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Newsgroups: rec.drugs.cannabis
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I've seen posts like ".... while stoned" (ie. driving, playing
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pool, working, licking a dirty dog --> eh... WHAT?!) Whatta bout
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SeX?! I'm sure some people have already done this. (Post a follow up
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and brag, will ya?)
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But for those of you who are still virgins in the ways of Mary
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Jane's orgasm, all's I gotta say is: Do it! Burn up a thick duber with
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your sex partner (jeez... could I be more technical?) and just pump (or
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thrust or pound or ram) the whole f!ckin' night away :) Let me tell ya
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something... the first time I did this... I had no clue to what to
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expect. Here I was with a damn, fuckin' sweetest fine girl I'll ever
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see for a while. To make it different, we decided to smoke a joint to
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start it off. Boy... did she ever treat me *right*! I was juss havin'
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a blast with this amazing girl. For a while, the stuff I smoked didn't
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take effect yet. but then -BAM!!- That shit hit me! In just that
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quick moment, my mind just shifted into another plane of consciousness.
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Dudes, my SeX life changed just like that. I never knew that anything
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can alter one's life, but I found mine! the very stuff I live for...
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WEEED!! anyways... Here we are, bodies in constant rhythm as we were
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simultaneously stoned. Waves of pure pleasure ran through our bodies;
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it felt grreat! Just the feeling of it drowned out all of our thoughts,
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all reality. It was perfect... we timed it out just right -->
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Simutaneous fucking orgasm!! But wait. That wasn't it! For some
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reason, that wasn't all...
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<snip out 2 hours of pure, hot SeX>
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You know how girls have multiples? Well, for being a guy, I had my
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first multi-multiple!! I was able to last for 2 hours after my first
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'coming' and counted up to four total orgasms!! Damn, I satisfied her
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like no other. We had to stop because for some reason my balls were a
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bit sore because of all that jizzin'. Man... that was THE best! I will
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never forget that girl. by the way, it was only a 1-niter with her :(
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but when I think of her, my d!ck just stiffens soo hard that it could
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break off!! :)
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btw, i might do--> SeX while trippin' *Hell Yeah!!*
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later stoners
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'toady the blue toad'
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\ /
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({})
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