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UPSetting
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brought to you by...
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AXIOM CODEX
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and
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LAZAR
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Intro: First, we would like to define the term "UPSetting". UPSetting
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is a form of thievery that originally involved the United Parcel
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Service. It is a very easy way to recieve gifts of course you
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don't really know what's inside...but that's the fun of it!
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Which we shall explain later!
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Materials: You'll need a car some gas, a driver and one helper that's it.
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Oh and a nice big ole trunk.
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Now on to the art of UPSetting...
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What you'll need to do is try and find a UPS truck. (The dark brown
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trucks) Or a Federal Express truck (I'll explain more on Fed Exp.
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later.) Start following it, but make sure you don't get too close and
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that the driver does not see you. (oh another thing the best time to
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to go UPSetting is probably between the hours of 10:00 a.m. to 3:00
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p.m. during the christmas rush, excluding lunch time for the obvious
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reasons.) Stay at least
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one or two blocks away from it. Then when it stops, you stop. Pay
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close attention to which house it's delivering to. After it leaves,
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wait for about thirty seconds and then make a drive-by. If you don't
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see a package near or around the front porch, one of two things
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happened. (1)The package wasn't dropped off, or (2)the residents
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were home and received the package. If this happens, continue to
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follow the truck. But if yu drive by and see a package sitting there,
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forget about the truck and follow the next procedure.
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Snagging the package...
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After you drive by once, drive by one more time and take a closer
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look at the house containing the package, any neighbors that may be
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outside or looking out their window and any traffic that may be coming
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down the street. If everything is clear, drive up casually to the
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house and take a couple of last minute looks around. Open the place
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that you have already designated as the place that you're going to put
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the package and walked up to the front porch. If you feel necessary,
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knock on the door first. Then pick up the package, throw it in the
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car, and take off, making sure that no one has seen what you've done.
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If it is a small package and you feel like picking up more packages
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continue to follow the UPS truck. Follow the instructions in the above
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paragraph. If not go take the package somewhere where you can open it
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with no problem. Open it and see what you got.... If yer lucky you
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might get a 9600 baud modem or something.
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Following Fed Express...
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Following Fed Express is just as easy. But getting packages is harder
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since they don't always leave packages as often as UPS. But the
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package is usually worth more...although not all the time.
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Just follow the same UPS instructions and you'll end up with some
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packages too. UPS will give you more packages but Fed Exp. will get
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you the more quality packages. Enuff now go out and do it!
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(C) Axiom Codex and Lazar
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Use for information only. Do as you please with this. We are not responsible
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for anything in any matter or way.
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PHUN LINE 916-481-2306 NUP: PARTY ON DUDE
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