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THE FOLLOWING IS A SATYRICAL ATTACK
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DIRECTED TO A FEW SELECT PIRATES IN
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THE APPLE PIRATE WORLD.
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CIRCLE OF DENEB/CIRCLE OF DICKS/
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CIRCLE OF DWEEBS (IN CASE YOU MISSED
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OUT)
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DEFINITION:
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CIRCLE-A PLANE OF FIGURES BOUNDED
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BY EVERY POINT WHIC IS EQUALLY DIST-
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-ANT FROM A FIXED POINT CALLED THE
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CENTER.
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OF-PREPOSITION, FROM, AMONG.
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DENEB-BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE CONST-
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-ELLATION CYGNUS.
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PUT THEM TOGETHER...MAKES A LOT OF
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SENSE, EH? I GUESS THE BOY! GOT
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DESPERATE FOR A NAME WHEN HIS GROUP
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FINALLY FOUND A LAME EXCUSE OF A
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WARE CALLED IKARI WARRIORS WITH A
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PROTECTION SCHEME ON IT THAT WAS
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EASY ENOUGH FOR HIS SIMPLETON MIND
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TO DEFEAT. A RENNAISANCE OF THE
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STRATA-CRACKERS PERHAPS?
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PEACEFROG. YOU MOTHER-LESS FUCK.
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WHERE IS THEXDER //E?
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CRASHER. YOU FLAMMING FAGGOT.
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YOUR EGO IS ABOUT AS INFLATED AS
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THE LATE ORSON WELL'S BELLY.
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LEARN HOW TO CRACK.
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TONY/HIGH V. YOU FASCIST SCUM.
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DISKMASTER. YOU TALK TOO MUCH
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ABOUT TOO LITTLE.
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BRIAN FIST. GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD
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RUBBISH. HMM, WHY DID YOU LEAVE
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THE APPLE PIRATE COMMUNITY?
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YOUR PRESENCE MADE A GOOD TOPIC OF
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CONVERSATION.
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THE MARTYR (MR. HITMAN FOR HIRE).
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PLEASE, FIND MY TRUE IDENTITY AND
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THREATEN ME 'REVENGE'. I COULD USE
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A GOOD LAUGH. THE ONLY INGENUITY
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THIS IDIOT POSSESSES IS GETTING MY
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PHONE NUMBER AND TURNING IT INTO A
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20 MEG BBS. GET REAL.
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TO YOU PEOPLE THAT CALL YOURSELVES
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'PIRATES' AND CAN'T PROGRAM WORTH
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DIDDLY-FUCK. YOU ARE AN INSULT TO
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THE COMPUTER MOVEMENT.
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WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE DOC.
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GLENN. YOU POMPOUS, ARROGANT SCUM.
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YOU RUN A BOARD FALLING UNDER THE
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CLASSIFICATION OF A SUBJECT ON
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WHICH YOU KNOW VERY LITTLE ABOUT.
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PROGRAMMING. LEARN HOW TO BOOT
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UP A SECTOR EDITOR FOR CHRIST'S
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SAKE, YOU SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT ON
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THE PHONE. AND QUIT RUNNING TO
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HANSEL EVERYTIME YOU NEED HELP ON
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SOMETHING TO DO WITH PROGRAMMING,
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YOU'VE BEEN IN THE PIRATE WORLD
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FOR 4 TO 5 YEARS NOW, GET OFF YOUR
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LOUSY ASS AND DO SOMETHING WORTH-
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-WHILE WITH THAT COMPUTER.
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THIS CONCLUDES MY COMMENTARY, I
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HOPE YOU HAVE FOUND IT ENJOYABLE
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AND ENTERTAINING.
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IHATEDGIHATEDGIHATEDGIHATEDGIHATEDG
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IHATEDG IHATEDG
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IHATEDG CALL SPEC-ELITE IHATEDG
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IHATEDG IHATEDG
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IHATEDG 213/YOU-POSE IHATEDG
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IHATEDG IHATEDG
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IHATEDGIHATEDGIHATEDGIHATEDGIHATEDG
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WHOA!
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][-> RAG: Part II <-][
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<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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| "A Rags are fun production." |
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| From your pal --- The Unknown Elite |
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<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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][-> Produced by C0ast-t0-C0ast <-][
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Funding provided by: SA/Coast to Coast
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Touch Tone
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The mAAArtyr of k-rad dAAArk Logic
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& BAck BAy
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"Hey Bart, whats up dude?" - SA
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"Not much man, did you see my .45 mag, man?" - TT
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"Hey I gotta a RAD idea. Lets call and rag on someone tonight. Wanna?" - SA
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"Okaaay man, I will get my hand gun out of the big truck. one sec." - TT
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<<Making sounds like loading a gun.>>
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"All set Dave. Ready? Ohha, I feel soo rad doing this. And they, haha, don't
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know who it is? We are sooooooo tough, huh man?" - TT
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"Ahhhh, I gotta it. We can call Necromancer. He will never know, guh? No! I
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gotta a better idea, I will get the userlist from red-sector-a, and call up
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some poor suckers. Good idea Bart?" - SA
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"Yea, but can we kill on of them?!?!?! Huh!?!?!" - TT
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"Okay, but only one sweety." - SA
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"Oh RAD, someone acccctually calling my awEs0me board man. Its neveeer busy.
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I gotta see this. Maybe I can kill them.... hajahaja" - TT
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<--->
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I don't know but Dave has always been a STUCK up asshole in my opinion.
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He thinks he is so k-rad elite. I haven't seen him do anything for CTC, I
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mean at all. Shit, he doesn't distibute, crack or run a board. What good is
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he?
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He just likes to get people on his three way and rag on dudes. Him and his
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butt buddies Bart, James and who ever else. All does is hang around calling
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them and ragging on people. I don't think he ever sleeps, his life is one big
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RAG file. Man, I though dAArk L0gic was bad, looks at this poor excuse for
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a group.
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"Duh MAN, we are awesome at double releases!!! That turn out to be bad
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FUCKING cracks anyway. Touch Tone thinks he can crack, but all he can do
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is flunk out of Special Education classes. Thats real hard to do. " - an
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insider of CtC.
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Hell, no wonder Necromancer left for First Class, a useless group he
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was in before. Making his system look like shit. Now the only one making it
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look bad is BIG BOY Davey. (remember, the "stuck-up" one. Haha)
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Anyway, the only good groups are First Class and DG, so why don't the rest
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of you fucks get out. (well, TriTOOOOn does run DG. He has the $$$. Him
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and his little girly friend Tony.) That means SA and CtC should hit the road.
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Personally Dave is a homeboy and should be shot. Probably a mistake on his
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mothers part. And absolutly a mistake in the modem world. So!! Dave (prick)
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take off and stop ragging on flys walking up your drapes.
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<-->
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All Barty boy is good for saying he has a gun and getting kicked out of
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good 'ole special Ed., come and get me dewd. Hehe, with your wild .44
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Magnum. Start loading now man, its going to be a good one. (fargin jerkoff)
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<-->
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"Okay lets go, I know who we can call Game Warden. I love ragging on him
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even though I more of a poor slob than he is, eh Bart?" - SA
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"GO! Get your rad three way going. Duh! What is three way anyways dude?" -
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TT
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<beep><beep><beep>
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<ring..>
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"HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" - GW
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"Is Harry there?" - SA
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"Its not Harry you dumb fuck, its John. Duh" - TT
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"Ops, I mean John. heeeehheee" - SA
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"Noooooooooooooooooooo, John lives here man. But I can get you a couple
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40 meg hard drives, for nothing??"
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<click>
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"Haha, we showed him dude, huh?" - SA
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"Uh huh? I gotttttaaa get my gun. I mother is playing with it. Oh my gawd,
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my father so my report card, shit. Gotta go.."
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<poor father>
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Student Name: Bart/T0uch T0ne/.45 Master
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ID #: 000IQ
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YOG: Never
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Grade: 3
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As of 1/1/70.
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Subject Teachers Grade Comments
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Addition Mrs. Johnson F Good but could be better.
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Sysop Mrs. Meg F Good but could be better.
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Reading Ms. Johnson F He killed my husband.
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Jerking off GOD D- Doesn't understand subject.
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Leader SA/Dave F Fucks me too much.
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------[Absent: 180 Days]-----------[Credits: 000]----------------------------
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<-->
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"Call this RAD 2000meg Bbs/Ae/Cf/Tf/MT/AET/ -- Coast to Coast system
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run by: The Tracer
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Touch Tone
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SA/Coast to Coast
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Touch Tones Mother
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The Triton
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Coast to Coast
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The Outlaw
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The Outlaw
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The Outlaw
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& The Outlaw of no where.
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>>>>> - 313-221-4450 - <<<<
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<Call now, masters of double releases> "
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:>-------------------------------------------------------------------<:
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: Look for more rag files, too bad its all true huh? :
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: :
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: "..we idolize you all... duh!" - SA/Coast to Coast :
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: :
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: Written by THE UNKNOWN ELITE from THE BUNNYMEN :
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: :
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: Call da mighty fine systems: :
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: :
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: Motherboard IV...............313-221-4450, 2000meg , CtC :
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: Motherboard I................516-Ops-I forgot :
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: Motherboard /// South........666-KKK-0000 :
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: Mommyboard West..............BLACKFAG R000LEz :
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: :
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:>-------------------------------------------------------------------<:
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"Dave is a do nothing and so is C0ast-to-C0ast, 1987. Haha"
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maybe I am a little too upfront, nah!
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[Another Neon Knights/Syndicate Rag file, don't you love us?]
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