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Conspiracy Nation -- Vol. 8 Num. 99
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("Quid coniuratio est?")
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LATEST "TOE-SUCKING" NEWS OF CLINTON & ENTOURAGE
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King Clinton, choo-chooing to Chicago sans Hillary, enjoys the
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view. His SS (Secret Service) makes sure the King not be
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disturbed by any who might shout at him that "He sucks." So, the
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SS rounds up 100 farmers in Ashland, Kentucky, and marches them
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away. Dumbfounded, the farmers say they were only carrying
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signs, so what's the big deal? Ah, but SS is not fooled: those
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signs are mounted on sticks -- potential weapons against the
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King.
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All along his train ride, King Clinton need not fear stick
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attacks nor even angry protesters; his SS and "Democratic
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operatives" have silenced protests all along the route, writes
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Andy Thibault in the August 29, 1996 Washington Times ("Secret
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Service accused of preventing protests.")
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In Chicago, His Highness can avoid being aware that some folks
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don't like him, thanks to protesters not being allowed too near
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the United Center. Sure they can protest, but not where they can
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be easily seen by Dems and press and the King. What's next? Do
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protesters get sent away even further, to "Siberia?"
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Then comes shocking news of Dick Morris, Clinton insider, found
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to be a steady patron of a $200/hour Washington call girl. Says
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a reporter for Nation magazine, interviewed by Pacifica Radio,
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"bottom slapping, toe sucking, and use of handcuffs" was
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involved. *But*, did Morris pull down his pants and say, "Kiss
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it?"
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There is said to be a videotape of Morris *in flagraante
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delicto*, which raises the question: Was Morris set up? Was the
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"call girl" being used as part of a "dirty tricks" operation?
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Where was the cameraman? Behind a one-way mirror while Morris
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was allegedly providing advance copies of the Gore and Hillary
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speeches to Sweet Toes? *Who* is the witness to Morris calling
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King Bill, "monster," and Queen Hill, "twister?" *How* was he
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able to witness Morris letting Sweet Toes surreptitiously listen
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in on his phone conversation with Clinton?
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Says Morris, responding to the allegations, "I won't dignify that
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with a response." This is like what Mike McCurry said regarding
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proof that the "Foster suicide note" is a forgery; said the White
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House Press Secretary, "I won't discuss conspiracy theories."
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The ancient Roman writer, Cicero, in *De Divinatione*, tells how
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many of his time believed in signs and omens. Many then believed
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that "in the case of birds... those known as *alites*... give
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omens by their flight, to fly hither and thither and disappear
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now here and now there..." (By "alites" are meant birds like the
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eagle, hawk, and osprey.) What is the omen when Clinton, around
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last 4th of July, set free an eagle that flew off but was then
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attacked by an osprey and plummetted to the ground?
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What is the omen when a speaker's platform, two hours before it
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is apparently about to bear the weight of King Clinton Himself,
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collapses in Michigan City, Indiana, and injures several
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spectators?
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What is the omen when, on Clinton's crowning night in Chicago, a
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lurid scandal breaks involving a top Clinton lieutenant?
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Good-bye, William J. A recent correspondence with *enfant
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terrible* J. Orlin Grabbe indicates that Professor Grabbe is not
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backing down from his prediction that, by this November, William
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J. Clinton will not be the Dems' candidate for U.S. President.
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His prediction is supported by Wesley Pruden, Editor-in-Chief of
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the Washington Times, who wrote today (Aug. 29, 1996, "How to
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give America a really good cry") about Hillary Clinton's
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"prospective troubles with the law in the person of Kenneth
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Starr" being "a subject of growing speculation here." Add to
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that William Safire's prediction that an indictment of Hillary
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for perjury and obstruction of justice seems to be "in the
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pipeline" (ca. Aug. 20, 1996, "Election shouldn't slow law"),
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and King Clinton may decide, after he gets re-crowned in Chicago,
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to just say "The heck with it" and hop on a bus headed south.
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