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Conspiracy Nation -- Vol. 9 Num. 51
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("Quid coniuratio est?")
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HILLARY NOT SO BAD AFTER ALL
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Okay, I hope you're seated. Feeling calm? Good. Say, have you
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lost some weight? You look 10 years younger.
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It has been this editor's perception that Hillary Rodham
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Clinton's main problem is just that she hooked up with the wrong
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guy, i.e. Bill "The Weasel" Clinton. Hillary started out as a
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committed idealist, even though her ideals were misguided. In
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the 1960s, she was good friends with Saul Alinsky, the noted
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rebel and radical organizer. She really believed that 1960s
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stuff and even still has stars in her eyes. (Like many of her
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generation, she is still "lost in the '60s.")
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But she went wrong teaming up with Mr. Bill. Alas, what's a girl
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to do? She couldn't "grow up to be President," but she could
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marry the fourth stooge, Big Goofy Clinton, achieve power, then
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save the world.
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But along the way, a lot of Goof Clinton's sleaze rubbed off on
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her. Now she's got apparent legal troubles waiting to pounce and
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send her up the river, to Club Fed, for golfing and light
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exercise.
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Don't agree? David Brock, author of *The Seduction of Hillary
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Rodham*, paints a similar picture to that of this editor. A
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review in the Washington Times National Weekly Edition (10/20/96)
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describes Brock as seeing "the first lady as a victim of her
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husband's actions."
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Brock, according to the Washington Times, began writing the book
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18 months ago, expecting to end up with a book unsympathetic to
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Ms. Clinton. Yet the opposite occurred. Responding to upset
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right-wingers, salivating in anticipation of a hatchet job then
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bitterly disappointed at the final result, Brock asks, "What do
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people want me to do? Do they want me to make things up?"
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Of course Brock may have been sucked in by a type of feminist
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propaganda portraying all womyn's difficulties as to be blamed on
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the Male Oppressor(tm). Is Hillary just a poor victim really,
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just a poor little thing who couldn't help herself? Some womyn
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push that image of the poor helpless female, victimized by the
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evil male and in desperate need of Big Brother to come save her.
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So which is it? Are women really tough as a man and can face the
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music when the chips are down? Or do they go crying to "daddy"
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that it's all "Jimmy's" fault, that "Jimmy made me do it?" You
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can't have it both ways: either women are able to stand on their
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own two feet come Hell or high water, or they're not. So which
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will Hillary do when push comes to shove? Will she do the "poor
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helpless female" bit, or will she "take it like a man?"
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My bet is that Brock has been suckered by the "damsel in
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distress" archetype (but not necessarily tricked into it.) His
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book paves the way for a post-indictment Hillary to avoid jail,
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letting her blame it all on Male Oppressor(tm) and Male
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Seducer(tm) Bill "The Weasel" Clinton. But Hillary's got some
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guts I think so she might do something really brave like stand on
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her own two feet.
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Aperi os tuum, decerne quod justum est, et judica inopem et
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pauperem. -- Liber Proverbiorum XXXI: 8-9
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