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else.........<dot> <dot> <dot>......I80 is the freeway that I wasn't doing 100
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on. Have you ever read Quitters Inc? By Stephen King? Neato
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story...although I haven't finished it because I was thinking of something
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Else. Fade Fade fade. Haha. Here I sit...this is my life...I haven't
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finished my Life yet becaaaaaawz....I was thinking of something Else. What
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the fuck is an Else? <----- ????? <titter> <titter> Titter goes these
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little keys at my finger tips whilest my mind goes off into a distant
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land.,...on an aqua colored cloud...Why Aqua? Cawze....Aqua is
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Soft....<thinky> <thinky> <thinky>.......Is reality real? It can only be
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....nevermind...my mind was thinking od something Else...THERE IT IS AGAIN!
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Else? Where is this place Else? Hmmmmmmm..............I betcha is a big soft
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pillowy land thats most likely colored Aqua. Why is it that you don't see the
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colour Aqua in your everyday Life? Cawze the place Else absorbs it...thats
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why! And it saves the colour Aqua for when you're fading in and Oooout of
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Reality. Course...I've nevber actually Been there.....but I'd like to go.
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Else? Maybe it's only a place that you're mind can go, maybe you can only
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THINK your there? Maybe your Thinking your reading this...and just fuckin
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maybe your in Else right NOW! Maybe.......but you'll never know cawze yuuze
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wuz thinking of Something Else. Maybe it's a Person. A Lady named Something
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Else? That you mindlessly wan't to Rut until you're blue in the face!
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Uhh...Aqua in the face...excuze me. Something Else.....I once knew Her. WOW!!
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AN EARTHQUAKE!!!!!! KILLER!!!!!! Now THAT was neato! But I didn't actully
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feel that because I was Thinking of Something Else. Hmmmm....that was neat
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though....it was like a rivil rivil wave that is slowly riviling across the US
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as I think of Something Else....FUCK...I sure wish I could meet this
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person!!! <gulp> <gulp> "I smoke my stuff and drink my wine" - Led
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Zeppelin. So anyway.....all this shit we call Else doesn't really
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matter cawze weeze were thinking of Something Else! Hmmmmmmmm.....ok, I
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bet she wears flowers in her hair. So that should make her easier to
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spot. And she's like a Rainbow! Hahahaha. Ok, one final thing and
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then I'm leaving. It's neat just sitting here and watching the yellow
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colours turn yellow all over again....and then they turn yellow right
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our from under your eyes! See? The thing is....Iz....watching them
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turn Yellow when they're ALREADY yellow!!! Maybe it's like a double
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expouser but since I've never seen one of those I couldn't tell ya.
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ummm....ok....but you have to realize that the true neutral colour of
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your/our exitence is Aqua....and I know this cuz it came to me in a
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vision whilest I was watching a Yellow wall and thinging of Something
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Else!!! Ok...a Quote...: "I sit in my basement room....with a
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needle....<pause>....and a spoon..." Yeah....so I'm tired of typing,
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I'm going to go into my room and stare at something and watch it change
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colours and always, constinitly thinking of Something Else....so I'll
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never know what I'm doing or Have done...but ti doesn't matter, see?
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Cawze It's like Psychedelic........it's Psychedelic.......sittin on top
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of a big Aqua coloured Mushroom. And then realizing that YOu after all
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are the worm talking to Alice and that the Author of her fucking Life
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wasn't on Opium...cawze YOU were on it for him..Hahah, yeah...somethin
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like that anyway......Music contains colour too...but you have to be
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Somewhere Else to see that...Hmmm..now theres a fucking toss....is
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Something Else a place or a Person? Wait..Something Else is a Person (a
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Lady....with Aqua coloured hair...) and Else is a place. So....Her name
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is Something Else and she's fromt he place called Else.....which is a
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Aqua coloured land...and is pillowy.....and she's a Virgin Nymph......a
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rarity at that.....A magical Virgin Nymph with Aqua coloured
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hair.......and Her name is Something Else. Riding through a million
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square mile field of Dandelions on a Zebra....with her Aqua coloured
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hair flowing in the breeze......and she rides and rides <gallop>
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<gallop> <gallup> <gallup>. And she'll stop if you ask Her...and she'll
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bring you to Her cloud. With is also Aqua coloured and it's in the
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shape of a Mushroom...a Psychedelic Mushroom.....and it's the one you've
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been riding on all along! Just ask Alice...when she's ten feet
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tall....course Alice wouldn't know, cawze she was thinking of Something
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Else......see? Everyones thought is on this Else browd!
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Haha...nah...I'm sure she's a nice Lady.......My fingertips smell like
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Budweiser.....................All of this I do has no meaning....or it
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won't matter in 10 years...........so I beleive I'll have another
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Beer....Year..Beer.....same thang! Lessie.....I'd say she has a face
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like.........none other you've ever seen BUT she has eyes like that
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chick on For Your Eyes Only....ya know the Greek lady? Yeah, like that.
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In fact....you can only see Her eyes amongst her Aqua coloured
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hair......and you can never touch Her cawze thats what makes Her
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special. You can ask Her a question but you had better be quick cawze
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she's gonna Ride On and eventuallky you'll be thinking of Something
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Else!!! See?? She's GONE.....AGAIN! You think of Her and then she's
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GONE....again! But...it's not bad...in fact it's kinda soft....an Aqua
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kinda pillowy soft......you just think of Something Else all the
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time...in an endless circle....and you know...that you like it....cawze
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it doesn't really fuckin matter......cawze you know you'll see Her
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again.....hold on while I gather my thoughts..........Someday when your
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walking along.....in a wooded area.....and you come across a gigantic
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Aqua coloured Mushroom......I mean gigantic in like I could use the
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captial letters GIGANTIC, but it's so big that it dwarfs the letters
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into lower case....so when you see I gigantic Aqua coloured
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Mushroom.....then look at it....and tkae a little peice (oooo, another
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rumble from Else!!) off the underside of the Mushroom and eat it.....and
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then you'll Journey safely to Else....where these Earthquakes are coming
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from....these Earthquakes are from Else becawze Else senses that I'm
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talking abou it, maybe? Don't look at me..that was a question... Ok,
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so......anyway, when you see that big Aqua coloured Mushroom then you
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had better stock up! And don't forget about your friends! Cawze Else
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doesn't care how many peopel you bring, and they DON'T except American
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Express! (excuse me...I had to itch my groin area). Of course, it sure
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is an => 5 lines left <= What the fuck? Doesn't this plave respect a
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guy trying to think of Something Else? Shit....now that
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pissesssss...piss-s-s-ses es es es...say that...PI ssssses es.....me
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off! So when you see this gigantic Aqua coloured Mushroom.....you'll be
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so amazed by it that you may forget to pick enough for your friends! So
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keep attention and at this point don't think of
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23/25 :Anything Else!
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From :Doctor Murdock #2
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DateTime:2:20 am Tue Aug 08, 1989
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Now Who the FUCK is ANYTHING ELSE????? Shit...must be Her brother..... We
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won't worry about that though. So it's best to find some weeds,,,they'll most
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likely be Aqua coloured too cawze the ora of this gigantic Shroom tends to
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colour everything within it's range and it's range isn't one to tamper with, I
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tell ya! So find some weeds and maker yourself a basket, and with this basket
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you can gather enough of the Mushroom for the whole family! And then you can
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all go on a Summer trip to Else!!!! But please don't forget me....cawze I'd
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like to go again...see...you can only stay for awhile and then,,,you're back
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into reality (but we don't talk about that place cawze it's bad news, eh?
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Course.....just between you and Me....you can always get back to Else from
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Reality via the Budweiser Express! Shhhhh...don't let that out now, ya
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hear?)! Okay...and in Else be sure to go out onto the Million Square Mile
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field of Dandelions and find Something Else....and when you find Her, ask Her
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what you came for FAST...cawze you'll soon be thing of Her again...when she's
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gone! THINKING is the catch there, you see? And if I'm not there when you
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meet Her...tell Her I said HIWDY, MA'AMO6A!! Cawze all is right when y
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our talk ing to Something Else....you always want to be with Her, and always
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thing of Her.....but She always is gone. But theres always ways to get back
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to Her but you can never stay forever...but that doesn't matter cawze the
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little time you spend with Her is long enough....because then you think of
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Something Else and you forgot what the fuck you came for and you're back at
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square one. So the moral of this tory kids, is to just STAY at square
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one...once you find it...and thats a whole nother story in itself. So.....for
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those of you that like to venture out of Square One.....you may find yourself
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in Else one day where all is Aqua save the Budweiser Cans and the 427 SOHC
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parts, that have a colour all their own. And when you're at this place you'll
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want to stay.....but as I've said before you'll soon be thinking of Something
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Else...and Her brother Anything Else....whome all live in Else...which is Aqua
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coloured and rests on top of an Aqua coloured Mushroom that is gigantic, and
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who's that little guy down there with the basket made of weeds picking from
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the great Shroom in the woods? It's YOU, silly! Haha. So maybe the little
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bits of Mushroom that you get make a latter up to the top of the gigantic
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Shroom where Else is located? Maybe so. Don't ask me, I'm just an adventurer
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of Else myself.....I've met Somehwere Else once too! You'll like Her...she's
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a beauty, she Is. With Her Aqua coloured hair flowing in the breeze.
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"Say Somewhere...ya got any extra peices of Mushroom that I maight try?"
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"why sure.....here....and come back and visit Us anytime time now, ya
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hear? And don't forget.......Bring as many as you want and We DON'T except
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American Express! Bye, now!"
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"SEEYA!"
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And She rides off into the horizon of the Million Square Mile field of
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Dandelions.....and you can see Her ride out of sight but you think you can see
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Her Aqua coloured hair flowing in the breeze forever......and then you find
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yourself thinking of Something Else.......funny how that comes about....
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So...you now have your basket made of Aqua coloured weeds that is filled with
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little peices of the gigantic Aqua coloured Mushroom that resides in the
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forest...or A forest....and each of these little peices of the larger Shroom
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are a token that you need to rent a smaller sized Msuhroom in the land called
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Else.....this is a part of Else that is filled with an infinit amount of
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little Shrooms that you can come to anytime you want to...and sit or lie back
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on your own little Shroom and think of Something Else. It's a fun place Else
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is....there is no Bad.....and your always thinking of Her.....but I wouldn't
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know cawze I'm thinking of Something Else...........so enjoy your trip and
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maybe I'll see you there....and rememeber......you can bring as many as you
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want....and they DON'T except American Express!
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But fuck...it doesn't matter, cawze you always thinking of Something
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Else.....hehehehe....and watching the wall melt and blend. Blend is an Action
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that you'll soon be aware of once you step foot in Else. Everything sorta
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Blends together............it's neat watching the ground blend with the sky in
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a big Aqua twirling like thing............and then you Blend right in...and
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Aqua coloured spot in an Aqua coloured world, sitting on top of your Aqua
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coloured Shroom while holding a conversation wit Something Else.....why don't
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you ask Her about Her brother?
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SEETHOU!
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Waving goodbye on my little Shroom, SEEYA!
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Doctor Murdock
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