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WildMan's Complete Guide to:
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A Genuine WildPhile (c) 06/09/93 2:23.35
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Greets all, with yet another k00l k-rad WildPhile! 'Lo to the boyz in RI
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at the Cellar, which is the main distro site for the non-internetted
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world. If you would like to recieve the complete WildPhile collection
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through the Internet, get me your address. Getting up there in the numbers
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and running out of topics, some works in progress are The Complete Guide
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To Drugs & Illicit Substances and plans for your own still! (Producing
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commercial grade shine, not SHIT!) (Thanks to Runaway Train for the idea)
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And also coming out as a tribute to a guy that tried to kill himself and
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is now a veggie, WildMan's Complete Guide to Extortion! These should be
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out Mid-Julyish, depending on my social schedule. By all means people,
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distribute these tfiles to the ends of the earth as tfiles are our only
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legacy on this planet, as our phreak careers are of finite lengths.
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Anyhow, down to business. This is mearly a product of my fucked up warped
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demented drug-influced burned out creative mind. I don't actually recommend
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that you do any of these horrible dispicable acts against humanity. But,
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then again, like the book says, you never know when you'll have to know
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how to blow up a tank -- In WWIII whos side do you want ME on?? Heh
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Now, let us begin our trip into the world of the assasin!
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BASIC RULES
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Like phreaking or hacking, there are some basic rules you musy obey and
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understand to be an effective assasin. Listening to these WILL make the
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difference between you getting the chair (oh yeah, did I forget to mention
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that Murder IS a capital crime, bummer, at least in the USofA)
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Statistically, your chance of getting away with a murder in a place like
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New York are actually very good. (Brainwashing TV Shows would have you
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believe otherwise, however.) Most people get arrested when they kill some
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bitch for screwing around on them. (How STUPID can you be, just dump the
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damn whore)
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Everybody does not have the psyche needed to become an assasin, or even
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a decent fighter. I am of the style where it takes direct physical threat
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to get me pissed off (I prefer more subtle techniques, like trashing the
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fuckheads car) but sometimes when cornered, fight WITHOUT MERCY.
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The Ten Commandments of the Assasin
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(1) Ye shall work alone, for ye will know thine mistakes and actions well.
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If ye has a partner, ye will be cast into eternal damnation.
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(2) Ye shall have the resolve of moses for thine dead people remain forever
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dead.
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(3) Ye shall remain both faceless and nameless, for if thy police know
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of thine name, thy shall surely pay the price.
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(4) Ye shall have both swiss bank account and swiss passport for thine must
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have a retreat. Thine quick escape from thy scene of thy crime is of
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a holy importance.
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(5) Ye shall study thy victim for fourscore and twenty nights, for thy
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victims weaknesses and habits are thy strengths.
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(6) Ye shall plan well: For mistakes and forgetfullness will cast thee into
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thine abyss for all eternity.
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(7) Ye shall worship the night, and all that is black, for the night is
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all encompassing and embracing and shall hide thee well from thy
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adversaries.
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(8) Ye shall tell no one of thine actions, incuding thine priest, for thine
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priest shall tell thine FBI.
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(9) Ye shall be physically fit and in excellent form, thee shall know thine
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martial arts, and thee shall worship thine kelvar. Thine tools are thine
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life and no expense shall be spared.
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(X) Thee shall read this daily, and live by this code as though thine very
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life on this mudball depends on it, for in fact it indeed does and
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shall.
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That said, I hope you understand what you are doing. Here are a couple
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tactics to employ, although I suggest you mearly look upon this as a
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platform upon which you can develop your own scams and ideals, for your
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creativity is your best asset as an assasin!
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!!SNIPER TACTICS!!
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Snipers are the most glorified in hollywood movies, and their descriptions
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are fairly accurate. The only problem is that you must be a VERY good
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marksman. And you need about $6000.00 worth of rifle equipment: A modified
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30-06 is the snipers choice, with modified fluid-filled silicone tipped
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bullets. And a Starlight second generation scope.
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What was that about bullets? Well, if you take a normal hollow-tip rifle
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bullet and enlarge the hole so about 25% of the bullet head is hollow, fill
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it with water and seal with silicone, when that bullet hits it's target,
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as long as the target is of flesh (Human, Animal, or a watermelon for
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testing) it will explode like a goddamn pipebomb.
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Targets: Typically a bullet either through the heart or through the head
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will kill someone with great speed.
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A word of caution: If you use a shock sensitive explosive, be VERY careful
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as it may explode ON IGNITION from the extreme G Forces. (which you don't
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want!) Another note is to make sure the aerodynamics of the bullet are not
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fucked up by your modifications: Some degree of testing is required, or
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use commercial grade fluid ammo. (HIGHLY ILLEGAL) Tracer rounds, while
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illegal in most states, are very very very effective. Fragmentation bullets
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of all types are a sniper's best friend.
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Positioning is easy: You don't want to be seen. 800 yards is your typical
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range, and with new scopes, the best time is at night. Be sure to use a
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damper on your barrel so there won't be a muzzle flash. And don't fire more
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than ONE burst of under 1-3 secs. (2 shots rapid-fire, eg.) If you fire
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twice you will be easily pinpointed and isolated.
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"Squeeze the trigger, watch the brains fly!" <Ice-T>
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LETHAL INJECTIONS
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This is a very efficient means to kill someone. The only problem is you
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have to be there, nearby. This can be used with a tranquilizer gun for
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combination with sniper tactics, however, you leave behind valuable evidence
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which can (and will) be used to trace you. Air injected into a vein or
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artery will kill someone in a matter of minutes, giving them a stroke.
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(or severely disable)
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POISON
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As a subtopic of lethal injections, poisoning is very cheap, efficient,
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but VERY MESSY AND PAINFUL. (which may be what you want) There are
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100's of lethal chemicals out there, all of which are readily availible.
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Methyl Alcohol, Draino, Paint Thinner, Pool Chlorine, Chlorine Gas,
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etc etc etc etc etc.
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You can make a DEADLY CONTACT poison out of an insecticide called
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BLACK LEAF 40. It needs to be given HIGH concentration to work:
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Boiling should prove effective. A drop of this on someone's skin will
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kill them in minutes. Add it to a beer and dump it over the person.
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ACCIDENTS
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Staging an accident gives you one of the best chances of killing someone
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and getting away with it. It is not very efficient however and sometimes
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will not result in the desired effect. (Maiming as opposed to death)
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This, however, becomes one of the best means if your subject is into drugs
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or alcohol, and other people know this. Knocking someone out (using
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a heavy weight or blackjack, drugs CAN BE TRACED) and then boozing them
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up, and driving them off a cliff is usually quite effective. You must be
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careful not to be seen, else you will be arrested, and be sure to remember
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all sorts of little details (like having the car in drive, engine running,
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booze in car, remember those basic rules)
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Remember that the police are looking for little details, they don't want
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a whole lot of work. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck... Just
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make sure you think everything through. Take the car accident example, go
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to your local courthouse and examine car accidents (fatal) and know what
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went on. Real simple-like.
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If the person is into drugs, an overdose is an excellent means to kill
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someone by, and is VERY easy if you have some money to work with. If
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they are into coke or heroin, chances are it's pretty shitty stuff,
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typical street concentrations (good stuff) is about 45-65% pure. Subsituting
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99% pure coke or heroin will kill the person with great ease.
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HAND TO HAND COMBAT
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Things may turn messy. It is for this reason that I suggest you know a
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martial art well, and know how to use a handgun, knife, any one of the
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numerous oriental weapons (..Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!) and have a
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personal aresnal for you to fall back on should it become necessary.
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Chucks are very effective and imdimidating weapons, INDEEDY. However, only
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use them if you are VERY VERY VERY good with them, because the last thing
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you need to do is give a potential enemy a weapon. Spraypainting them
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jet black gives you a real advantage in a snipe attack, as does swining
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a steel ball the size of a tennis ball, jet back, on a rope into someone's
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face. (WHAMMO!) I cannot remember the name for this style of weapon (Bola
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derivitive) but I can say that it is very very very effective in taking
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someone out)
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Once your victim sees you, it is of EXTREME importance that you KILL
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the victim DEADER than your sex life! You don't want to go to JAIL or
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the chair now, no? Same goes for witnesses, if you get sloppy. A sniper
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attack will shut most people up REAL good. Remember, you must never be
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seen. Computer email addresses, pager services, cel fones, voice mail
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systems and hacker skills come in very handy here.
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Reprinted from a textfile I read in days of yore, with some additional
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comments and corrections by me, will follow, intitled 22 Ways to Kill
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a man with your bare hands. Most of the original file is gone, but the
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ideas remain. (Thanks to the Barbarian for writing it, I didn't ask
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permission, but who gives a fuck righto?)
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Sometimes when you are threatened with physical violence, a weapon to
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defend yourself with is not always available. Your hands, however, are always
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with you, and can be as lethal as any weapon. Below are a list of attacks that
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police are instructed not employ, as they may prove deadly.
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One of your most vital assets is SPEED. You must act quickly, swiftly, and
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without mercy. Your target must be exterminated with EXTREME PREJUDICE.
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Your goal, remember, as an assasin, is not to hurt the person but
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ELIMINATE THEM FROM THE FACE OF THE PLANET.
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I cannot tell you how important being utterly and completely focused on
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your oppoenents DEATH is. It will allow you to remove pain, temporarily,
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from being and issue. FOCUS the pain into your enemy. The pain BECOMES
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your enemy. NOTHING will stop you from elminating him/her.
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I highly recommend you fight with army boots on, steel toed. These fuckers
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are deadly weapons, believe me. I made the mistake of not planting my foot
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in a guys face quickly enough in a "schoolroom disagreement" and I got a
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VERY heavy army boot to the lower forearm (attempt to block) and OOOOOH
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boy did it hurt.
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1. TEMPLE - A very susceptibile vital spot. If struck with sufficient
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force, may cause unconsciousness or death. This is where you plant
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your army boot at full velocity: Focus on the middle of the head and
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follow through. (Extend leg fully)
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2. NASION - This is the summit of the nose. If struck with sufficient
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force may cause death. Highly effective weapon for this area: Brass
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knuckles. (May I suggest getting a knife with a hand guard on it)
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3. PHILTRUM - This is the area between the upper lip and the bottom of
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the nose. Attack to this area may also cause unconsciousness or
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death.
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4. HOOK TO JAW - A powerful hook punch to the front side of jaw may
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snap an enemy's neck. Fatal. This is highly unlikely, however, unless
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you are a 2nd + Dan Blackbelt. (in which case you know these very well)
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5. ADAM'S APPLE - A sharp blow here may cause enemy to asphyxiate. In
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all actuality, any blow to the frontal neck region is VERY effective,
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even if it is only a light tap. This is where in a street fight I
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will usually plant my first attack.
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6. SOLAR PLEXUS - The small of back. May cause death. (RE note on
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army boots, if you fall off balence for a second you are DEAD, and
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if the other person actually falls down, make sure he/she NEVER gets
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up again.
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7. TESTICLES - The strong, focused pain of a vicious low blow may
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cause shock, resulting in death. (army boot note: OUCH!) Unfortunatly,
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most guys are very protective of the lower groinal area.
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8. BASE OF CEREBELLUM - A powerful blow to the nape of the neck,
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causing mortal damage. Another place to plant that army boot.
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9. COCCYX - A powerful blow to the tail bone. Fatal. Note: This is
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another move which requires a great deal of focusing to accomplish
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properly, however, even a light kick will cause EXTREME pain!
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10. FULL NELSON - Stand behind the enemy, put your arms under his, and
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lock your hands behind his head. Bending the neck forward may either
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break neck, asphyxiate enemy, or cut of supply of spinal fluid to
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brain, causing brain damage or death. Once you have your target
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immobilized, bring your hand up and do a head wrench. Follow through.
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11. HALF NELSON - Again, standing behind enemy, but one arm is used to
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pin one of enemy's arms. See above.
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12. BRAIN BUSTER - Bend enemy over towards you, placing him in a
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headlock. Grab the back of his belt, and haul him into the air,
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vertical, upside-down. Allow yourself to fall backward, landing on
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your enemy's head, which will absorb your combined weight. Most
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effective on concrete or gravel. (SPLOOT!)
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13. RUSSIAN OMELET - Cross enemy's legs. Fold enemy by pinning his
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shoulders to ground upside-down and placing his legs above him. Sit
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on his legs, folding the bass of the spine. Fatal. This move is
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also very difficult to execute in a battle senario.
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14. HEART PUNCH - A strongman's attack, it is simply a powerful blow
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to the heart. (Many years ago, the wrestler Ox killed an opposing
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wrestler with this attack.) Will not work if target is wearing Kevlar
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based protective clothing.
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15. UPPERCUT - An upward strike to the bottom of the jaw with the heel
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of the hand, causing the enemy's head to snap backward. May shatter
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vertabrae. Fatal.
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16. ABDOMEN - A substantial blow to this area may rupture a vital
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organ, causing death. ^^ You would have to REALLY nail them with a
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army boot: Head blow quicker and much less diffcult.
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17. RIB CAGE - A vicious shattering of the rib cage may cause grave
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internal bleeding.
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18. HEAD-TO-WALL PUNCH - A swift, hard, cold-cock punch to an enemy's
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face while he is standing near a wall may drive his head into it,
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causing the back of the skull to shatter fatally.
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19. PINNED DROP KICK - Standing behind enemy, holding his arms
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straight back. A drop kick to the back without releasing arms may
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severe spine, causing death.
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20. HEAD WRENCH - Grabbing an enemy's head by the mouth and the back
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of the skull, then twisting with a sudden, violent jerk to rend
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vertabrae, may easily cause death. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED, VERY EFFECTIVE.
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Your local militia teaches this one.
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21. CHOKE HOLD - Once a favorite of law enforcement officials, has
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often proved deadly. The right arm goes over the enemy's right
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shoulder, and grips the back of the head. The left arm comes over his
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left shoulder, reaches across neck, and grabs own right forearm. With
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enough pressure applied, causes brain damage or death.
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22. HEAD YANK - Bend enemy forward, grab head, and pull back with
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convincing force. May seperate delicate vertebrae, causing death.
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Knife Warfare: Some notes
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Something you should never be without is a good knife, preferably one
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that looks intimidating. If idiot looking at knife, he no looking at
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army boot. CRACK. Heh.
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Hold your knife neither high nor low. Balence on the balls of your feet.
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One of the things to note, that in a knife fight, you're going to get
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cut. Accept it. The objective is to cut the other guy more. I have only
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been in one real knife fight in my life, and I got some good scars.
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(more things to ID me with, feddies! HA)
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Learn to use a knife in either hand, and practice using two at once.
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Watch your targets eyes to see where they are looking, remember those
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army boots are deadly weapons too.
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Attacking: You have two real choices here. Wait for him to attack, block
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or evade (preferred) and then counter, or attack first. (Offensive/Defensive)
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Best use a combo. Oh yeah, most people that carry a knife have no idea
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how to use one. Put on a real psycho look, laugh under breath, and attack
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WITHOUT MERCY. Remember: Accept you will get cut.
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Knifes are effective because you can only really block a knife blade twice:
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One slot to either arm, then you're dead. (unless you carry a glock-50, heh)
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The best block is no block!
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A lunging downward blow with a knife will stick it through a 2x4, and do
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a good job on a shoulder. REAL good job. Unforunatly it leaves you open
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BIG TIME.
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When you score a hit, maximize your oppurtunities -- RIP the fucker out,
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doing as much damage as possible. Freaks the shit outta the target, because
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they will be VERY focused on the fact you are a whacked out PSYCHO.
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One of the techniques which has proven very effective is to react within
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milliseconds of a threat. Somone gonna mug you? You can hae a moulded grip
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lockblade out in under 3 sec, drop in 1/2 sec, lunge in 1/2 sec, retreat in
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2 sec to regroup. FAST ACTION IS THE KEY, I CANNOUT EMPHASISE THIS MORE!
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Choice of knife: Avoid switchblades. They SUCK. Same for silletto daggers.
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Lockblades are VERY effective. Also, I always have a throwing dagger strapped
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to the inside of my leg "just in case" -- I suggest that you do too.
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Which brings me to another note! ODDS. There is no way you can handle odds
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greater than 2:1 (or 3:1 if females are involved) no matter HOW good you
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are, at least in hand to hand combat. A gun brings a new light on things,
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but know when to retreat. A throwing dagger imbedded in someone's chest
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(NO FINGERPRINTS!!) makes an effective distration, as does a tube of acid
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smashed on someone, as does a shock sensitive explosive tossed at someone,
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etc etc etc.
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Another note: Develop a working relationship with the best criminal
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lawyer you know of, in the continental united states. This might mean
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the difference between walking away and being carried out feet first,
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in a nice box. Knowing the law is a beautiful thing, there isn't a
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big difference between hacking the criminal justice system and hacking
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an out of date HP-3000. HAHAHAHA
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While I could have written a 1000 page book on the topic, I hope this
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has given you ideas on what to do and who to talk to. If you don't
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know what do to after reading this, then forget about it and delete this
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motherfucker from your pitiful little tfile library OK? I don't like
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lAmAhZ reading my k-rad kRaZy k00L elEEt bRAiN-duMP cHrOnICalZ!
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As always, I can be reached on the Internet (that's specific) or on the
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Cellar (1-401-PRI-VATE -- HitNet). If you really need to talk to me,
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get a fucking life, and stop hanging around with crazy people. Heh heh heh.
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Like my main man Ice-T says:
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"..No screams, no tears or cries, just a laser beam between ya fuckin eyes!"
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Wildman Out: 06/09/93 4:45.55
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Additions: 06/09/93 17:58.09X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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