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41 lines
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How to make the Smelliest stink-Bomb of ALL!
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By The HitMen, Vito and Vinnie
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(Whose last names end in a vowel)
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Iron-sulfide stink solution is sold for 98 cents for a 1/8 ounce bottle in
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joke shops but for about $1.00 a quart you can make your own with little
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problem. The active ingredient is ammonium sulfide which stinks to high
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heaven like rotten eggs or a full outhouse in summertime especially if it is
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spilled on the floor or vaporized by an explosion or sprayer.
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To make some, you mix four ounces of sulfur with eight ounces of hydrated lime
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in a stew pot (at least half-gallon capacity). A quart of water is added and
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the mess is heated and stirred until the sulfur has completely blended. The
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hydrated lime will sink to the bottom of the pan and yellow liquid is then
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poured off into a bucket.
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Take the bucket outside, if you have any sense, and add one pound of sulfate
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of ammonia. Stir it a minute and hold your nose. Then cover the bucket with
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plastic wrap and let it set for about a half hour. Then pour off the liquid
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slowly through a cloth filter into a bottle. If you don't have an outside you
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can use your bathroom. Just hope no one has to go for an hour or so. The
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liquid is vile but it is not poison.
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Sulfur may be obtained from rose dust (an insecticide) which is very high
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grade and makes excellent gunpowder. Rose dust has 10% inert ingredients so
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10% more should be added to any formula requiring sulfur. Rose dust and
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sulfate of ammonia (a fertilizer) may be purchased in the garden department of
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a home improvement/hardware store. Hydrated lime is obtained in the building
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supply department where cement is sold. The total cost of the ingredients is
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less than ten dollars.
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Stinkum is either poured on the floor, shot from a water pistol, thrown in a
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bottle (or light bulb) or vaporized by a firecracker in a plastic bottle. A
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fun method in a crowded public restroom is to go into a toilet stall and shut
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the door. Hold your breath and pour a large quantity on a loose wad of toilet
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paper. Toss the wad on the floor behind the toilet and quickly exit the
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restroom.
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