60 lines
2.5 KiB
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60 lines
2.5 KiB
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ANTI-MODEM-WEAPON
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By
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Amiga Trading Board BBS 805/499-7151
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AN EFFECTIVE MODEM WEAPON, ESPECIALLY ON CROSSBAR PHONE SYSTEMS. (IT
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WILL STILL OPERATE ON ESS BUT YOU WILL KILL PHONE SERVICE TO YOUR PREFIX FOR
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A FEW HOURS, AND EVERYONE TALKING WILL BE CUT OFF ON YOUR PREFIX AND THE ONE
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YOU CALLED) WHAT IS THIS DEVICE? IT'S A TESLA COIL.
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THE TESLA COIL WHEN PROPERLY USED WILL GENERATE LITRALLY THOUSANDS OF
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VOLTS AT VERY LOW AMPERAGE. (JUST THE RIGHT CURRENT TO BAKE SILICON CHIP
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COOKIES.)
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---> SET UP
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1. DISCONNECT ALL PHONES FROM YOUR LINE. DISCONNECT ANSWERING DEVICES AND
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ANY DATA-TRANSMISSION DEVICES.
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2. RUN A PRELIMINARY TEST ON THE COIL AND DISCONNECT NEARBY GROUNDED
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OBJECTS. (LAMPS STEREOS, TV'S ETC...)
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3. CONNECT ONE PHONE THAT YOU SEE FIT TO SUBJECT. (IT USUALLY DOES NOT
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DESTROY PHONES, BUT I HAVE SEEN THEM MELT OFF WALLS.)
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4. CONNECT IRON OR STEEL BALLS TO THE GREEN AND RED WIRES OF YOUR CONNNECTED
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PHONE (THESE ARE THE LINE WIRES THAT GO INTO THE WALL.) L1 AND L2
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TERMINALS OF YOUR PHONE.
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5. PUT ON A PAIR OF THICK RUBBER GLOVES (EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!)
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6. CHARGE COIL TO AT LEAST 10,000 VOLTS. AN IDEAL SETTING IS AROUND 18
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TO 19 THOUSAND, BUT 10 WILL JUMP BELLS LINE SURGE PROTECTORS.
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7. HOLD METAL BALLS IN YOUR LEFT HAND. (MAKE SURE THEY DON'T TOUCH EACH
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OTHER) WHEN THE COIL IS FULLY CHARGED, CLIP THE STEEL BALL CONNECTED TO
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THE RED WIRE TO THE BASE OF THE TESLA COIL AND HOLD THE OTHER METAL BALL
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AS FAR AWAY FROM THE COIL AS YOU CAN.
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8. DIAL THE OFFENDING MODEMS NUMBER.
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9. WHEN CONNECTED, MOVE THE METAL OBJECT CONNECTED TO THE GREEN WIRE WITHIN
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2 FEET OF THE COILS TOP.
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-> DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE LITTLE BOLTS OF ELECTRICITY SHOOTING FROM THE TOP
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OF THE COIL...
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10. WITHIN 3 SECONDS A HUGE BOLT OF LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FORTH AT THE PHONE
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FROM THE HAND YOU ARE HOLDING THE BALLS IN. [MISSING PART WHEN
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RECEIVED] THE GREEN CONNECTED METAL BALL. (HOLD ON TIGHT CAUSE IT'LL
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FEEL LIKE LOADS OF ANTS!) YOU WILL IMMEDIATLY HEAR MANY STRANGE
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OCCILATIONS TO THE CARRIER ON THE PHONE. THE LAST NOISE YOU WILL HEAR
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IS A POP! FROM THE PHONE. (THAT IS THE LAST CRY OF AGONY AS IT SHUTS
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DOWN.)
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CROSSBAR JUST DISCONNECTS.
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GUARANTEED TO FRY THE MODEM, THE COMPUTER AND ANY PERIPHERALS. OR ANYONE
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WHO ANSWERS THE PHONE! ALL DAMAGE IS UN-REPAIRABLE. INCLUDING LIVES!
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