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From: jooji@eden.rutgers.edu (Jasper O'Malley)
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Newsgroups: alt.drugs
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Subject: Caffeine Trips and other such niceties
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Date: 17 Feb 1995 14:08:47 -0500
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Message-ID: <3i2s7v$eiq@er6.rutgers.edu>
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"And he opened the seventh seal..."
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Just thought you guys be interested in a little bit of excitement that came
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my way last night...
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After drinking an entire pot of coffee in less than an hour, around 4 AM this
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morning I became completely and utterly convinced that the world was going to
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end at exactly 6:11 AM this morning, just before first light. I'm not making
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this up. I completely lost my shit in a way that I have never lost it
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before.
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I was so freaked out, I wanted to die. Not to kill myself, just
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die. I had absolutely no desire to write, speak, eat, blow my nose, kiss,
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think or be in general...I wanted to die and I was convinced that when the
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world did end in a blaze of hellfire, I was gonna be judged by the
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Lord Almighty and burn for eternity. I wrote four pages about it in
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my journal as I was hip deep in the shitpool that was a stimulant
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overdose induced, acute manic/paranoiac attack that triggered some
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sort of neoclassical, metaphysical, socio-religious and philosophical
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crisis.
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Needless to say this sucked real bad, and I didn't real start to come
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down off this until around 5 in the morning. This particularly blew
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'cos I had two labs to finish by today (already late...I only ended up
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getting one done), and I didn't feel a hell of a lot of incentive to
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expound on the vibrational-rotational modes of carbon dioxide
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molecules being that the world was going to come to a screeching halt
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and I was hurtling toward that inevitable eternity of suffering and
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agony reserved for unrepentant pagans and unbelievers like m'self...
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I fully snapped out of it at 6:20 and now my stomach feels like I
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swallowed a pound of Drain-O and pixie stick cocktails...
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If anyone ever tells you caffeine is not a psychoactive drug when
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taken in significantly large quantities, spit on their nose. And if
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you find the bastard that sprinkled LSD on my French Roast, cut out
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his tongue...
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HUGS & KISSES,
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Crackerboy O'Brien
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