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Police Dossiers
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The following information has been gleaned from Interpol's
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files and our field agents. While brief, these descriptions may
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contain valuable clues to be used in tracking down and
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identifying members of the V.I.L.E. organization.
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[Name: Carmen Sandiego]
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Occupation: A former spy for the Intelligence Service of
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Monaco.
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Miscellaneous: Carmen Sandiego (known to the inner circle as
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"Buffy") is reported to be an agent, double agent, triple agent,
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and quadruple agent for so many countries that even she has
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forgotten which one she is working for. The auburn-haired founder
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of the Villains' International Legion of Evil (V.I.L.E.) has
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recruited the most cunning and resourceful band of thieves in
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history. During her years as a Monacan secret agent, she
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generally posed as a tennis pro and always traveled to and from
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th matches in here 1939 Packard convertible. Carmen has a
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fondness for tacos and never appears in public without her famous
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ruby necklace "The Moon of Moldavia."
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[Name: Merey LaRoc]
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Occupation: Ms. LaRoc is a freelance aerobic dancer
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Miscellaneous: For the past five years, this brunette beauty has
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been traveling around the world with a mobile health spa to
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conduct exercise classes for the extremely wealthy. Rumor has it
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that this is merely a cover for her criminal activities. When
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she isn't pilfering the treasures of the World, Merey can usually
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be found participating in the good life. A world class mountain
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climber, she has a mania for fance jewelry and spicy foods. Her
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favorite mode of travel is in the back of a fancy limousine where
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she can relax and plot her next job.
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[Name: Dazzle Annie Nonker]
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Occupation: Proprietress of the toughest yogurt bar east of
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Suez.
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Miscellaneous: Born sole heir to the fortune of the shoelace
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king, Baron Franz von Nonker, Annie was quickly disinherited when
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she ran off with a Croation tennis pro. Cast adrift when she
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failed to make the cut for the Davis Cup mixed doubles, she was
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forced to live only by her wits and the paltry $3,000,000 she had
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been able to save out of her allowance. With this modest windfall
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and her innate grit, the blond bombshell was able to open Chez
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Acidophilus. Frequented by the dregs of humanity, Chez
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Acidophilus has become the headquarters for V.I.L.E. Annie is
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rumored to have a tattoo and craving for shellfish. She is known
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to drive a Bugatti limousine.
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[Name: Lady Agatha Wayland]
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Occupation: A colorful character with a prediction for sensible
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shoes, Lady Agatha is a reader of mystery stories set in
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upper-class English drawing rooms.
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Miscellaneous: Lady Agatha has no ability at solving murder
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cases but is very interested in amassing great wealth. A
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compulsive lawbreaker, she loves to exceed the speed limit in her
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Denghby super-chauvinist speedster. Red tresses streaming in the
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open air, she drives through the countryside looking for great
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Mexican restaurants. An avid sportswoman, Lady Agatha has been
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known to pick up a few extra dollars on weekends trouncing
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unsuspecting locals at the local tennis courts. She is reported
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to have a diamond ring the size of a small grapefruit stolen from
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the Royal Treasury of Graustark.
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[Name: Len "Red" Bulk]
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Occupation: Ex-professional hockey player and compulsive
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gambler, Len was barred for life from playing when he was caught
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trying to bribe himself.
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Miscellaneous: Bitter and unemployed, Bulk was forced to turn to
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crime in order to support his gambling habit. He swears he will
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quit just as soon as he "wins the big one." Because of an
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unfortunate habit of blocking too many shots with his head, Len
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will occasionally think he is a Big Horn sheep and begin climbing
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the nearest peak. Cannot fit into any car that has a top, loves
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seafood and tries to impress strangers by showing them the tattoo
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of a mermaid on the thumb of his right hand.
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[Name: Scar Graynolt]
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Occupation: Scar plays the role of a mild-mannered folk
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guitarist, while in reality, he is a complete plug-ugly.
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Miscellaneous: Graynolt made a fortune selling reflective
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headbands to scandinavian basketball teams to allow them to play
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outdoor games forthe first time during the winter months. A super
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athlete, Scar plays killer croquet for money. One of his prize
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possessions is a five-carat pinky ring he won from Ihor
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Ihorovitch in a marathon match that lasterd three days. Rarely
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seen in public, he rides around in a limousine with shaded
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windows with his trusted man-servant, a 6'8" sherpa, as his only
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companion. He is said to have red hair.
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[Name: Nick Brunch]
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Occupation: Hard-boiled ex-private eye, ear, nose and throat.
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Miscellaneous: The only things that interest Nick are fast cars
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and faster women. He'll never turn down a caper that permits him
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to live in the fast lane. An avid mountain climber, Brunch was
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last seen roaring through an Alpine village on his Kamikaze-1250
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motorcycle. He generally wears a soiled trenchcoat, snap-brimmed
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fedora and sports a Dick Tracy Crimefighter's ring on his left
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hand. A close friend of Scar Graynolt, they share a common
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interest in Mexican food. Brunch has black hair, brown eyes and a
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seedy mustache.
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[Name: Fast Eddie B.]
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Occupation: A world class croquet player, he always carries his
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custom-made set of mallets in the trunk of his convertible.
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Miscellanous: Gentleman thief and society cat burglar, Fast
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Eddie mixes easily with the jet set and can usually be found at
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one of PEOPLE Magazine's top 10 playgrounds for the rich.
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Impeccably groomed at all times, he once fought a duel with a
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waiter in his favorite Mexican restaurant who spilled a drop of
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hot sauce on his white linen suit. His most famous crime was the
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theft of a damask tablecloth. Posing as a waiter, Fast Eddie
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removed it from the table during a state dinner for the
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Ambassador without spilling a drop or breaking a plate. In fact,
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the theft wasn't even noticed until dessert was served. This
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raven-haired criminal mastermind always leaves a diamond stickpin
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at the scene of the crime as his trademark.
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[Name: Ihor Ihorovitch]
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Occupation: Pretender to the Czarist throne and a lot of other
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things, too, Ihorovitch has an amazing ability to disappear from
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sight for varying amounts of time.
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Miscellaneous: He seems to have a great fascination for very
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large marsupials. A likeable brute, Ihorovitch provides an
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additional hand for the mob's nefarious activities. Blond and
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sporting a strange Ukranian tattoo, he has been known to eat the
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contents of an entire lobster tank by himself. Ihorovitch has a
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color television set installed in his limousine so he doesn't
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have to miss the Saturday morning cartoon shows.
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[Name: Katherine "Boom-Boom" Drib]
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Occupation: Three-time winner of the Trans-Siberian Motorcycle
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race, Drib is the official hostess for V.I.L.E.
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Miscellaneous: The brunette beauty - a one-time centerfold for
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Popular Mechanics magazine - is a fanatic about health and
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fitness. Although she has never actually attended a meeting, she
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is a charter member of Merey LaRoc's aerobic class. A gourmet
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cook specializing in seafood dishes, she is also fascinated with
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the concept of mountain climbing. She has a tattoo of an eagle on
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her left bicep.
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Written by The Whip 5-1-85
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