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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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! SINKING A SUB !
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! BY HELLRAZOR ! ! !
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Here are some of my favorite methods of sinking a sub!
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1.Sit out of order and respond to the teacher as the person who's seat that
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normaly sits there. If you can talk your freinds into it than you can have
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even more fun.
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2.If the teacher passes out a sheet for attendance write your name on it as
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well as three or four other joke names(like Ben Dover,Mike Hunt,and Mike
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Hawk)some subs will actually be stupid enough to call these names out.
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3.Say everything the sub says is wrong when they ask whats wrong with it
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say that's not the way our normal teacher does it when they ask how he/she
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does it say you forgot
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4.Scare them scream at nothing,fake a sezure,faint,quiver and shake,or talk
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about killing a man for snoring too loud,Anything that will scare them. Just
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scare them well.
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5.Overload them with questions. Ask questions abot everything they do or say
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and than ask a question about their answer. You can easly take up a whole
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class period that way
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6.Sit ther dumbly if the sub asks you a question nod but don't speak. If
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they ask you'r freind why have them say "He hasn't talked since the
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accident. If they say "what accident?" have your freinds reply "It's best
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not to talk about it."
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8.Pass blank peices of paper arround or put obscene messages on them like
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"I like to fuck horses,pigs,cows,and other barn yard annimals. If they are
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like most of the teachers I have they will read the note in fronnt of the
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class watcing this is a riot.
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HAVE FUN
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HELLRAZOR
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