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''' Bonus Cup Junior '''
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''' '''
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''' A Temples of Syrinx Production '''
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''' '''
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''' "Shit... I'm Tired!" '''
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''' BLAH!!! '''
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Inspired by: The Descendents
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----------------------Just what the HELL is a Bonus Cup?----------------------
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Well, that's a normal question. The answer is just as simple. Bonus
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Cup is a very legal and very interesting way to stay awake all night. First
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mentioned [to my knowledge] by The Descendents.
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Uses: Well, say you and five or 6 of your most insane friends are
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going out to trash the city! Well, after an hour or two the excitement is
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being dulled by the fact that it's three in the morning and you've not gone to
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sleep in 79 hours. Well then, you stop by/break into a friend's/enemy's house
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and make yourselves a coupla bonus cups.
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-------------------------Ok Then, What's in this File?------------------------
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Well, very simply, two basic recipes for making bonus cups. First
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however, what you need to know.
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If you intend to sleep within 5 hours of ingestion of a TRUE bonus cup,
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you're out of your mind. To do so would be mental suicide, as your dreams, if
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you weren't wracked by insomnia, would be of Nightmare on Elm Street quality.
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If you are hypertensive, have a heart condition, or are basically
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allergic to caffeine, or are diabetic, DON'T READ ANY FURTHER. I do NOT take
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personal responsibility for any injuries resulting in Bonus Cup usage.
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Ok. On to the recipes.
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RECIPES!
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Bonus Cup [The Daddy of them All]
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Ok... so you gotta wake up hard, but you want to do it slow? Then this
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ones for you.
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In your regular, everyday coffee mug, combine 3 heaping tablespoons
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[The big ones...] and 9 heaping tablespoons of sugar. Add hot water, and cold
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till you get the temperature you want. Drink. [Duh?]
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If in twenty minutes you don't feel like walking the dog to Australia
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and jogging back, have another. Repeat as often as necessary, no more than 24
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in a 24 hour period. [Yeah right?]
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Bonus Cup ][ - Harder and Faster!
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Ok... so you gotta wake up hard, fast, and powerful? Read on.
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In a 12-16 oz. Glass, combine either 5 or 6 heaping tablespoons of
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Folger's instant coffee, and about [1 lb.?] 15 tablespoons of sugar. Add hot
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and cold water till you reach your desired temperature... drink.
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This is, obviously, a tad more potent than the original bonus cup. It
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is also more dangerous. Heart attacks, anyone?
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Bonus Cup III - Bonus Cup Jr.
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My PERSONAL favorite
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In a 4 oz. glass, mix: 3 tablespoons of instant coffee with 3 tablespoons of
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sugar. Fill 3/4 of the way with hot water, the rest with cold. Drink slowly.
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repeat procedure three times.
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What's so great about Bonus Cup Jr.? Well, in about 5 minutes time you
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can get yourself awake to the point of no return. It works great on school
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mornings...
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Remember. 1 Heaping Tablespoon is supposed to be equal to one cup.
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Hence: Bonus Cup = 3 Cups of coffee
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Bonus Cup ][ = 5-6 Cups of coffee
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Bonus Cup Jr. = 3 Cups of coffee x 3 servings = 9 cups.
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Be careful, and don't die. I can't afford a lawsuit right now.....
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Malachi
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-=-=-=-
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Thanks to: Brian the Axe - Introduced me to my first Bonus Cup!
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Soulcatcher - Annoyed me so I had to write this file...
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Wonko the Sane - Just being there...
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John Westerman - "Post-Masturbatory Guilt"
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-"Oh God! I can't believe I did that!"
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Temples of Syrinx
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914-238-1629
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